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PhoenixDark · Dec 19, 2005

Well, I'm sitting here on the computer on GAF as usual, and my cat is in a chair next to me. While rubbing her, I have always been impressed by her thighs. They truly remind me of what I guess a woman's large butt would feel like, if I ever got my hands on it. I like scratching her around the area where her legs are folded back while she's sitting. Very nice feel to it. Apparently, she likes it too, but of course I'd never know. She hasn't tried to bite me, so everything is fine I figure. It's consensual as long as one of the participating members can't talk.

Her name is Meg, but my nickname for her is Beyonce.

BlueTsunami · Dec 19, 2005

Azih · Dec 19, 2005

PhoenixDark said:
It's consensual as long as one of the participating members can't talk.

What?

muphins · Dec 19, 2005

Wellington · Dec 19, 2005

What the....?

Forgotten Ancient · Dec 19, 2005

PhoenixDark said:
Well, I'm sitting here on the computer on GAF as usual, and my cat is in a chair next to me. While rubbing her, I have always been impressed by her thighs. They truly remind me of what I guess a woman's large butt would feel like, if I ever got my hands on it. I like scratching her around the area where her legs are folded back while she's sitting. Very nice feel to it. Apparently, she likes it too, but of course I'd never know. She hasn't tried to bite me, so everything is fine I figure. It's consensual as long as one of the participating members can't talk.

Her name is Meg, but my nickname for her is Beyonce.

I think you're just making this thread for a new tag.

...unless

aoi tsuki · Dec 19, 2005

You should crosspost this at Beast Forums.

Drinky Crow · Dec 19, 2005

why o why did i come back to gaf

distantmantra · Dec 19, 2005

Dude, throw away your PC's power cord. We don't need to know these things.

edit: I asked you to ban him in the Brokeback Mountain thread! But nooo, you didn't listen. Now we have to put up with this.

jobber · Dec 19, 2005

AirBrian · Dec 19, 2005

Wow, you are really desperate for some pussy.

Nerevar · Dec 19, 2005

:lol

what.the.fuck.

AniHawk · Dec 19, 2005

You are so BANNED

]from OGF

I'm also linking this to bunkerforums.

Dr. Strangelove · Dec 19, 2005

Fantastic.

masud · Dec 19, 2005

Oh god. Where do you live man? I'm sending you a whore.

Ripclawe · Dec 19, 2005

PhoenixDark said:
Well, I'm sitting here on the computer on GAF as usual, and my cat is in a chair next to me. While rubbing her, I have always been impressed by her thighs. They truly remind me of what I guess a woman's large butt would feel like, if I ever got my hands on it. I like scratching her around the area where her legs are folded back while she's sitting. Very nice feel to it. Apparently, she likes it too, but of course I'd never know. She hasn't tried to bite me, so everything is fine I figure. It's consensual as long as one of the participating members can't talk.

Her name is Meg, but my nickname for her is Beyonce.

Rorschach · Dec 19, 2005

BlueTsunami · Dec 19, 2005

I found the root of Pheonix Darks secret furry lust

Forgotten Ancient · Dec 19, 2005

...aeris dies?
?Aries dies...

GaimeGuy · Dec 19, 2005

What the FUCK

distantmantra · Dec 19, 2005

masud said:
Oh god. Where do you live man? I'm sending you a whore.

My fiance is sitting here with me reading this, wanted to say "You need to buy yourself a hooker and just get it over with." Also, "You're fricking creepy, girls don't like to go out with creepy guys."

PhoenixDark · Dec 19, 2005

AniHawk said:
You are so BANNED

]from OGF

I'm also linking this to bunkerforums.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol not bunkerforums :lol

Apparently my stab at late night humor fell flat. I'll be back.

Dr. Strangelove · Dec 19, 2005

Unless you look like this, you have a serious problem.

masud · Dec 19, 2005

PhoenixDark said:
I'll be back.

Someone call the aspca.

PhoenixDark · Dec 19, 2005

Dr. Strangelove said:
Unless you look like this, you have a serious problem.

i see nothing

bishoptl · Dec 19, 2005

Miburou · Dec 19, 2005

Hmmm.

jamesinclair · Dec 19, 2005

I cant believe that instead of helping me with my box dilema, everyone is in this thread.

Date of Lies · Dec 19, 2005

dude, you were going good, you hugged two beautiful brazilian women, you were on top of the world. What happen?

hXc_thugg · Dec 19, 2005

PhoenixDark said:
Apparently my stab at late night humor fell flat.

Good save.

shuri · Dec 19, 2005

muphins · Dec 19, 2005

How's its hair?

Nick · Dec 19, 2005

PhoenixDark is seriously one of my most favorite posters in the world. Keep on fightin' the good fight, Phoenix.

PhoenixDark · Dec 19, 2005

Date of Lies said:
dude, you were going good, you hugged two beautiful brazilian women, you were on top of the world. What happen?

Speaking of which, one of them emailed me back and told me to keep in touch. Score? She's married, but still.

Barrage · Dec 19, 2005

Burn the Internet.

pollo · Dec 19, 2005

Drinky Crow said:
why o why did i come back to gaf

because you logged off "gahiggidy"?

Matlock · Dec 19, 2005

Escape Goat · Dec 19, 2005

my cats ass > ur cats ass

BlueTsunami · Dec 19, 2005

Ninja Scooter · Dec 19, 2005

Date of Lies · Dec 19, 2005

PhoenixDark said:
Speaking of which, one of them emailed me back and told me to keep in touch. Score? She's married, but still.

is Meg married?

Stench · Dec 19, 2005

Ummm... FHUTA?

etiolate · Dec 19, 2005

Dan · Dec 19, 2005

BlueTsunami said:
I found the root of Pheonix Darks secret furry lust

*vomits profusely*

capslock · Dec 19, 2005

jamesinclair said:
I cant believe that instead of helping me with my box dilema, everyone is in this thread.

:lol

Dynamite Shikoku · Dec 19, 2005

etiolate said:

:lol :lol

eeyore the donkey · Dec 19, 2005

capslock · Dec 19, 2005

This combined with the brazilian women hugging thread makes me think I am unworthy of my tag, I thus propose Phoenix to be the new holder!

eeyore the donkey · Dec 19, 2005

capslock said:
This combined with the brazilian women hugging thread makes me think I am unworthy of my tag, I thus propose Phoenix to be the new holder!

I loved both of the threads and think Phoenix Dark should post more, he is my favorite poster on this site so far except when he spoiled Brokeback Mountain which was when I wanted to punch him in the face

Ash Housewares · Dec 19, 2005

capslock said:
This combined with the brazilian women hugging thread makes me think I am unworthy of my tag, I thus propose Phoenix to be the new holder!

you're right, they'll have to change you to "makes worse threads than PhoenixDark"

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