Cybrwzrd
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Vaginal Sex Orgasims, happen 7% of the time, every time.
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It's 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy (Jezebel)
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Vaginal Sex Orgasims, happen 7% of the time, every time.
If you want sex the way you like it, a one night stand with someone who doesn't know you and doesn't know how you like it seems like the wrong tree to be barking up
Austriacus
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Psychopathy(since its what you were actually trying to say) in relation to sex has nothing to do with what im saying, you would have a point if we were talking about agresive sex, thats why my initial reaction was that you dont know what you are talking about. It doesnt sound psychopathic.
You also didnt make it clear you were giving examples of how my comment would be percieved in other contexts, the wording made it sound you were equating it.
But i think we should stop here, this is derailing the thread.
This is what i wanted to say but better worded.
So what exactly do you propose starts happening. Because it sure as hell isnt telling people to do stuff they are uncomfortable with.
Pai Pai Master
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Ehhh size is really not important for most. But if you can get good enough at eating pussy you wouldn't need your dick even if it was a big ol floppy porn cock
BrianRoyale
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I love to do it, though it's true that no one tastes the same per say. Sometimes it can be tough if there be super stank going on, or if it's so acidy that's it's like putting your tongue on a 9volt. It's never deterred me though, I don't know, seeing a woman getting turned on by it just gets me going more, seems like win win.
demosthenes
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Read the first few pages and haven't seen anything really, did I miss any guys saying "fuck that, I won't do it?" Seems to be most people saying it's awesome, and it is.
Pai Pai Master
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Most of GAF is enlightened it seems. I was surprised the first time I realized there are so many good bros here who will eat butt.
I have definitely encountered guys elsewhere who are like the ones discussed in the article. Basically feel like they don't owe their girl anything like that, and it's not "manly" to service your woman how she wants it.
Nappuccino
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The article is hardly hypocritical. The woman tried many times to find enjoyment in the process. The man gave up after one.
"Hero" may not be the right term, but she's a goddamn champ.
If she refused to do it ever, do you think the author would call her a pussy?
Ol No Bones
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I don't think size is a common issue with women honestly. Going down is a good way to get things going almost all the time in my experience. You can always bring her close to climax before you do engage in intercourse. That may help you take care of her before or as you go.
Its 2015 and people still feel like they can tell others what they should and should not like.
In any case i dated a girl before who was disgusted in the idea of recieving oral, but liked giving oral, and i also dated a girl that was disgusted and refused to give oral but more than happy to recieve oral. There are all kinds of people out there, and trying to shame people into doing a sexual act they don't want to do is just fallacy.
In any case i dated a girl before who was disgusted in the idea of recieving oral, but liked giving oral, and i also dated a girl that was disgusted and refused to give oral but more than happy to recieve oral. There are all kinds of people out there, and trying to shame people into doing a sexual act they don't want to do is just fallacy.
AdventureRacing
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My GF doesn't want me too, she is fairly conservative when it comes to sex. I'm slowly working up to it to see if she'll like it. If not that's no problem, she can orgasm fine without it.
Hey I've gone all out buffet eating but there are a few things to consider.
Oral sex IS linked to throat cancer.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/03/health/hpv-oral-cancer-explainer/
Also, if your penis game ain't good, don't think that you can "make up" for it with tongue. She is with you most likely because she loves you, not necessarily your sex prowess.
Oral Sex is completely unsafe std wise as well, so there are GOOD reasons to not go down there. Fair to me is to not request oral if your not willing to give it and even better yet not to take advantage of someone you know doesn't know the risks.
Oral sex IS linked to throat cancer.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/03/health/hpv-oral-cancer-explainer/
Also, if your penis game ain't good, don't think that you can "make up" for it with tongue. She is with you most likely because she loves you, not necessarily your sex prowess.
Oral Sex is completely unsafe std wise as well, so there are GOOD reasons to not go down there. Fair to me is to not request oral if your not willing to give it and even better yet not to take advantage of someone you know doesn't know the risks.
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I've actually got to the point after many many years of man-whoring that I'm not excited or trying for sex anymore.
Instead what really pleasures me is basically body worship of the woman I'm with.
Lay her out, kiss every inch, eat the ass and pussy like a monster.
Last GF was still breastfeeding even..
She'd be on her period and I'd have blood, milk and juices all all over my face.
The nighr we broke up I ate the booty one last time on her living room floor as a goodbye kiss lol
Current GF is skinny and tiny. LOVE scooping both hands under her ass and lifting her up to my face. Ass in my hands 2ft off the bed and my faced buried in her cunt. Makes the front to back dining experience great and hands full of ass can't be beat.
Instead what really pleasures me is basically body worship of the woman I'm with.
Lay her out, kiss every inch, eat the ass and pussy like a monster.
Last GF was still breastfeeding even..
She'd be on her period and I'd have blood, milk and juices all all over my face.
The nighr we broke up I ate the booty one last time on her living room floor as a goodbye kiss lol
Current GF is skinny and tiny. LOVE scooping both hands under her ass and lifting her up to my face. Ass in my hands 2ft off the bed and my faced buried in her cunt. Makes the front to back dining experience great and hands full of ass can't be beat.
A Link to the Past
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A big reason why people are uncomfortable with it - and I've said this one already - is that a lot of men don't want to do it because they find it emasculating. That's really not a good thing. Being afraid to do something because of having a degree of fragile masculinity should be stamped out quick.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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Are you responding to the article? Because it doesn't say this anywhere except the headline for attention.
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Austriacus
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I seriously doubt that unless theres some study that shows this to be the case(as in its a big reason, not that it doesnt exist).
Most people are just uncomfortable with doing sex related stuff in general. They just go ew on it. Kinda like the ass thing.
Also you still havent answered the question. How do we make it so that this men start going down on the ladies because if you tell them its because their masculinity is fragile, well, good luck changing their views after that.
If I wasn't taking a shit, I'd be clapping right now.
Lol at all of you busting out these facts and figures. This is a fabricated problem in the blog world. Literally 98% of dudes in this thread admit to enjoying performing it. The article itself says that everyone is shocked when the dude in question admits he won't do it.
At the end of the day it's two people and two bodies that need to be comfortable with whatever action is going down. I don't blame anyone for deciding not to do something they are not comfortable with. A shit blog post is the last place anyone's should take sex advice from when it comes to individual taste and appreciation/desire for the act in question.
At the end of the day it's two people and two bodies that need to be comfortable with whatever action is going down. I don't blame anyone for deciding not to do something they are not comfortable with. A shit blog post is the last place anyone's should take sex advice from when it comes to individual taste and appreciation/desire for the act in question.
I have gotten really good at oral over the years. So much so that my previous partners want me to stop because they have came enough and just want me in them (I alw ays start off with giving head). That being said, blow jobs don't really do anything for me (I'm uncut so the head is sensitive as fuck). I would never in my life eat ass though, fuck that shit
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(pun intended)
Damerman
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Damn, missed pun opportunity.
LucidMomentum
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That being said gotta be up in it like
Yare Yare Daze...
I was originally going to put devour/hole but I didnt want to give them the benefit of the pun lol
SamuelSupreme
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Nothing turns me on more than hearing my girlfriend moan and quiver in pleasure while im face deep in her juices and womanhood. I get hard just thinking about sucking an orgasm out of her.
Im Jamaican so in my culture theres a whole taboo which is the stupidest thing. Theae guys just come off as selfish.
Im Jamaican so in my culture theres a whole taboo which is the stupidest thing. Theae guys just come off as selfish.
User 479360
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Wow...
Monocle
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SliceSabre
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Tried it once; never again. The fluids & smell is too much for me.
Ironically, I'd much rather do this (assuming they clean beforehand).
Ironically, I'd much rather do this (assuming they clean beforehand).
When I eat pussy it's honestly taste-less. Like, it's just going at bigger nipple or something. The whole pussy is an inverted nipple that goes on forever.
Hair workin' the clit while eatin' the booty, yo.
I understand and yet don't understand why this is such a huge problem for some.
I don't see how a dude can receive without at least trying to return.
That being said gotta be up in it like
Hair workin' the clit while eatin' the booty, yo.
John Rabbit
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this is not a valid argument for use of the word "pussy" in that context. regardless of it's origins or original meaning, it's no longer used in that way. the connotation is almost always "pussy = woman = not masculine".
I agree. It's scary to have oral sex casually because you don't know what a relatively random girl has.
EraldoCoil
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MY MAN! *bro fist*
Eating pussy is awesome. I'd love to do it more than once or twice a month, but my girlfriend always have some excuse for me not to go down there more often, even though she really likes it.
Whenever i see her naked in a room or the corridor after she took a bath or shower, the perfect time for going down there, I just stare at her and force myself to not jump on her when it's been weeks since the last time lol. And she just mocks me while this is happening. I love her haha.
Oh well, at least I can do it once in a while instead of never, that's what I tell myself.
Whenever i see her naked in a room or the corridor after she took a bath or shower, the perfect time for going down there, I just stare at her and force myself to not jump on her when it's been weeks since the last time lol. And she just mocks me while this is happening. I love her haha.
Oh well, at least I can do it once in a while instead of never, that's what I tell myself.
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