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Coworker watching porn

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rhandino

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Nibel said:
I mean there are people on GAF who watch porn in the same room with their sister
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Podge293

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That other thread is the best. Still laugh out loud to it. Actually had to leave my desk at work cuz I was laughing so hard. Thank god it's quitting time
 
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pelicansurf

Needs a Holiday on Gallifrey
I don't get it. Two of them walked into the bathroom after you as you were washing your hands? Why did you give them the stink eye when the culprit should've still been holed up in the stall?
 
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Hasney

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This isn't the first or the last time someone has jacked it in the stall next to you. Hell, may as well assume this is the 100th time and celebrate it with a night out.
 
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ENM89

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When I worked at a call centre we had an area called the Cyber Lounge. It had a couple of computers and comfy chairs. There was one guy who lived in a camper in the parking lot and he would watch porn in the lounge... while other people were in there!

He would also "anonymously" send me candygrams every holiday they were sold.
 
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Valkyr1983

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Enter The 36 Chambers said:
So it's the afternoon. I'm in work, on the toilet doing my business. There's someone in the stall next to me. Suddenly I hear a sound from the next stall. And not the funny kind like a fart or a sploosh.

I mean, I know the sound of a woman moaning. I hear a moan and then him furiously tapping what I can only assume is the volume button on a phone and then dead silence. I washed my hands and left. Two of my colleagues walked in immediately afterwards and I gave em both the stink eye. One of them knows I know, and the other probably thinks I'm just a dick.

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable shitting next to someone, but I get on with it.

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.
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Sometimes 8 hours is a long time

Not saying its alright but I understand. Never been stuck at work with an uncomfortable and uncontrollable boner?
 
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Messofanego

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Enter The 36 Chambers said:
So it's the afternoon. I'm in work, on the toilet doing my business. There's someone in the stall next to me. Suddenly I hear a sound from the next stall. And not the funny kind like a fart or a sploosh.

I mean, I know the sound of a woman moaning. I hear a moan and then him furiously tapping what I can only assume is the volume button on a phone and then dead silence. I washed my hands and left. When I was back at my desk, Two of my colleagues walked back into the office, I gave em both the stink eye. One of them knows I know, and the other probably thinks I'm just a dick.

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable shitting next to someone, but I get on with it.

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.
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Thanks for reminding me of Shigurui Death Frenzy!
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Two Words

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When I worked at GameStop, one of my managers once told me that he went into the bathroom to run one out. He told me it as if I would have thought it was cool.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Enter The 36 Chambers said:
So it's the afternoon. I'm in work, on the toilet doing my business. There's someone in the stall next to me. Suddenly I hear a sound from the next stall. And not the funny kind like a fart or a sploosh.

I mean, I know the sound of a woman moaning. I hear a moan and then him furiously tapping what I can only assume is the volume button on a phone and then dead silence. I washed my hands and left. When I was back at my desk, Two of my colleagues walked back into the office, I gave em both the stink eye. One of them knows I know, and the other probably thinks I'm just a dick.

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable shitting next to someone, but I get on with it.

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.
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Did you ever consider that maybe it was work-related pornographic material?
 
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FeenixRising

Banned
Y'all need to stop messing with EightBitNate xD

Big_Al said:
lol holy fuck.

Saying that, nothing beats the confession thread were a random person admitted to constantly having sex with his own sister. That was....an eye opener.
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I almost forgot about that.... Ugh....
 
Herbspiceguy

Herbspiceguy

Member
I have a 50something year old jolly gnome who's heavily into anime/manga as a coworker.
Dude always gets a red face after reading some e-manga on his tablet during the lunch break, then goes to the toilet and returns like he just had a work out.
 
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MMarston

Was getting caught part of your plan?
wenis said:
Is your co-worker this man? cuz he definitely has a problem...

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on that note I highly recommend people watch this movie (Shame)

Also, I'd be laughing with everyone about the EightBitNate thing but I remember when laughed at me for not stickin up to my brother Daniel Bryant when he was watching porn while he thought I slept in the same room.
 
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