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[Serrato]

Hindsight? Were you one of the people searching "zelda"?

No no, is that the Wii is the console of the ''every people'' (aka, Old and ''normal'' people). I just find it funny that they have the ''kinkier'' research.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

No no, is that the Wii is the console of the ''every people'' (aka, Old and ''normal'' people). I just find it funny that they have the ''kinkier'' research.

"I love yaoi and wii sports." - Grandma

 

[wachie]

"step-sister" for Xbox
"shemale" for Nintendo

Awkward.

 

[Serrato]

"I love yaoi and wii sports." - Grandma

I laughed at that way more than I should've.

 

[The Beard]

What is wrong with Wii owners? Lol Those search results are very disturbing.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Was she in an episode of Workaholics?

Nah but in one episode the guys were discussing porn and Adam started praising Riley Reid

 

[Xpike]

zelda over mario
guess people prefer strong female characters

 

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

Oh my.. Wii owners. lol

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Damn, I need to get a Wii U.

 

[gaming_noob]

My kid will not grow up with a Nintendo

 

[oneils]

Porn hub and youporn have both now released these stats. I wanna see the Xhamster stats.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Kotaku: Nintendo fans are premature ejaculators.

I'll tell you what, every time I cum, it's right on time.

 

[Shaanyboi]

I laughed hard when the Xbox top search was Halo.

Also, yo, wtf Wii owners.

 

[Morts]

Where the hell does the gender data come from? I don't remember ever entering that into a console.

 

[Order]

Those Wii searches lmfao

 

[Ivan 3414]

I think people are forgetting the Wii was a companion console, so if you owned one, you probably owned the others...just putting that lil nugget out there.

They really don't care

It's just Confirmation Bias: the thread

Do you really think the majority of gamers use their console for porn? What percentage of consoles actually used their console's internet browsers for that specific need?

But this will be used to paint all Wii owners as creepy anime nerds, as is going on in this topic.

 

[Permanently A]

those darn Nintendo fans

Taxi?

 

[ElTorro]

Nintendo should make a game about hentai shemales.

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

I'm not even surprised by the searches. Nintendo fans are weebs. I'm just struggling to figyre out why someone is watching porn on a fucking Wii.

 

[Apoc87]

I, for one, welcome our hentai shemale overlords

 

[Alebrije]

And what about WiiU stats?

 

[Alebrije]

Nintendo should make a game about hentai shemales.

?

That train pokemons disguised as Zelda and Link

 

[ghostjoke]

Not sure which is more concerning, the data or that it's not surprising.

 

[jmdajr]

Old news! But still funny!

 

[JoJoShabadoo]

Why is shemale number 3 on the Wii porn list? Or on any porn list for that matter.

 

[Officer.Sanchez]

Why is shemale number 3 on the Wii porn list? Or on any porn list for that matter.

Yeah, it should be 1st

 

[Your Entertainer]

You porn sucks

 

[Beerman462]

zelda over mario
guess people prefer strong female characters

Yeah they can really get behind a strong female character.

 

[kvothe]

Why is shemale number 3 on the Wii porn list? Or on any porn list for that matter.

Why do people like things that are different from what I like?

 

[Lime]

The Wii searches are weird enough as it is, but Halo?

 

[Nealand Liquor]

I am more surprised at gloryhole and blowjobs being in the top ten female searches.

 

[Beerman462]

The Wii searches are weird enough as it is, but Halo?

Surprised it's not Cortana

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Can't go wrong with a woman, mom or not that knows what they're doing.

Edit:

Don't know wtf is wrong with Wii people. I only bought it for Bayonetta 2.

Wellthereitis.gif

The perfect synergy of mom porn, bondage, and anime,

Lisa An-ime

 

[JigglesBunny]

Playstation is fairly basic stuff with the exception of some odd incest bits, Xbox porn watchers are pedophiles and want to see the console's mascot get his rocks off and Nintendo users are either fantastical man children or wanna hear Link going "Hyeeeuh" for different reasons other than an evade roll.

As expected, I say.

 

[rpmurphy]

tbh, the xbox list is far creepier. PS is fairly normal, except the step sister search, wtf.

 

[munchie64]

Halo is on top of Xbox.
Zelda and other franchises are on top of Nintendo.
Sony has no mascots so no special porn for them.

 

[The Technomancer]

lol

Whelp

 

[Amentallica]

Can you imagine what it looks like on an Xbox One with the cloud?

 

[rpmurphy]

Halo is on top of Xbox.
Zelda and other franchises are on top of Nintendo.
Sony has no mascots so no special porn for them.

So this is what the thread was all about, huh.

 

[Lime]

Hearing about all these weird porn genres and peoples apparent favorite sexual inclinations just make me feel even more alienated from this world.

 

[SunhiLegend]

 

[lazybones18]

Vita getting locked up for good

 

[Aske]

Glorious. Utterly glorious. One of your very finest, Sunhi!

 

[Toa TAK]

Thank you

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Kinda of suprised that interracial granny wasn't in one of the top categories.

They didn't have time to talk about the Vita.

The circle is now complete.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

 

[unholyrevenger72]

As some one who is into Source Film Maker porn, those Xboners looking for Halo porn on Youporn are lookin on the wrong site.

 

[dabig2]

So basically:
- Playstation fans will fuck your mom
- Xbox fans will fuck your little sister

Spoiler

- Nintendo fans will fuck your daughter's stuffed doll

So yeah, kinda aligns with my preconceived notions.

 

[plainr_]

http://i.imgur.com/dARCRX3.gif

Haha. Quality gif.

 

[……forgetit]

Bravo. You need a medal