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bill0527 · Mar 2, 2013

How do you react?

That's a lot of dick.

Count Dookkake · Mar 2, 2013

Not at all.

Giant Robot · Mar 2, 2013

in a row?

Darklord · Mar 2, 2013

But your dick won.

XenodudeX · Mar 2, 2013

"That's...nice?"

Funky Papa · Mar 2, 2013

Why should I give a shit?

Stinkles · Mar 2, 2013

How long was she in college and what was she studying?

Majine · Mar 2, 2013

Scoreboard.

That is all.

hiro4 · Mar 2, 2013

At the same time? Or over a period of 4 years?

arab · Mar 2, 2013

"me too"

ClovingWestbrook · Mar 2, 2013

I'd ask for details.

Alucrid · Mar 2, 2013

"23, I win."

BGBW · Mar 2, 2013

YES! I'm going to actually be married in the future!

Jackpot · Mar 2, 2013

GhostWriter24 · Mar 2, 2013

Bygones be bygones, bro.

samus i am · Mar 2, 2013

So what?

Bobby Roberts · Mar 2, 2013

bill0527 said:
How do you react?

That's a lot of dick.

Isn't this the primary question upon which Dante's character is based in Clerks?

Bulbo Urethral Baggins · Mar 2, 2013

I'd be happy she could talk about it with me.

jehuty · Mar 2, 2013

Some people bang a lot in college. Good fo her.

Dysun · Mar 2, 2013

I wont ever tell her about the hookers

Slayven · Mar 2, 2013

Was it 20 at one time? Cause that is the only way it would be interesting.

Ravager61 · Mar 2, 2013

Did you high five her?

NEOPARADIGM · Mar 2, 2013

So, we're saying I'm like 45, and have been happily married for over 20 years, no adultery of any kind in that time, and wife tells me she had lots of sex before we were married? How would I react?

Count Dookkake said:
Not at all.

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The Judge · Mar 2, 2013

20 years ago. Doesn't matter.

Count Dookkake · Mar 2, 2013

That's only 5 a year at a 4 year program.

Nothing to worry about.

Sorian · Mar 2, 2013

"And you wonder why I ask you to stick everything back in place before you get naked."

Grinchy · Mar 2, 2013

5 per year. That's roughly like screwing one guy every 2.5 months. It could be worse than that.

ChainedMaster · Mar 2, 2013

My current girlfriend has been with more than that. Doesn't bother me.

Messypandas · Mar 2, 2013

now times that by 3

Sobriquet · Mar 2, 2013

That's not very many guys.

GBONZZZZ · Mar 2, 2013

Messypandas said:
now times that by 3

LOL.

Spongebob · Mar 2, 2013

Divorce.

Winterfang · Mar 2, 2013

Depends, was I dating her in college? If not, then I shouldn't give two fucks.

Bulbo Urethral Baggins · Mar 2, 2013

Messypandas said:
now times that by 3

You're probably right.

itsgreen · Mar 2, 2013

If it isn't at once it's ok...

Bad_Boy · Mar 2, 2013

bill0527 said:
How do you react?

That's a lot of dick.

You tell her you slept with over 50 girls in college.

That's a lot of pussy.

Suite Pee · Mar 2, 2013

Probably give a huge high five

and then ask her about the funniest ones

and then be happy that I was 21

GraveHorizon · Mar 2, 2013

BGBW said:
YES! I'm going to actually be married in the future!

Hell yeah. Also, a college woman marrying a high school graduate? She must have low standards.

fratstar · Mar 2, 2013

'No kidding'

Nemesis_ · Mar 2, 2013

American Dad!
Season 2
Episode 16

"When a Stan Loves a Woman"

spindashing · Mar 2, 2013

I'd probably ask for some stories but that was the past.

PhoenixDark · Mar 2, 2013

H@LLOW thread? H@LLOW thread

eBay Huckster · Mar 2, 2013

NEOPARADIGM said:
So, we're saying I'm like 45, and have been happily married for over 20 years, no adultery of any kind in that time, and wife tells me she had lots of sex before we were married? How would I react?

.

yeah, basically, this

(esp. if we didn't go to the same college for undergrad, and considering i'll have had about half as many partners in the same span)

brianjones · Mar 2, 2013

Spongebob said:
Divorce.

yep

that's gross

Drazgul · Mar 2, 2013

Tell her so did you. A whole bag of dicks!

RoyalFool · Mar 2, 2013

I'd dump/divorce them, unless we had kids - in which case I'd probably try to get over it.

20 is a lot in a relatively short period, I wouldn't really want to be with a girl who devalues herself like that - especially when I tend not to get serious with anyone until I know it's going to be a long term relationship. I wouldn't flat out say it's wrong, it's not a crime and nobody was hurt (hopefully!) but it'd clash too much with my own moral code and you can't spend your life with somebody you feel is morally inferior to you.

wenis · Mar 2, 2013

So did I honey.

A lot of prudish people in this thread... You're so lonely.

Suite Pee · Mar 2, 2013

brianjones said:
yep

that's gross

Did you even try to put yourself in the mind of a person married to someone they love for twenty years?

sphinx · Mar 2, 2013

holy shit.. I think I'll just get out of here.

BGBW · Mar 2, 2013

How would she react if you said you also slept with 20 guys in college?

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