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April Wrasslin' |OT| The Spirit of the Ultimate Warrior Will Run Forever!

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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
And of course, there's the time when Dixie asked Jesse (Sorensen) to quit instead of her firing him so she wouldn't look bad for lieing about paying for his neck injury yall
 
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Toki767

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Xater said:
I was hoping for a long rant somewhere. Still funny though. Also explains why Sabin left. Dude can probably earn more in the indie circuit.

How long are we giving TNA at this point?
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The more important question is does Bob Carter call it quits before SpikeTV does.
 
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Spider from Mars

tap that thorax
XenoRaven said:
These types of posts are why people make fun of you.
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Vylash

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Dragonzord said:
And of course, there's the time when Dixie asked Jesse (Sorensen) to quit instead of her firing him so she wouldn't look bad for lieing about paying for his neck injury yall
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Oh my god is that what happened with Sorensen?

Spider from Mars said:
People have been saying that for years. Impact does well for Spike. TNA is her to stay!
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They've never been in this dire of a situation

Infinite Ammo said:
Oh. Any interest from other investors lined up?
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No, Spike is their only plan, if they don't renew that contract , TNA is finished
 
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Sblargh

Banned
Man, the entire upper card of Shimmer is better than what WWE is offering right now as far as wimmenz wrasslin' goes.

Unfortunetly I suck at remembering names and can't find anything like an official updated roster on the internet. But man, really was a lot of fun watching it. I still have to go through the 90 minutes main event match between Cheerleader Melissa and LuFisto, but some of those, they were just ideal, there was one between a Japanese and a New Zealander that, goddamn it, was it balls to the wall. The japanese woman did both a swing and a suplex from the apron (or from the first rope...). Lots of hard hitting kicks, too. One of the best matches overall I seen this year.
 
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Bandini

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Fuck, you guys, I know this is off-topic but Gabriel García Márquez passed away. Dude wrote my all-time favorite book. I am considering watching Impact just to feel another sort of pain.
 
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Spider from Mars

tap that thorax
Dragonzord said:
Even in the face of wrestlers getting paid less than TNA by Wal-Mart, you can still keep up tha TNA fan boy charade. Amazing.
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Wrestling is a carny sport run by hucksters and con artists. If I bogged myself down in the details of the behind the scenes stuff of every wrestling promotion I enjoyed then I would probably stop watching. TNA seems like a terrible place to work.
 
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British Monsoon

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Sblargh said:
Man, the entire upper card of Shimmer is better than what WWE is offering right now as far as wimmenz wrasslin' goes.

Unfortunetly I suck at remembering names and can't find anything like an official updated roster on the internet. But man, really was a lot of fun watching it. I still have to go through the 90 minutes main event match between Cheerleader Melissa and LuFisto, but some of those, they were just ideal, there was one between a Japanese and a New Zealander that, goddamn it, was it balls to the wall. The japanese woman did both a swing and a suplex from the apron (or from the first rope...). Lots of hard hitting kicks, too. One of the best matches overall I seen this year.
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Hikaru Shida and Evie. I really enjoyed that match, Hikaru's awesome and I've been very impressed with Evie. Both are good strikers as well, which I find is something lacking in a lot of women's wrestling.
 
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Spider from Mars

tap that thorax
Sblargh said:
Man, the entire upper card of Shimmer is better than what WWE is offering right now as far as wimmenz wrasslin' goes.

Unfortunetly I suck at remembering names and can't find anything like an official updated roster on the internet. But man, really was a lot of fun watching it. I still have to go through the 90 minutes main event match between Cheerleader Melissa and LuFisto, but some of those, they were just ideal, there was one between a Japanese and a New Zealander that, goddamn it, was it balls to the wall. The japanese woman did both a swing and a suplex from the apron (or from the first rope...). Lots of hard hitting kicks, too. One of the best matches overall I seen this year.
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http://www.cagematch.net/?id=8&nr=90&page=16

The undercard of Shimmer is better than what WWE is offering as well.
 
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Sblargh

Banned
Bandini said:
Fuck, you guys, I know this is off-topic but Gabriel García Márquez passed away. Dude wrote my all-time favorite book. I am considering watching Impact just to feel another sort of pain.
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Oh, that really is sad. One of the icons of our time.

Also, thanks for hooking me up with the names, bootaay! Some of Evie's kicks were so stiff I cringed a bit.
 
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Terrabyte20xx

Junior Wrestlemania XXX Champion
Sony's gaming division reminds me so much of ECW. Doing so well with it's fans and as popular as it's ever been, but it's parent company is bleeding money month after month.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Wow, even uguu people know legit shook. Usually they're super late to the party on buzzwords that capture mindshare.

I mean some uguu people still say "epic" - how horrible is that?
 
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Deleted member 47027

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Would any aspiring superstar here in Wrasslegaf like to be the one to make OT2? New Generation folks, please, wanting to make a mark.
 
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Sblargh

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All right, roster, ok, people I liked a lot: Athena, Evie, Hiraku Shida, Nikki Storm and Candie LeRae.

Props to the gimmicks: Leva Bates, Athena, Nikki Storm, Thunderkitty and the bickering tag team of Madson Eagle and Nicole Matthews
 
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Laserfrog

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I almost forgot to take my medication, that would have been silly! I think I'm finally starting to get better. Hashtag You only live once.
 
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Deleted member 47027

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Sblargh said:
All right, roster, ok, people I liked a lot: Athena, Evie, Hiraku Shida, Nikki Storm and Candie LeRae.

Props to the gimmicks: Leva Bates, Athena, Nikki Storm, Thunderkitty and the bickering tag team of Madson Eagle and Nicole Matthews
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Did you feel like you got your money's worth? I'm assuming fuck yes.

Laserfrog said:
I almost forgot to take my medication, that would have been silly! I think I'm finally starting to get better. Hashtag You only live once.
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YOMOAD.
 
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Sblargh

Banned
Vince McMahon said:
Did you feel like you got your money's worth? I'm assuming fuck yes.
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Wow, completely. I mean, I'm still going to budget this stuff at one a month (at least while I'm not rich like you), but yeah, money very well spent. It's cool to have it, too. I feel like it's something that I can use to entertain guests very well, if not everybody glued to the tv, at least something in the background, as a distraction, I'm sure people will gravitate torwards it.

Edit: New Athena
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Deleted member 47027

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Sblargh said:
Wow, completely. I mean, I'm still going to budget this stuff at one a month (at least while I'm not rich like you), but yeah, money very well spent. It's cool to have it, too. I feel like it's something that I can use to entertain guests very well, if not everybody glued to the tv, at least something in the background, as a distraction, I'm sure people will gravitate torwards it.
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Eggscelent!
Laserfrog said:
You Only Medicate Once A Day? That's my guess.
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Yessir
 
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British Monsoon

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Trials Fusion is making me rage, goddamn - the learning curve is fine, but I just hit a brick wall on the last two or three groups of stages. Completed the 'final' level and unlocked the master challenges/platinum medals, but jesus, it took ten minutes and almost 300 retries. Great game though, lots of content and it looks excellent in motion.
 
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Bootaaay said:
Trials Fusion is making me rage, goddamn - the learning curve is fine, but I just hit a brick wall on the last two or three groups of stages. Completed the 'final' level and unlocked the master challenges/platinum medals, but jesus, it took ten minutes and almost 300 retries. Great game though, lots of content and it looks excellent in motion.
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I -just- bought it like the idiot I am. I like Trials a lot. Should be fun. But I shouldn't have bought it, I have waaaaay too much to play.

Dr Duncan Steel said:
There are an abundance of Vince gifs and legit shook and the like, but c'mon let's not be snobs here!
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If you can't turn your nose up at people who stan a piece of hardware, then who can you turn your nose up to?
 
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