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Al Bundy Appreciation Thread

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E the Shaggy

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Who's that riding into the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun!?!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!
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Dai101

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So you think I'm a loser?
Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something.
Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head.

But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
 
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E the Shaggy

Junior Member
Dai101 said:
So you think I'm a loser?
Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something.
Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head.

But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
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Jesus....haven't heard that one before.
 
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dork

Banned
If you go back and watch this show, the insults are filthy, i couldnt see them getting away with this in todays world

there was an episode where he mentions middle eastern men buy a car and head towards the world trade center. something along those lines.
 
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Akuun

Looking for meaning in GAF
Dai101 said:
So you think I'm a loser?
Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something.
Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head.

But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
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That's... the most uplifting thing I've read in a long time.
 
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Malreyn

Member
Dai101 said:
So you think I'm a loser?
Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something.
Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head.

But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
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"Don't Bundy that Book!"
 
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El Topo

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Arguably one of the greatest comedy characters of all time. The show was incredible and managed to stay funny for a long time.
 
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Jarrod38

Member
Demand two, don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat, we hate that. Besides it's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat.
 
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Piston Hyundai

Member
So would this be considered a guilty pleasure sitcom? I love the show, but I feel like I probably shouldn't, considering my disdain for Chuck Lorre sitcoms.
 
Allforce

Allforce

Member
Dalek said:
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Haha this has to be shopped right? If it isn't then that's hilarious.

I had a weird relationship with this show, my mom forbade me from watching it at all, while my dad would always sneak me in the room to watch it with him when she wasn't around.
 
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railGUN

Banned
One of my all time favourite shows. Completely warped my perspective on sex, for the longest time I thought it was a chore and that guys only slept with their wives to shut them up :lol
 
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commedieu

Banned
railGUN said:
One of my all time favourite shows. Completely warped my perspective on sex, for the longest time I thought it was a chore and that guys only slept with their wives to shut them up :lol
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This, and Dream On sent me in a confusing direction.

Worked it out now.
 
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