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[AMUSIX]

So, YouPorn had a bit of free time recently, and put up a little article detailing some statistics involving the porn habits coming from game consoles. The write-up is here (and the link is SFW...well, if your work allows access to youporn.com):
http://www.youporn.com/world/gamers-consoles-searches/

All of the graphics (charts) are here (again, SFW):
http://imgur.com/gallery/xsHn3

And just some choice bits:

Playstation users have a slightly more pronounced mom fetish, with ‘mom’ and ‘milf’ nabbing the top two spots, followed by ‘step mom’ in at 9th place.

Wii users again keep it fantastical with terms like ‘zelda’ being searched for an astonishing 1082% more and others like ‘pokemon’ (591%), ‘hentai shemale’ (338%), ‘cartoon play’ (296%) and ‘cosplay’ (147%) all being searched for more than on other consoles.

And some choice charts:

 

[Salsa]

i've been wondering this for years

 

[alr1ght]

Wii owners finish the fastest. Waggle practice.

Wii users again keep it fantastical with terms like ‘zelda’ being searched for an astonishing 1082% more and others like ‘pokemon’ (591%), ‘hentai shemale’ (338%), ‘cartoon play’ (296%) and ‘cosplay’ (147%) all being searched for more than on other consoles.

lol

 

[Goldfishking]

Playstation users are efficent.

Most time spent on videos with the least amount of page views.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

"Wii users again keep it fantastical with terms like ‘zelda’ being searched for an astonishing 1082% more and others like ‘pokemon’ (591%), ‘hentai shemale’ (338%), ‘cartoon play’ (296%) and ‘cosplay’ (147%) all being searched for more than on other consoles."

nintendo fans huh

 

[Verelios]

Wii would like to play indeed...

Not surprised.

 

[Sianos]

i'm disappointed that ixmike isn't a part of the youporn dota team

also ixmike confirmed for playstation owner

 

[see5harp]

XBOX users are like "I can't even tell the difference between streaming porn and the raw file."

 

[udiie]

i thought this was going to be about those youporn gaming esports teams but im pleasantly surprised

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I do love my milfs.

 

[Perspicacity]

Can't wait for 4chan to release Vita stats

 

[M0nochromatic]

I wonder how many are typing in Zelda when they mean Link.

 

[daveo42]

I wonder how many actual adults surf porn sites on their gaming consoles.

Playstation users are efficent.

Most time spent on videos with the least amount of page views.

We know what we like and have staying power.

 

[sn00zer]

I imagine there is a huge spike whenever highschoolers get out.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

You gotta wonder with "mom" being at the top for Playstation owners, if they're misguidedly searching for milf or if they're into some weird taboo shit.

 

[Majine]

This is what iPads are for.

 

[CreepingFear]

Meanwhile, PC gamers are getting ready for Occulus Rift porn....

 

[perfectchaos007]

Is the Wii more MLP friendly than Playstation?

 

[JDSN]

Kotaku: Nintendo fans are premature ejaculators.

 

[YoungFa]

Does that mean playstations users watch a clip completely?

 

[alr1ght]

those darn Nintendo fans

 

[Ferrio]

I'm surprised people even web browse using their game system much less porn. This has to be teenagers using it this way right?

edit: Ya... looking at those genres in the above post...kids.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Man, a lot of gamers with mommy issues.

Edit: and XBox users watching lesbian porn, the most bro porn of all porns.

 

[John Kowalski]

...you can search for romantic stuff?

 

[Tom Nook]

I always knew PS owners last longer.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Controllers covered in Dorito dust and Vaseline.

 

[Jazzy Network]

I have a PS4 and I like cougars. Seems right to me.

 

[stufte]

...you can search for romantic stuff?

It's just fisting videos.

 

[alr1ght]

I'm surprised people even web browse using their game system much less porn. This has to be teenagers using it this way right?

edit: Ya... looking at those genres in the above post...kids.

age breakdowns

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

"Wii users again keep it fantastical with terms like ‘zelda’ being searched for an astonishing 1082% more and others like ‘pokemon’ (591%), ‘hentai shemale’ (338%), ‘cartoon play’ (296%) and ‘cosplay’ (147%) all being searched for more than on other consoles."

nintendo fans huh

Lol this blurb explains a lot.

Man, a lot of gamers with mommy issues.

Edit: and XBox users watching lesbian porn, the most bro porn of all porns.

Isn't it the tamest porn out there?

 

[Plywood]

Alexis Texas is a constant.

 

[YoungFa]

On other notes, didnt know that Mia Khalifa got popular really fast.

 

[Generalpsyduck]

Somehow not suprised by the wii results

 

[Kurita]

Wii owners are weaboos

 

[Fury451]

Playstation owners take the longest.

Greatness waits.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Do the age breakdowns suggest I'm getting too old for games or too old for porn?

 

[Ferrio]

age breakdowns

Lol and how do they collect this data? The age gate? I wouldn't trust that data at all.

 

[InfiniteBento]

All hail futanari

 

[Aske]

How do they know which searches come from male vs female gamers?

Really interesting that everyone regardless of console visits between 700 and 800 pages in 8.5 to 9.5 minutes.

The genre stuff is utterly fascinating.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Kotaku: Nintendo fans are premature ejaculators.

 

[harSon]

This is what iPads are for.

Yup. It's a good landing surface too, and glides right off for easy clean up.

 

[YoungFa]

Lol and how do they collect this data? The age gate? I wouldn't trust that data at all.

You don't want to know.

 

[Yaari]

Who the hell goes on YouPorn to search for Halo. Wow.

 

[Despera]

age breakdowns

Useless statistic since a lot of kids lie about their age.

 

[Fury451]

Do the age breakdowns suggest I'm getting too old for games or too old for porn?

Too old for charts and graphs.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Isn't it the tamest porn out there?

"Bro I'm not gay or nothin' I only watch lesbian porn I don't want to even see boners in my porn, PHI KAPPA BETA FO LIFE"

 

[Generalpsyduck]

Yup. It's a good landing surface too, and easy to clean up.

When you and you friends bukkaki your ipad at least it's easy to clean

 

[perfectchaos007]

On other notes, didnt know that Mia Khalifa got popular really fast.

I think I read somewhere that there's a bounty on her in some Muslim countries. Good thing she's living in the US

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Wii owners finish the fastest. Waggle practice.

lol

Ded

 

[Toxi]

Xbox owners like 'em young and Playstation owners like 'em old.