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[sjay1994]

Going to repost the last few here.

3)In horrible african accent "YOU GIVE UP THE RIVER, OR WE TAKE THE RIVER!"
(This one is pretty hard)

5)An open world game that takes you to a place not often explored in video games, but delivers some of the worst driving I have ever felt.

7) A pointless prequel with tacked on MP, and instead of fixing the buggy release, they opt to release DLC

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

One of the most influential series in gaming history, but you'd never know if you played its forgotten first game instead of its sequels.

 

[Ralemont]

12) A sequel to an unorthodox GOTY. Terrible writting and characters plagued this release, killing all interest in its follow up that has been announced, but no one has seen anything from it.

I hope this isn't Walking Dead Season 2, which was great.

Edit:

 

[sjay1994]

I hope this isn't Walking Dead Season 2, which was great.

Sorry. It is.

Didn't give a fuck about any of the new cast. I didn't really even care much about clementine tbh. Just finished the game and said, "fuck it, I am not even going to bother with season 3".

 

[Memento]

Main character is the natural enemy of a shower drain

InFAMOUS

 

[Ralemont]

Sorry. It is.

Didn't give a fuck about any of the new cast. I didn't really even care much about clementine tbh. Just finished the game and said, "fuck it, I am not even going to bother with season 3".

For my money, sociopath Clementine is the most fun role-playing of any Telltale game.

Here's one: go through this boring dungeon to fight an ancient demon...who is a hot chick in skimpy clothing. Now go back to the inn to your hot innmates in skimpy clothing, so that you may tread forth into another dungeon featuring an ancient demon who etc al.

 

[sjay1994]

I have one more

People don't talk like this. This person they are trying to shove as my best friend is a self centered asshole. This town is weird. Who the fuck talks like this?

 

[Memento]

Going to repost the last few here.

3)In horrible african accent "YOU GIVE UP THE RIVER, OR WE TAKE THE RIVER!"
(This one is pretty hard)

5)An open world game that takes you to a place not often explored in video games, but delivers some of the worst driving I have ever felt.

7) A pointless prequel with tacked on MP, and instead of fixing the buggy release, they opt to release DLC

Still no idea about 3 and 5, but I think 7 is... God of War Ascension? I dont remember it being a buggy release, but there were some audio issues, so yeah, did I get it?

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

I have one more

People don't talk like this. This person they are trying to shove as my best friend is a self centered asshole. This town is weird. Who the fuck talks like this?

Life is Strange.

5, maybe Just Cause?

 

[sjay1994]

Still no idea about 3 and 5, but I think 7 is... God of War Ascension? I dont remember it being a buggy release, but there were some audio issues, so yeah, did I get it?

Sorry man.

But, ascension is more of a game I question why it exists, rather than something I dislike or actively despise.

3 is pretty obscure, but its in a well known franchise.

5 there is a word in this title that will make people think of another open world game that is widely disliked, but its not that game.

Life is Strange.

5, maybe Just Cause?

Its LiS.

Nope on 5.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

InFAMOUS

Haha, that would make sense. But no

 

[Atomic Playboy]

One of the most influential series in gaming history, but you'd never know if you played its forgotten first game instead of its sequels.

That could be a number of things, but I'll guess Street Fighter.

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

That could be a number of things, but I'll guess Street Fighter.

Bingo! Street Fighter II is, for all intents and purposes, the beginning of the series.

 

[Memento]

Sorry man.

But, ascension is more of a game I question why it exists, rather than something I dislike or actively despise.

3 is pretty obscure, but its in a well known franchise.

5 there is a word in this title that will make people think of another open world game that is widely disliked, but its not that game.



Its LiS.

Nope on 5.

Ohhh, 5 is Sleeping Dogs haha! It does have a weird unconfortable driving system.

 

[sjay1994]

Ohhh, 5 is Sleeping Dogs haha! It does have a weird unconfortable driving system.

You got it.

I'll give you another hint for 3, the game takes place in New Orleans.

 

[Drac84]

He said horrific production values.
Alan Wake has top tier production values.

Pretty sure he's talking about Deadly Premonition

Winrar

 

[jman2050]

Final Fantasy XIV?

Heh, even if I somehow did think FFXIII was one of the best games of all time there's no way I'd admit it out loud.

No one got it yet.

 

[thatdenalidude]

3)In horrible african accent "YOU GIVE UP THE RIVER, OR WE TAKE THE RIVER!"
(This one is pretty hard)

Assassin's Creed Liberation

 

[sjay1994]

Assassin's Creed Liberation

This guy got it.

 

[Memento]

Okay sjay, my last try: 7 is Borderlands The Pre-Sequel?

 

[striferser]

For my money, sociopath Clementine is the most fun role-playing of any Telltale game.

Here's one: go through this boring dungeon to fight an ancient demon...who is a hot chick in skimpy clothing. Now go back to the inn to your hot innmates in skimpy clothing, so that you may tread forth into another dungeon featuring an ancient demon who etc al.

Demon gaze

 

[sjay1994]

Okay sjay, my last try: 7 is Borderlands The Pre-Sequel?

Nope.

You have been really good figuring my stuff out, so I'll give you a hint. The game was not made by the series creators, and different voice actors are in the lead roles.

 

[Ralemont]

Yep

Here's another:

An utter abomination of a game at release which only made itself look worse by being the sequel to one of the greatest games of all time. Ultimately became solid, if still deeply flawed, after several expansions (which I do not hate) but in its original form remains a complete mess.

Oblivion? Second guess: Fallout 3?

Demon gaze

Yep.

 

[striferser]

The creator of a series which gave me great childhood memories gives us a crappy etrian odyssey clone that rewards stepping on damage dealing things that cover

7th dragon

 

[Atomic Playboy]

An annoying, whiny grunt slips in bird shit, loses his pants and gets lectured by his CO about proper houseplant maintenance.

 

[thatdenalidude]

I've got one.

Fighting is regularly interrupted by a lengthy game of rock, paper, scissors.

 

[Memento]

Nope.

You have been really good figuring my stuff out, so I'll give you a hint. The game was not made by the series creators, and different voice actors are in the lead roles.

I will take a shower and think about it with water washing my soul. Should enlight me, because I cant think of anything right now haha

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I've got one.

Fighting is regularly interrupted by a lengthy game of rock, paper, scissors.

This is a Dragon Ball Z game. Drawing a blank on which one.

 

[Ralemont]

This is a Dragon Ball Z game. Drawing a blank on which one.

Budokai 3?

 

[thatdenalidude]

Budokai 3?

Correct

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

7) A pointless prequel with tacked on MP, and instead of fixing the buggy release, they opt to release DLC

I feel like I know this one but I don't want to throw off Memento's groove D:

I'll just spoilertag my guess.

Spoiler

Arkham Origins?

 

[sjay1994]

I feel like I know this one but I don't want to throw off Memento's groove D:

I'll just spoilertag my guess.

Spoiler

Arkham Origins?

yeah

 

[Memento]

Oh maaaan. It is so obvious right now haha

You released me from a psychological drama NinjaCoachZ, dont worry.

 

[sjay1994]

Yeah, I am out of hate.

Feels good.

 

[Memento]

Yeah, I am out of hate.

Feels good.

You sure hate a lot of games, hm? I am struggling to find just one game (that I finished) and actually hated it!

 

[maxpro91]

You killed dozens of innocent people and blame it on the villain. Then you and a Japanese cyborg kick and kill another hundreds to kill the villain

Spoiler

but failed.

 

[Jiguryo]

How can two of the most prestigious companies in their respective fields of entertainment join forces and produce a game series so disappointing that could lead fans to hang themselves with a belt?

 

[sjay1994]

You sure hate a lot of games, hm? I am struggling to find just one game (that I finished) and actually hated it!

Honestly, out of those games I hate 4 or 5 of them. The rest are simply I disliked it or found it painfully mediocre.

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

How can two of the most prestigious companies in their respective fields of entertainment join forces and produce a game series so disappointing that could lead fans to hang themselves with a belt?

Sonic and Mario Olympics?

 

[Harlequin]

1.We follow a poor caricature of a once-beloved video game icon through sleep-inducing levels on a terribly told journey to find a dear relative only to shoot them in the face a second after we've found them.

2.A game whose main gameplay should consist of jumping from rooftop to rooftop but whose cities have streets most of which are too wide to jump over. Featuring a terrible story, dumb missions and an incredibly boring protagonist.

Watch Dogs?

Nope.

Assassins Creed 3.

Bingo .

Just the first one left.

 

[Memento]

Honestly, out of those games I hate 4 or 5 of them. The rest are simply I disliked it or found it painfully mediocre.

I see

 

[Morrigan Stark]

We could name Zelda games all day here and never get it right. Requires more thinking outside the box and more finger quotes.

Honest to goodness FMV, I believe. If it isn't, I don't know what else they were storing on those discs...

Japanese. Both my games are Japanese-developed console games (on different platforms in the same generation). And with that, I'm off to sleep.

Oh gods. The first one is Alundra 2.

And the second one, apparently, is Panzer Dragoon Saga, but I better be fucking wrong.

 

[JoseLopez]

It's overrated, not scary and filled with shitty jumps cares that rarely actually scare, gameplay is super repetive. The AI is shit and the games story is pure nonsense, the ending is just a joke.

 

[sjay1994]

It's overrated, not scary and filled with shitty jumps cares that rarely actually scare, gameplay is super repetive. The AI is shit and the games story is pure nonsense, the ending is just a joke.

outlast?

 

[Htown]

Metroid: Other M?

Bingo.

You guys act like samus was repeating " the baby....the baby...the baby" the whole game through.

She said it a lot.

Also she got into the plot by answering a distress call known as the "baby's cry".

The entire game takes place on a ship shaped like a baby bottle.

 

[Link1110]

7th dragon

Yes! Biggest disappointment of last gen, well either that or verrrrrry close with Lunar: Dragon Song. Any takers for the rest?

Rpg where the battle system consists of tons of looking at a wall. Latest in a series i used to love that lost all quality when it hit ps3 (exclusives)

A beautiful jrpg with great music that devolves into a baf pokemon clone that reduces your "pokemon" to level 1 whenever they evolve.

 

[Creaking]

How can two of the most prestigious companies in their respective fields of entertainment join forces and produce a game series so disappointing that could lead fans to hang themselves with a belt?

Kingdom Hearts?

 

[tintin1029]

It takes one of the most interesting video game characters ever, makes that character not as interesting when you finally play as that person, and bases the entire plot around whether or not you like another character (poorly I might add).

 

[Dryk]

You killed dozens of innocent people and blame it on the villain. Then you and a Japanese cyborg kick and kill another hundreds to kill the villain

Spoiler

but failed.

I disagree with your assessment of the plot... but Bulletstorm

It takes one of the most interesting video game characters ever, makes that character not as interesting when you finally play as that person, and bases the entire plot around whether or not you like another character (poorly I might add).

This is also Walking Dead Season 2

 

[GootecksShimmy]

It's a "story writing masterpiece" of shit, with terrible non existent gameplay, turd graphics that somehow got praise for the time on original Xbox, and had a different name in the US, versus the UK.

Also has a part of it's name shared with a very popular book to do with temperature.

Biggest piece of crap I've ever touched. Just. Wow.

Surprising enough the second game from this developer on PS3 was awesome.