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I just noticed my cat has a nice butt

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terrene

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sonarrat said:
Man... every time I try to respond to this I get mentally blocked. :lol It's right up my alley, too, but I haven't mentioned my furriness here in a long time, so much that some old-timers may have forgotten and none of the newbs have any clue. I don't even know how much I could say without starting a mass vomit scene, a la Like Water For Chocolate.

I'll just say that I don't think animals care where you touch them - it's the context, and the intention. My cat doesn't like to be touched on her belly - if she's rolled over on her back and I try to rub her, she'll attack me, then scramble to her feet. But if she's begging at me, and I push her over playfully and give her a kind of belly-noogie, then she takes that without complaining. And I think the same thing goes for, well, the part you were talking about. I've never met an animal that didn't like to have its butt scratched.
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sigh

I wish Hitler would come back and exterminate all the furries...

(single tear rolls down cheek)
 
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Clydefrog said:
Fuck. NeoGAF was, is, and I'm no psychic but will probably always be WEIRD.
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I'm 5'2" and she's 6'5"..... And this is kinda odd, but when we're hiking and no one's around, sometimes she'll carry me on her back for a while. Ya see, I get worn out really quick on our hikes. So yeah, our height difference has it's advantages in private, but I can't help but feel so helpless and weak in public. It's really embarassing sometimes. So I guess what I'm asking is if anyone else has similar experiences and how they've handled it.
 
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This wasn't your first experience with noticing your cat:

PhoenixDark said:
I decided to give this a try the minute my mom left the house. I couldn't find any Q-tips anywhere though, so I had to make due with what I could find: a straw with some toilet paper stuffed down the hole; I figured that wouldn't scratch her walls/cause pain.

When I put her on the bed she immediately had her ass in the air, tail flailing around everywhere. Honestly I couldn't really tell which hole was the right one, but I figured it wouldn't be the top on. I lightly brushed the straw against it and she seemed to quiet down a bit, then she started shaking. After a minute or two of that light swishing I put the straw into the hole, just about half an inch. She REALLY went crazy at that point, and the more I entered/exited the louder she got. But then I started noticing she was shaking like Mohammad Ali on speed, which kind of concerned me but I kept on. After about 3 minutes of this I was about to stop when my fingers got wet and started burning BAD - when I looked down I had some type of liquid all over my hand, and my eyes watered. I jumped up and ran to the bathroom to wash my hand but even afterwards it stung like hell

I just threw away the straw. I don't know where the cat is now
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edit: 2005? REALLY?
 
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Clydefrog

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benzy said:
I'm 5'2" and she's 6'5"..... And this is kinda odd, but when we're hiking and no one's around, sometimes she'll carry me on her back for a while. Ya see, I get worn out really quick on our hikes. So yeah, our height difference has it's advantages in private, but I can't help but feel so helpless and weak in public. It's really embarassing sometimes. So I guess what I'm asking is if anyone else has similar experiences and how they've handled it.
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I'm seriously LOLing :D
 
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Max Armstrong

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benzy said:
I'm 5'2" and she's 6'5"..... And this is kinda odd, but when we're hiking and no one's around, sometimes she'll carry me on her back for a while. Ya see, I get worn out really quick on our hikes. So yeah, our height difference has it's advantages in private, but I can't help but feel so helpless and weak in public. It's really embarassing sometimes. So I guess what I'm asking is if anyone else has similar experiences and how they've handled it.
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Holy shit! HAHAHAHA
 
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Seraphinianus

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benzy said:
I'm 5'2" and she's 6'5"..... And this is kinda odd, but when we're hiking and no one's around, sometimes she'll carry me on her back for a while. Ya see, I get worn out really quick on our hikes. So yeah, our height difference has it's advantages in private, but I can't help but feel so helpless and weak in public. It's really embarassing sometimes. So I guess what I'm asking is if anyone else has similar experiences and how they've handled it.
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this coincides nicely with my discovery of those hilarious japanese "super tall woman and super short guy" vids on xhamster. Step ladders are involved. (and no, it's not sexy to me at all, it's just hilarious.)
 
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