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[karasu]

Demons or Dark Souls

Bingo. I'm terrible at these games.

 

[Sheroking]

I don't know but I really want to know.

This guy got it.

Dragon Age: Origins?

Yeah. Fuck that game.

 

[Htown]

This game is about the baby.

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

2.A game whose main gameplay should consist of jumping from rooftop to rooftop but whose cities have streets most of which are too wide to jump over. Featuring a terrible story, dumb missions and an incredibly boring protagonist.

Watch Dogs?

The sixth game in the ps1 era platformer that was made like in six month and rushed without a proper localization to the states to cash in on the popularity that prior games had. This game for all Intent killed the momentum prior games had and the next two games where just super nothing.

Mega Man X6?

 

[JoseLopez]

The sixth game in the ps1 era platformer that was made like in six month and rushed without a proper localization to the states to cash in on the popularity that prior games had. This game for all Intent killed the momentum prior games had and the next two games where just super nothing.

 

[TheDangerMan]

Massively overrated RPG, which turns out to be a linear FMV-fest with a combat system that should be awesome but turns out to be dull for all but one fight in the game.

Planescape: Torment?

 

[sjay1994]

Thought I was out of hate, but I realized I have 4 more

1) A game that is so bland, drab, filled with pointless objectives, a world and characters you couldn't give a less of a shit about, randomly breaks out into song trying to make you emotional yet comes of as fucking stupid, yet some how won myriads of game of the years, because of how mediocre the year was as a whole, or because people were hesitant to give the award to the woman who likes to undress a lot, or the good game that is no where near as good as the one that came before it.

2) The most ubisoft game, not made by ubisoft that completely wastes the excellent source material.

3) This games soundtrack is awesome, but the level design is fucking bullshit, where I am constantly killed, and I can't even see who is killing me.

4) This is actually a really good game, but the PS3 port for it is atrocious. You need a loading screen to pause.

 

[TriniTrin]

You play as a man who denies the existence of spiritual realms even when he is locked into one and talking to his dead grandfather. He constantly complains about not believing while simultaneously using all of the things his grandfather told him of in his spirit vision and seeing that they are indeed real and they are helping him on his goal to save his girlfriend.

God I hate this guy.

 

[Elitist1945]

Counter strike

Ding ding ding!

 

[sphinx]

This game is about the baby.

You guys act like samus was repeating " the baby....the baby...the baby" the whole game through.

 

[Kirye]

This game is about the baby.

Metroid: Other M?

 

[Shuggananas]

Thought I was out of hate, but I realized I have 3 more

1) A game that is so bland, drab, filled with pointless objectives, a world you couldn't give a less of a shit about, yet some how won myriads of game of the years, because of how mediocre the year was as a whole, or because people were hesitant to give the award to the woman who likes to undress a lot, or the good game that is no where near as good as the one that came before it.

2) The most ubisoft game, not made by ubisoft that completely wastes the excellent source material.

3) This games soundtrack is awesome, but the level design is fucking bullshit, where I am constantly killed, and I can't even see who is killing me.

1 is most probably dragon age 3 (whatever the fuck its subtitle was)

 

[sjay1994]

1 is most probably dragon age 3 (whatever the fuck its subtitle was)

Yeah, you got that one.

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

Thought I was out of hate, but I realized I have 4 more

1) A game that is so bland, drab, filled with pointless objectives, a world and characters you couldn't give a less of a shit about, randomly breaks out into song trying to make you emotional yet comes of as fucking stupid, yet some how won myriads of game of the years, because of how mediocre the year was as a whole, or because people were hesitant to give the award to the woman who likes to undress a lot, or the good game that is no where near as good as the one that came before it.

Shadow of Mordor.

3) This games soundtrack is awesome, but the level design is fucking bullshit, where I am constantly killed, and I can't even see who is killing me.

Sonic Rush?

4) This is actually a really good game, but the PS3 port for it is atrocious. You need a loading screen to pause.

Bayonetta.

EDIT: Since Shadow of Mordor isn't 1, is there a chance it's 2?

 

[Ralemont]

Thought I was out of hate, but I realized I have 4 more

1) A game that is so bland, drab, filled with pointless objectives, a world and characters you couldn't give a less of a shit about, randomly breaks out into song trying to make you emotional yet comes of as fucking stupid, yet some how won myriads of game of the years, because of how mediocre the year was as a whole, or because people were hesitant to give the award to the woman who likes to undress a lot, or the good game that is no where near as good as the one that came before it.

2) The most ubisoft game, not made by ubisoft that completely wastes the excellent source material.

3) This games soundtrack is awesome, but the level design is fucking bullshit, where I am constantly killed, and I can't even see who is killing me.

4) This is actually a really good game, but the PS3 port for it is atrocious. You need a loading screen to pause.

1. Dragon Age Inquisition
2. Mad Max

 

[TheDangerMan]

You play as a man who denies the existence of spiritual realms even when he is locked into one and talking to his dead grandfather. He constantly complains about not believing while simultaneously using all of the things his grandfather told him of in his spirit vision and seeing that they are indeed real and they are helping him on his goal to save his girlfriend.

God I hate this guy.

Prey?

 

[tr00per]

def jam icon

There ya go

 

[Scrooge McDuck]

Thought I was out of hate, but I realized I have 4 more

1) A game that is so bland, drab, filled with pointless objectives, a world and characters you couldn't give a less of a shit about, randomly breaks out into song trying to make you emotional yet comes of as fucking stupid, yet some how won myriads of game of the years, because of how mediocre the year was as a whole, or because people were hesitant to give the award to the woman who likes to undress a lot, or the good game that is no where near as good as the one that came before it.

2) The most ubisoft game, not made by ubisoft that completely wastes the excellent source material.

The Witcher 3 and Shadows of Mordor.

 

[JoseLopez]

Thought I was out of hate, but I realized I have 4 more

1) A game that is so bland, drab, filled with pointless objectives, a world and characters you couldn't give a less of a shit about, randomly breaks out into song trying to make you emotional yet comes of as fucking stupid, yet some how won myriads of game of the years, because of how mediocre the year was as a whole, or because people were hesitant to give the award to the woman who likes to undress a lot, or the good game that is no where near as good as the one that came before it.

2) The most ubisoft game, not made by ubisoft that completely wastes the excellent source material.

3) This games soundtrack is awesome, but the level design is fucking bullshit, where I am constantly killed, and I can't even see who is killing me.

4) This is actually a really good game, but the PS3 port for it is atrocious. You need a loading screen to pause.

2. Shadow of mordor and 4 is bayonetta

 

[sjay1994]

2.A game whose main gameplay should consist of jumping from rooftop to rooftop but whose cities have streets most of which are too wide to jump over. Featuring a terrible story, dumb missions and an incredibly boring protagonist.

Assassins Creed 3.

 

[JoseLopez]

Prey?

That what I think but it's been so long

 

[iapetus]

Is Japanese or Western developed too telling?

Japanese. Both my games are Japanese-developed console games (on different platforms in the same generation). And with that, I'm off to sleep.

 

[sjay1994]

The Witcher 3 and Shadows of Mordor.

Wrong on both.

2. Shadow of mordor and 4 is bayonetta

Bayo PS3 specifically.

2. Mad Max

You got it. 3/4's of that games content is driving to a place, engaging in mediocre batman combat, then picking up garbage. Fucking

 

[Murugo]

3) This games soundtrack is awesome, but the level design is fucking bullshit, where I am constantly killed, and I can't even see who is killing me.

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number?

Edit: Got one:

A game based on a movie based on a game. A character is inserted for no other reason than to appease the fans. The soundtrack is top-notch, though, as always.

 

[JoseLopez]

Watch Dogs?



Mega Man X6?

Yep x6

 

[sjay1994]

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number?

yeah.

I am all out of hate now.

 

[TriniTrin]

Prey?

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

 

[jman2050]

Sonic Unleashed

Yep

Here's another:

An utter abomination of a game at release which only made itself look worse by being the sequel to one of the greatest games of all time. Ultimately became solid, if still deeply flawed, after several expansions (which I do not hate) but in its original form remains a complete mess.

 

[sjay1994]

Yep

Here's another:

An utter abomination of a game at release which only made itself look worse by being the sequel to one of the greatest games of all time. Ultimately became solid, if still deeply flawed, after several expansions but in its original form remains a complete mess.

Diablo 3?

 

[Memento]

Yep

Here's another:

An utter abomination of a game at release which only made itself look worse by being the sequel to one of the greatest games of all time. Ultimately became solid, if still deeply flawed, after several expansions but in its original form remains a complete mess.

Mass Effect 3 I think? It is a long shot tho, cause I have never played any ME lol

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number?

Edit: Got one:

A game based on a movie based on a game. A character is inserted for no other reason than to appease the fans. The soundtrack is top-notch, though, as always.

Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game? Specifically thinking how they threw in Akuma even though he wasn't in the movie.

Yep

Here's another:

An utter abomination of a game at release which only made itself look worse by being the sequel to one of the greatest games of all time. Ultimately became solid, if still deeply flawed, after several expansions (which I do not hate) but in its original form remains a complete mess.

Diablo III?

 

[Shifty]

A game wherein two teams of players face off, and have petty arguments with their teammates via text chat. There's also some stuff about lanes but pff whatever.

 

[Shadow Hog]

Japanese. Both my games are Japanese-developed console games (on different platforms in the same generation). And with that, I'm off to sleep.

Oh. Well, in that case, the Zelda one's probably... Alundra 2?

I mean, granted, I'm not sure if calling Alundra the best Zelda game of the generation that brought us Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask is a common opinion, but it's possible. And I've gathered Alundra 2 is really quite not-good.

 

[Murugo]

Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game? Specifically thinking how they threw in Akuma even though he wasn't in the movie.

Good guess, not what I was thinking though.

 

[jman2050]

Diablo 3?

Diablo III?

Ha, probably not a terrible guess given the description. But no, I never got into the Diablo games.

Mass Effect 3 I think? It is a long shot tho, cause I have never played any ME lol

Nope

 

[Memento]

Nope

Uncharted 3!

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

Yep

Here's another:

An utter abomination of a game at release which only made itself look worse by being the sequel to one of the greatest games of all time. Ultimately became solid, if still deeply flawed, after several expansions (which I do not hate) but in its original form remains a complete mess.

Final Fantasy XIV?

 

[sjay1994]

Hate restored.

I've got some more, and its probably going to be the last batch

1) Man shoots up third world country, delivering lines about american capitalism with the subtlety of a grenade.

2) Game with a unique premise and gameplay and visually impressive artstyle, considering its platform. However it plays terribly. A sequel was announced pretty recently, maybe they might tune up the gameplay, but the intial videos aren't proving me wrong.

3)In horrible african accent "YOU GIVE UP THE RIVER, OR WE TAKE THE RIVER!"

4) What could have been a neat little experimental game in an established franchise comes out incredibly mediocre. The follow ups had more time after, but the developers seemed to have learned absolutely nothing, squandering these interesting settings.

5)An open world game that takes you to a place not often explored in video games, but delivers some of the worst driving I have ever felt.

6) No! It plays bad intentionally guys! Thats the point! Sure it adds to your story, but all it makes me do is hate your "game".

7) A pointless prequel with tacked on MP, and instead of fixing the buggy release, they opt to release DLC

8) A game that was praised high and low for being GOTY, yet came out completely busted, contained a world so boring and drab, that I honestly couldn't name anyone from it anymore if it weren't for some excellent machinima dubbing, and spawned a stupid meme.

9) Launch title that looked super impressive, but the second you got your hands on it, you wanted to barf. Really pretty though. Hopefully their next game is good, because it also looks super pretty and promising.

10) I killed some one trying to rape me... oh god I feel sick. Lets relieve that by killing 5 more guys.

11) All I wanted to do was courtroom deductions, not these shitty minigames. Doesn't help that most of these characters are just tropes.

12) A sequel to an unorthodox GOTY. Terrible writting and characters plagued this release, killing all interest in its follow up that has been announced, but no one has seen anything from it.


Its amazing how much hate can come back when you look in your games played.

 

[Link1110]

Rpg where the battle system consists of tons of looking at a wall. Latest in a series i used to love that lost all quality when it hit ps3 (exclusives)

The creator of a series which gave me great childhood memories gives us a crappy etrian odyssey clone that rewards stepping on damage dealing things that cover the world map.

A beautiful jrpg with great music that devolves into a baf pokemon clone that reduces your "pokemon" to level 1 whenever they evolve.

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

Has an okay roster has a nice addition of a certain cult favs. But it's career mode was awful.

 

[jman2050]

The creator of a series which gave me great childhood memories gives us a crappy etrian odyssey clone that rewards stepping on damage dealing things that cover the world map.

Class of Heroes?

 

[Memento]

Hate restored.

I've got some more, and its probably going to be the last batch

1) Man shoots up third world country, delivering lines about american capitalism with the subtlety of a grenade.

2) Game with a unique premise and gameplay and visually impressive artstyle, considering its platform. However it plays terribly. A sequel was announced pretty recently, maybe they might tune up the gameplay, but the intial videos aren't proving me wrong.

3)In horrible african accent "YOU GIVE UP THE RIVER, OR WE TAKE THE RIVER!"

4) What could have been a neat little experimental game in an established franchise comes out incredibly mediocre. The follow ups had more time after, but the developers seemed to have learned absolutely nothing, squandering these interesting settings.

5)An open world game that takes you to a place not often explored in video games, but delivers some of the worst driving I have ever felt.

6) No! It plays bad intentionally guys! Thats the point! Sure it adds to your story, but all it makes me do is hate your "game".

7) A pointless prequel with tacked on MP, and instead of fixing the buggy release, they opt to release DLC

8) A game that was praised high and low for being GOTY, yet came out completely busted, contained a world so boring and drab, that I honestly couldn't name anyone from it anymore if it weren't for some excellent machinima dubbing, and spawned a stupid meme.

9) Launch title that looked super impressive, but the second you got your hands on it, you wanted to barf. Really pretty though. Hopefully their next game is good, because it also looks super pretty and promising.

10) I killed some one trying to rape... oh god I feel sick. Lets relieve that by killing 5 more guys.

I've got more stuff. Its amazing how much hate can come back when you look in your games played.

1. Max Payne 3

2. Gravity Rush

3. Idk

4. Idk

5. Idk

6. ICO

7. Idk

8. Skyrim

9. Killzone Shadow Fall

10. Tomb Raider 2013

 

[Teriyaki Blues]

Yep

Here's another:

An utter abomination of a game at release which only made itself look worse by being the sequel to one of the greatest games of all time. Ultimately became solid, if still deeply flawed, after several expansions (which I do not hate) but in its original form remains a complete mess.

Everquest 2?

 

[sjay1994]

1. Max Payne 3

2. Gravity Rush

3. Idk

4. Idk

5. Idk

6. ICO

7. Idk

8. Skyrim

9. Killzone Shadow Fall

10. Tomb Raider 2013

Only one you got wrong was 6.

 

[Link1110]

Class of Heroes?

Nah, mine never got a us release (officially)

 

[RedToad64]

11) All I wanted to do was courtroom deductions, not these shitty minigames

Hmmm... Danganronpa?

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

Only one you got wrong was 6.

6. Spec Ops The Line

11. Ace Attorney?

12. Walking Dead Season 2

 

[sjay1994]

Hmmm... Danganronpa?

2 specifically. The minigames in that one are atrocious, and the overall story just shits the fucking bed.

6. Spec Ops The Line

11. Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright

12. Walking Dead Season 2

6 and 12 are right

Is it Octodad then?

Also, 4 is one of the Assassins Creed games in 2D, isnt it? China/India/Russia?

Yes to the assassins creeds (they are all terrible), no to octodad. 6 is spec ops

 

[Memento]

Only one you got wrong was 6.

Is it Octodad then?

Also, 4 is one of the Assassins Creed games in 2D, isnt it? China/India/Russia?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Main character is the natural enemy of a shower drain