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[lobdale]

Inspired by a post I saw in the Bayonetta thread:

Isometric ascii character tactical battle life sim starring Enzo, exclusively for Playstation TV.

please try to come up with a description for a game that would sell the least possible number of copies.

 

[Red Chocobo]

Lair 2

Uses PS Camera for movement.

 

[Bronetta]

Haze 2

 

[zruben]

Mario is Missing WiiU port. With DLC and Miiverse capabilities.

 

[Carl]

Bayonetta 3.

 

[FloatOn]

grass cutting simulator

 

[PaulExcellent]

Sonic RPG 2 for the Vita.

 

[glaurung]

Daikatana ported to Pippin.

 

[Acquiescence]

Bayonetta 3.

Brutal.

 

[Goldenroad]

Any game for the Virtual Boy, but oh, let's say a vector graphics NBA Live game.

 

[Exotoro]

ice climbers 2, exclusively on the ouya

 

[MilesTeg]

grass cutting simulator

But what if it had all kinds of models, from push to ride on, where eventually you level up enough to mow professional sports stadiums!?!

 

[PaulExcellent]

grass cutting simulator

you know damn well that it would sell

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Kinect only Plumbing Simulator 2015

 

[John Caboose]

A game from Spark Unlimited that is 100% by them and not any sort of licensed deal.

 

[Zaku]

Enema Simulator 2015, with scratch and sniff cards for the true experience.

 

[Ray Wonder]

But what if it had all kinds of models, from push to ride on, where eventually you level up enough to mow professional sports stadiums!?!

Swear on me mum id buy that

 

[Markitron]

A prequel to Remember Me, including new stealth mechanics and entirely in French with subtitles.

 

[King Cobra]

The Last Gaurdian, because it probably won't ever be released.

 

[kick51]

grass cutting simulator

http://kotaku.com/5856020/and-now-the-1950s-lawn-mowing-game-youve-all-been-waiting-for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVw-TELhNvk

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00002STXM/?tag=neogaf0e-20

 

[rhodo]

Bayonetta 3.

This pains me so much because how true it is

 

[| Praxis |]

Concentration Camp Architect

 

[Syril]

Klonoa 2 remake on Wii U.

 

[lobdale]

Enema Simulator 2015, with scratch and sniff cards for the true experience.

day 1

 

[IAmRandom31]

E.T : Origin Stories

 

[Exotoro]

really, any game exclusively for the ouya

 

[Platy]

"Final Fantasy : Candy Crush Edition" WiiU exclusive.

Alternatively, "Call of Angry Birds on Duty" for N64. Released today.

 

[Makonero]

A big-budget, massively multiplayer


text adventure


But I'd buy it. Even at the $60 asking price, with the subscription fee of $15 per month.

 

[Murdoch]

Paint drying simulator 2.

 

[daydream]

Lair 2

Uses PS Camera for movement.

First post is the best try so far.

 

[Wiseblood]

Bayonetta 3.

Wonderful 102.

 

[L Thammy]

Excretory System Simulator

You go about your normal day and have to poop at regular intervals. If you don't, you get constipated and regularly lose health. If you eat spicy food, you take damage when you poop.

For all the people who ask why video game characters never use the bathroom.

 

[Foshy]

A Bejeweled clone starring Vampire detectives in Poland, released exclusively on PS Mobile.

 

[Tucah]

Shenmue 3, exclusively for the N-Gage.

 

[Acquiescence]

Paint drying simulator 2.

There's no way Gone Home will get a sequel though.

 

[purpletentacle]

Blind Minecraft

 

[LiamR]

Wonderful 102.

DON'T EVEN GO THERE

 

[SFenton]

2 Human.

 

[JeffGames-24]

56K System Update Simulator

 

[Mpl90]

A Megaman game, because it'd be cancelled before the release, so no sales at all.

 

[ULTROS!]

ZombiU2

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

An Hero - The Game. Exclusive to the Jaguar CD.

 

[PaulBizkit]

"... exclusive to the Ouya" thread.

 

[Vinci]

A single-player EVE Online without all the pretty graphics.

 

[Ray Wonder]

See i don't think it could be anything too stupid, it has to be a proper attempt at a game. If it's too dumb of an idea like Goat Simulator, then people will pick it up for that reason.

• Name - Jungle Jim
• Action Game
• Platform - Vita Only (sorry)
• Objective - Swing from branch to branch collecting bananas
• Horribly buggy
• Extremely small maps
• Rated under 20 on metacritic

 

[EloKa]

Ryser: Creed of SimClub

Historical corridor horse racing game with simcity map sizes and driveclub MP. and yeah, you can do a leap of faith into an enemy's carriage and murder him

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Fuse 2

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

A single-player EVE Online without all the pretty graphics.

So Microsoft Excel, the Game.

 

[1.21Gigawatts]

Kinect: Algebra

 

[eliochip]

A single-player EVE Online without all the pretty graphics.

would buy


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