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[Renpatsu]

Beardless couch is like an alternate reality

The GB timeline split and we didn't even realise.

 

[Nethaniah]

Jeff will quit GB after this day. Look at him.

Dan will get fired after this you mean.

 

[Noray]

Man, when did Brad get so salty? When did the joy leave him? Why would anyone think the N64 is worse than the Gamecube or the Wii?

 

[Shiny Llama]

Drew's never seen Conker's Bad Fur Day?

...They didn't really do demos on the 64 did they

 

[Zaph]

Approaching The End. Hope Jimmy has OT12 ready.

 

[daydream]

You guys are all insane.

Also, someone should buy a Koopa Kard to get that bank money.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

drew is making me mad, the way he's playing this

 

[EmCeeGramr]

The Wii was a great system with a great library and Nintendo put out better games for it than for the GameCube by far unless you have a huge boner for F-Zero and Eternal Darkness being "mature" or whatever (and the N64, minus Mario and Zelda is worse than the Wii by far as well).

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Drews had that damn lamp this whole time dammit

 

[shadyspace]

The Wii was a great system with a great library and Nintendo put out better games for it than for the GameCube by far unless you have a huge boner for F-Zero and Eternal Darkness being "mature" or whatever (and the N64, minus Mario and Zelda is worse than the Wii by far as well).

And the Wii U without its Zelda or a Metroid is nevertheless already better than the Wii.

 

[Okrag]

Drew's never seen Conker's Bad Fur Day?

...They didn't really do demos on the 64 did they

They actually played Conker: Live and Reloaded on a Demo Derby, but it was the one where Jeff subbed in.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Man, when did Brad get so salty? When did the joy leave him? Why would anyone think the N64 is worse than the Gamecube or the Wii?

Seriously.
Mario 64 is still the best Mario game ever made.

The Wii was a great system with a great library and Nintendo put out better games for it than for the GameCube by far unless you have a huge boner for F-Zero and Eternal Darkness being "mature" or whatever (and the N64, minus Mario and Zelda is worse than the Wii by far as well).

I agree. But I REALLY want a new F-Zero
But nobody will buy it. So I understand why Nin wont make it.
Rare though.

 

[Shiny Llama]

And the Wii U is already better than the Wii.

Not until we get a new Zack and Wiki, dammit.

 

[Nethaniah]

Jeff laying down some hot truth.

 

[Zaph]

Which console has Blast Corps?

I rest my case.

 

[MetalGuardian]

You are a crazy person. Wii is the height of Nintendo's first party output. THE HEIGHT

Woah, really? Punch-Out and the Galaxy games are the only cases I can see being made to support that statement, and even then it would be heavily disputed given how amazing the original Punch-Out and Super Mario 64 are

As for everything else...
Metroid Prime 3 > Prime 1/Prime 2, or Super Metroid?
Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword > Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask or Wind Waker?
[no F-Zero] > F-Zero GX?
[no StarFox] > Star Fox 64?
Super Paper Mario > Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door?
[no Pikmin] > Pikmin 1 or 2?
WarioWare: Smooth Moves > WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgames?
Brawl > Melee?
Mario Kart Wii > A smoldering pile of acrid horse piss?
Animal Crossing: City Folk > Animal Crossing: Wild World?

I could keep going, but you're clearly trolling. Joke's on me though, since I spent eight minutes typing this

 

[ratcliffja]

Not until we get a new Zack and Wiki, dammit.

I still haven't finished that game. There was some section where you're falling with an Umbrella that I could never beat.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Which console has Blast Corps?

I rest my case.

Man, Rare was on fire during the N64 days.
Nobody ever talks about Jet Force Gemini but it is one of the best games ever made for the system.

 

[chaobreaker]

Who's making the new thread? I totally won't mind the OP stealing this gif here -->

Hell, I'll make even more unbeaten funky fishman gifs when I get home.

 

[Wunder]

Good-bye. . .

 

[Teddified]

Poor key. ;_;

 

[Incandenza]

Metroid Prime 1 and 2 make a really good case for GameCube over N64. It's a tough call. All the 3D Nintendo systems have rough patches but there's so much essential stuff on all of them.

 

[Fevaweva]

Killer 7 though.

Gamecube > N64.

 

[Tucah]

WAIT WE NEED A NEW THREAD

 

[Piston Hyundai]

WAIT WE NEED A NEW THREAD

shhhhh

 

[Fotheringay]

The Wii was a great system with a great library and Nintendo put out better games for it than for the GameCube by far unless you have a huge boner for F-Zero and Eternal Darkness being "mature" or whatever (and the N64, minus Mario and Zelda is worse than the Wii by far as well).

Gamecube:
Metroid Prime, Pikmin, SSBM, Animal Crossing, Wind Waker, F-Zero GX, Paper Mario TTYD

Wii:
The Mario Galaxies, NSMB Wii, Kirby's Epic yarn, and Donkey Kong Returns

I'm taking GCN.

 

[Shiny Llama]

Giant Bomb #12: Take Me, Watermelon Pants

 

[Incandenza]

SHIT WE NEED A TITLE QUICK BOYS

 

[LegoArmo]

I don't like watermelon either, Greg.

 

[Sir Griffith]

Giant Bomb #12: #DWGF

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Gamecube:
Metroid Prime, Pikmin, SSBM, Animal Crossing, Wind Waker, F-Zero GX, Paper Mario TTYD

Wii:
The Mario Galaxies, NSMB Wii, Kirby's Epic yarn, and Donkey Kong Returns

I'm taking GCN.

Wii has the Metroid Prime TRILOGY son

 

[daydream]

Listen to me guys.

Kill the kid, torch the thread, we gotta get outta here.

 

[Brashnir]

All this talk of the Wii library and not one mention of Rhythm Heaven Fever yet.

For shame.

 

[Zeouterlimits]

Giant Bomb #12 | Waluigi Start

ilomilo is an underrated classic of the XBLA era

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Listen to me guys.

Kill the kid, torch the thread, we gotta get outta here.

I understood that reference.

 

[alr1ght]

Giant Bomb #12: Saturn is worse than N64

 

[EmCeeGramr]

The Wii had Sin & Punishment, Rhythm Heaven Fever, Punch-Out, the Galaxy games, NSMB Wii, Donkey Kong Country Returns, Metroid Prime 3, Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Kirby's Return to Dreamland, the best version of Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword (haters begone), superior versions of Metroid Prime 1+2, superior versions of Pikmin 1+2, Xenoblade, Brawl (haters begone!!!!), a better Animal Crossing, and even weird hidden gems like Excitebots, the Endless Ocean games, import stuff like Captain Rainbow, Another Code R, Fatal Frame 4 and FF2 remake.

Also, it had three Trauma Center games so WHATEVER

 

[daydream]

Giant Bomb #12 | Waluigi Start

ilomilo is an underrated classic of the XBLA era

fun daydream fact: ilomilo is one of my favourite games of all-time

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

Beardless couch is like an alternate reality

they need to shave

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Listen to me guys.

Kill the kid, torch the thread, we gotta get outta here.

Giant Bomb #12 | Thanks for all the Ing

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Giant Bomb #12 | Mario wants to party all the time

 

[SmithnCo]

CG Animal Crossing > Wii Animal Crossing

 

[SteveWinwood]

giant bomb official thread number 12 for www.neogaf.com

 

[alr1ght]

The Wii had Sin & Punishment, Rhythm Heaven Fever, Punch-Out, the Galaxy games, NSMB Wii, Donkey Kong Country Returns, Metroid Prime 3, Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Kirby's Return to Dreamland, the best version of Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword (haters begone), superior versions of Metroid Prime 1+2, superior versions of Pikmin 1+2, Xenoblade, Brawl (haters begone!!!!), a better Animal Crossing, and even weird hidden gems like Excitebots, the Endless Ocean games, import stuff like Captain Rainbow, Another Code R, Fatal Frame 4 and FF2 remake.

Also, it had three Trauma Center games so WHATEVER

And it had waggle to ruin most of them. Kirby's Epic Yarn is the GOAT Wii game, though.

Spoiler

Skyward Sword is terrible too.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

Giant Bomb #12 | ACTION TIME

 

[Noray]

Thanks for turning this into System Wars, Brad.

Spoiler

Skyward Sword is a bad Zelda game

 

[BreezyLimbo]

JEFF WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAD A STRAIGHT WAY TO THE STAR

 

[Shiny Llama]

The Wii also got a port of Dokapon Kingdom, which should be played as an alt-universe Mario Party Party after number 10.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

This is seriously going to be a 5 hour stream. I'm gonna run out of alkohol and life force before this is over.

 

[Fevaweva]

JEFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO