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[SlipperyFishes]

Justice rings out when this Germanic soldier of World War 1, outfitted like a Romano Gipsy stripper teams with, falls for, and later gives birth to her son.

Sounds twisted, but it was really good.

 

[KidB]

Mario Kart

Mine -

Walk around historic settings repeating the same shit over and over.

Assassin's Creed, ez.

 

[SeanTSC]

You play as a guy/gal who's supposed to be yourself but echos emotions you don't have, gameplay simplified too much, and the characters are all forgettable archetypes.

Fallout 4?

 

[Zombine]

• Sequel to an RPG which released in October of 2010.
• Removed various elements such as morality system
• Set in New England
• Is a watered down, horrible pile of shit

 

[JoseLopez]

Justice rings out when this Germanic soldier of World War 1, outfitted like a Romano Gipsy stripper teams with, falls for, and later gives birth to her son.

Sounds twisted, but it was really good.

What

 

[Okrag]

In this incredibly popular game you click on things to get your character to do things and GOD DAMNIT I DIRECTLY BLAME THIS FUCKING GAME FOR MAKING THIS COMPANY NOT MAKE THE GAMES I WANT!!!!!

Ok, calm down now...

Dota 2

 

[Twilight Gap]

Mario Kart

Mine -

Walk around historic settings repeating the same shit over and over.

goddammit you got it

 

[SlipperyFishes]

What

It's a real game, and I didn't hate it - just the final boss battle

 

[GKSilKamina]

• Sequel to an RPG which released in October of 2010.
• Removed various elements such as morality system
• Set in New England
• Is a watered down, horrible pile of shit

Fallout 4

 

[Gurnlei]

• Sequel to an RPG which released in October of 2010.
• Removed various elements such as morality system
• Set in New England
• Is a watered down, horrible pile of shit

Fallout 4 brings out the hate.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

Assassin's Creed, ez.

Correcto.

 

[A Link to the Past]

This could be like... most games tbh

Fair enough :v

 

[Rushersauce]

It killed the lore of a beloved franchise, and dumbed down the gameplay elements that made it great. Its quest are shite, so is the story. Cash-in piece of shit.

 

[hichanbis]

You play a bunch of students whose diploma exam consist in resolving world geo-political conflicts and everyone seems ok with this idiotic premise.

While the characters are all pretty boring, the game tries to interest you in a love story.

The combat is broken as hell and you spend way too much time in menus managing your party stats progression.

Finally, what you really end up doing is playing a card game 95% of the time.

 

[JoseLopez]

• Sequel to an RPG which released in October of 2010.
• Removed various elements such as morality system
• Set in New England
• Is a watered down, horrible pile of shit

Fallout 4 and one of the few things I liked in that piece of shit was the no morality system

Fallout 4?

Yep you're right

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Game 1. Racist towards Native Americans and misogynistic

Beyond: Two Souls?

 

[striferser]

Justice rings out when this Germanic soldier of World War 1, outfitted like a Romano Gipsy stripper teams with, falls for, and later gives birth to her son.

Sounds twisted, but it was really good.

Shadow Heart Covenant

 

[Maxey]

Dota 2

Yep.

--

Ok, so I'm ze director of zis game. I cast this actress I kinda obsess about. Then she sues me after the game is done. Mon dieu...

 

[TheDinoman]

Take a series that was about an animal duo exploring vast worlds and collecting all kinds of goodies and turn it into a nonsensical vehicular mission based game where you build LEGO cars.

 

[JC Lately]

It killed the lore of a beloved franchise, and dumbed down the gameplay elements that made it great. Its quest are shite, so is the story.

We've already had Fallout 4. On this very page, even.

 

[Gurnlei]

You play a bunch of students whose diploma exam consist in resolving world geo-political conflicts and everyone seems ok with this idiotic premise.

While the characters are all pretty boring, the game tries to interest you in a love story.

The combat is broken as hell and you spend way too much time in menus managing your party stats progression.

Finally, what you really end up doing is playing a card game 95% of the time.

FF8.

 

[KidB]

Its level design is similar to the first puzzle from The Witness.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Beyond: Two Souls?

Was that racist against Native Americans? I never played it lol

 

[SlipperyFishes]

You play a bunch of students whose diploma exam consist in resolving world geo-political conflicts and everyone seems ok with this idiotic premise.

While the characters are all pretty boring, the game tries to interest you in a love story.

The combat is broken as hell and you spend way too much time in menus managing your party stats progression.

Finally, what you really end up doing is playing a card game 95% of the time.

We have already done FF8

 

[Rushersauce]

We've already had Fallout 4. On this very page, even.

Cool, now there's 2.

 

[Courage]

Third person shooter with platforming elements emphasizing verticality; also has a steampunk aesthetic. Sounds great on paper but the execution was absolutely atrocious.

 

[JoseLopez]

Its level design is similar to the first puzzle from The Witness.

Ff13

 

[Gurnlei]

Take a series that was about an animal duo exploring vast worlds and collecting all kinds of goodies and turn it into a nonsensical vehicular mission based game where you build LEGO cars.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Was that racist against Native Americans? I never played it lol

Me neither but I see a lot of people say that about it, lol

 

[Ludger Kresnik]

A somewhat recent JRPG. The main protagonist is an intellectually challenged pervert. Your party members include Love Interest Girl, Busty Woman, Old Guy, Rival Guy, and Non-Human Mascot Character.

Spoiler

A certain internal organ plays a big role in the story.

 

[JC Lately]

Cool, now there's 2.

That's fair.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Me neither but I see a lot of people say that about it, lol

Anyway hopefully my last edit helps

 

[pizzacat]

Take a series that was about an animal duo exploring vast worlds and collecting all kinds of goodies and turn it into a nonsensical vehicular mission based game where you build LEGO cars.

Nuts and Bolts

Spoiler

aka the only banjo that mattered

 

[KidB]

Ff13

Dang, that was fast. You're right!

 

[Mass Effect]

A fetid, awful community, its popularity is like a virus, grindy freemium model, and now everyone needs to have one. It has even invaded FPS games now.

• Sequel to an RPG which released in October of 2010.
• Removed various elements such as morality system
• Set in New England
• Is a watered down, horrible pile of shit

wow, you must really hate Fallout 4.

 

[Manu]

It killed the lore of a beloved franchise, and dumbed down the gameplay elements that made it great. Its quest are shite, so is the story. Cash-in piece of shit.

Elder Scrolls Online?

 

[JoseLopez]

A somewhat recent JRPG. The main protagonist is an intellectually challenged pervert. Your party members include Love Interest Girl, Busty Woman, Old Guy, Rival Guy, and Non-Human Mascot Character.

Spoiler

A certain internal organ plays a big role in the story.

I know it's on vita but can't remember the name

 

[Jawbreaker]

She's back, she's fab, she's incredibly dull.

 

[tuxfool]

Game 1. Offensive to Native Americans and feminists; old game

Custer's Revenge?

 

[JoseLopez]

She's back, she's fab, she's incredibly dull.

Lighting returns

 

[A Link to the Past]

Custer's Revenge?

Yeah

At first it was "Racist and misogynistic", and I forgot how so many games in hindsight that can apply to.

 

[Gurnlei]

Life simulator sandbox that's somehow missing toddlers. And weather. And pets. You're going to have to pay extra for those.

 

[Kerned]

Game 1. Offensive to Native Americans and feminists; old game

Custer's Revenge

edit: beaten

 

[TheDinoman]

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.

Nuts and Bolts

Correct.

Spoiler

aka the only banjo that mattered

Not correct.

 

[pizzacat]

Life simulator sandbox that's somehow missing toddlers. And weather. And pets. You're going to have to pay extra for those.

Sims 4

 

[Ryuuga]

The epitome of broken promises. A giant slap in the face. A game that would have shut down any other studio.

Aliens: Colonial Marines?

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

Game 1. Offensive to Native Americans and feminists; old game

Custer's Revenge

Game 2. Misogynistic and disappointing, in space

Metroid: Other M?

Game 3. The least Ultimate I've ever seen of its series; puzzlingly bad

Tetris Ultimate.

Game 4. Drinking game, but the ESRB wouldn't allow them to clarify what the drinks were. Downloadable console game.

That Beer Pong game on Wiiware? Been ages since I heard anyone talk about that.

 

[antitrop]

Third person shooter with platforming elements emphasizing verticality; also has a steampunk aesthetic. Sounds great on paper but the execution was absolutely atrocious.

Damnation.

I fucking hate that game, too. Easily one of the worst games of last-gen.

 

[JC Lately]

Was that racist against Native Americans? I never played it lol

Hmm I guess I can see why people would say that. But at the same time, said Native Americans

Spoiler

were able to accomplish things with a handful of beads and some chanting what took the Mighty Whitey US government a huge machine and goddess knows now many millions of dollars to do. And then it literally blew up in their faces. Twice.

So, point to the Native Americans of Beyond Two Souls in my book.

 

[Jawbreaker]

Lighting returns

That's a bingo!