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[Sifl]

I welcome our futa overlords.

 

[Accoun]

So basically:
- Playstation fans will fuck your mom
- Xbox fans will fuck your little sister
[...]

So yeah, kinda aligns with my preconceived notions.

TBH after Xbox Live voice chat, I would rather expect the Xbox fans to be the ones looking for porn about fucking someone's mom.

 

[Cipherr]

They were searching for Zelda on a PORN site?

 

[Generalpsyduck]

They were searching for Zelda on a PORN site?

They probably think link Is named zelda

 

[Firemind]

They were searching for Zelda on a PORN site?

Rule 34 dude

Halo doe

 

[mantidor]

The age breakdown is hilarious. Most of this data has to come from underage teenagers.

 

[User 479360]

Gross. Just thinking of these folks' controllers makes my want to puke.

I never have, and never will, visit a porn site on a console.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

Gross. Just thinking of these folks' controllers makes my want to puke.

I never have, and never will, visit a porn site on a console.

I wish I had the incredible moral strength you do but sometimes it's nice to see cumshots on a bigger screen, y'know?

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Xbox owners like 'em young and Playstation owners like 'em old.

And Wii fans like them young and cartoons.

 

[Generalpsyduck]

I wish I had the incredible moral strength you do but sometimes it's nice to see cumshots on a bigger screen, y'know?

I need it 4k. Gotta see the individual sperm cells

 

[luckyboyceo]

They were searching for Zelda on a PORN site?

Pretty tame as far as rule 34 fetishes go.

 

[stufte]

I wish I had the incredible moral strength you do but sometimes it's nice to see cumshots on a bigger screen, y'know?

that's what a projector and a 100" screen hooked up to your computer in the basement is for.

 

[BizzyBum]

Just wait until PlayStation VR.

 

[uncredited male]

Pretty tame as far as rule 34 fetishes go.

She's no Samus.

 

[User 479360]

I wish I had the incredible moral strength you do but sometimes it's nice to see cumshots on a bigger screen, y'know?

Fair enough

I don't even look at porn anyways. Traditional porn isn't for me, as per a fetish.

 

[rpmurphy]

Pretty tame as far as rule 34 fetishes go.

They're in for a world of surprise when they find out that Zelda is a girl.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

What else do they have on us... I mean these people? Next chart: Most Popular Names of visitors per Console

Spoiler

Never heard of youporn but now I know

 

[Shaanyboi]

I think people are forgetting the Wii was a companion console, so if you owned one, you probably owned the others...just putting that lil nugget out there.

Using the Wii for the heinous shit where no one expects to find it!

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

Using the Wii for the heinous shit where no one expects to find it!

"I typed in Zelda on what I thought was YouTube. I guess it was a typo. Honest, babe".

 

[Mimosa97]

I never realized Mia Khalifa was so popular. The thirst for middle-eastern porn stars is real.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

I never realized Mia Khalifa was so popular. The thirst for middle-eastern porn stars is real.

Eyebrow fetishists.

 

[BizzyBum]

I never realized Mia Khalifa was so popular. The thirst for middle-eastern porn stars is real.

I think it's because most people associate Middle Eastern women as being so mysterious and conservative as they are often wrapped up from head to toe, so seeing them fully exposed being pounded by a 10 inch dick is sorta taboo and makes it extra hot.

Also, Mia Khalifa is Lebanese which have some of the hottest women on the planet.

 

[Bold One]

people use their console browsers?


for porn no less.....


that's just odd, those browsers are cumbersome and bad

 

[User 479360]

that's just odd, those browsers are cumbersome and bad

I'll use them from time to time, but they're certainly not my regular browsers.

The Xbox One one was screwing up oddly the other day. I was looking at Xbox Achievements' site, returned to my game, then went back and PlayStation Trophies, its sister site, was up on the tab.

I thought I'd clicked its link because there are links that direct between the two, but when I checked the browser again later, the tab I had open was open to Bing.

I've never gone to malicious sites with the thing, and it's not as if consoles are susceptible to viruses, so something must've fucked up.

 

[Jackben]

This just cements the age old adage of "Never trust a Nintendo fan". Just need to add "especially when he hands you his wii mote".

 

[Always-honest]

i never even considered watching porn on a console... i don't think i've used a console browser more than twice.
Funny to see those differences though.

 

[SigSig]

Those console specific searches absolutely slayed me.

 

[Staccat0]

Mom?

 

[CadetMahoney]

So any random third party site can check if an internet connection is coming from a console and build stats around that.

roff

Probably only releasing this data since there were no buyers for this data aggregation.

This just cements the age old adage of "Never trust a Nintendo fan". Just need to add "especially when he hands you his wii mote".

makes sense, thanks for the advice.

 

[xJavonta]

SunhiLegend gifs are the only porn you need

 

[red731]

Everything about this is amazing.

 

[akira28]

Nintys with Zelda issues. Stockholm syndrome or something.

 

[xenist]

I am shocked as FUCK at the Wii results.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Hentai shemale eh, futa needs to catch on more I guess

 

[PdotMichael]

They should find a way of activating the rumble feature of the controllers.

 

[foxuzamaki]

So this is what the thread was all about, huh.

Yup

 

[jmdajr]

Legend

 

[Servbot24]

So Playstation really does need a mascot.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

that's just odd, those browsers are cumbersome and bad

Some porn sites are extremely aggressive at reaching their customers, Brazzers created PS3 browser optimized version of their site when they noticed a swell in traffic from PS3's

So Playstation really does need a mascot.

An milf/cougar based on those results.

 

[SchrodingerC]

young teen virgin

Um, how 'young' is young for this type of porn? Otherwise it's toeing pretty close to the pedophile line.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Playstation owners last the longest.


I came for greatness... but it never came?

 

[Thewonandonly]

When you and you friends bukkaki your ipad at least it's easy to clean

Wait u use a iPad. Usually we use a waffle and the last person has to eat it.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Read the Nintendo Wii owner stats. Doesn't surprise me.

Not. One. Bit.

/Joker

 

[orochi91]

I do love my milfs.

+1

 

[Mr_Antimatter]

Zelda, on youporn?

Is there even any zelda stuff out there? It's rare enough to see doujinshi, but actual movies for it? I assume it's all source film maker stuff?

i'm reminded though, of that pornhub image of national searches that was pretty predictable, except for Kentucky. Their highest search was for 'Hentai'.

 

[Thewonandonly]

Why is Kim Kardashian listed under pornstars??

EDIT: I want to know who those 65 year olds are who own a console and use it for porn.

Found them

 

[Fried Food]

oh man this is probably the most unintentionally funny thread I've read in awhile."hentai shemale" "lesbian scissoring"

MyNword.gif

 

[TAJ]

Stay losing, Nintendo fans.

 

[Kickz]

SLAYED XD

 

[Professor Renegade]

Legit surprised at all those weeaboos an Wii, but laughing my fucking ass off.