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Coworker watching porn

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Just be glad it's not your boss doing this, and that he isn't printing out explicit pics on the color printer by accident for all employees to see.
 
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SliceSabre

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SunhiLegend said:
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There is no more to be said here.
 
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old manatee

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I sent out a resume once with a link to Dustin Diamond's sex tape on it because I made an error copy and pasting. The world is an imperfect place, man.
 
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Enter The 36 Chambers

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So I come into work this morning and I'm told I'm working on a project for today and Monday. Cool. I'm working with 4 other people in a meeting room for the two days and one of them is one of the two guys that walked in after I left the bathroom yesterday. He either doesn't like me for giving him the stink eye or he knows I know
 
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Sunhi how do you decide what to use for a GIF? Do you just have a great memory or is it usually that you've watched something recently?

In this case because it's a reference to Nate I understand why you used Spiderman. But did you know what scene you were looking for before hand or do you have a method of finding scenes?

I want to learn GIF FU and become a productive member of GAF.
 
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Aztechnology said:
Sunhi how do you decide what to use for a GIF? Do you just have a great memory or is it usually that you've watched something recently?

In this case because it's a reference to Nate I understand why you used Spiderman. But did you know what scene you were looking for before hand or do you have a method of finding scenes?

I want to learn GIF FU and become a productive member of GAF.
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Sunhi never talks, he only speaks in gifs. Hold on while he prepares your answer.
 
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Whitephantomzx

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Bold One said:
Fucking Hell, Sunhi.


Speaking of those Gaf confession threads, I dont think I have ever been so traumatised in my life..... particularly
the one dude who snuck up on his sister while she was sleeping and suckled on her tits.....
that thread....fucking hell...

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Wtf Iv been to confession thread but never seen that link?
 
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Bold One said:
Fucking Hell, Sunhi.


Speaking of those Gaf confession threads, I dont think I have ever been so traumatised in my life..... particularly
the one dude who snuck up on his sister while she was sleeping and suckled on her tits.....
that thread....fucking hell...

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wait what?
 
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Should update the title

"Coworker watching porn (SunhiLegend's finest work inside)"
 
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CHC

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There's totally worse sins then masturbating in private, even at work. If you really can't stop thinking about sex it can be incredibly distracting and sometimes you've just got to mechanically get that shit outta your system.

I mean, same argument with shitting. Like yeah you can probably hold it in if you really MUST but if you have a couple spare minutes, you really owe it to yourself to just get some relief.
 
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animax

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The Lamonster said:
Keep in mind, just because you heard a porn noise that he tried to cover up, doesn't mean he was masturbating. Maybe his buddy linked him to something NSFW. Maybe he was browsing Instagram and a video game up that happened to have loud porn moaning in it. It's sort of an obnoxious meme going around these days on IG.
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THIS THIS THIS

Porn-sound pranks are all over facebook, you click an innocent video but it's been modified with porn sound and volume+200%
 
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How About No

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and then there's that asshole in the breakroom who's always watching videos on their phone, sound blasting thru the phoen's tinny speakers. Nobody wants to watch or hear whatever shit you're watching, why don't you invest in some headphones you piece of trash



...wow. I'm sorry I'm not sure where that came from
 
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Enter The 36 Chambers said:
So it's the afternoon. I'm in work, on the toilet doing my business. There's someone in the stall next to me. Suddenly I hear a sound from the next stall. And not the funny kind like a fart or a sploosh.

I mean, I know the sound of a woman moaning. I hear a moan and then him furiously tapping what I can only assume is the volume button on a phone and then dead silence. I washed my hands and left. When I was back at my desk, Two of my colleagues walked back into the office, I gave em both the stink eye. One of them knows I know, and the other probably thinks I'm just a dick.

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable shitting next to someone, but I get on with it.

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.
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Or it was a troll video that pretended to be something legitimate and was actually full of porn noises. Otherwise why would he furiously tap on the volume? If he had wanted to watch porn he would have muted the phone before hand.

Edit: Also the gif as usual is amazing.
 
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formasymphonic said:
That wasn't even the worst part.

After he did it, he complained about the taste. The confession threads are fucking gold.
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FUCKING VOMITOUS MAXIMUS.

Also, does Sunnhi ever actually say anything? Or just post gifs? Not that I'm complaining, just curious. And yes, that was a gut-buster for sure.
 
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BroBot

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Bold One said:
Fucking Hell, Sunhi.


Speaking of those Gaf confession threads, I dont think I have ever been so traumatised in my life..... particularly
the one dude who snuck up on his sister while she was sleeping and suckled on her tits.....
that thread....fucking hell...

qZjK21T.gif
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Rubmifer said:
Wait what?
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Whitephantomzx said:
Wtf Iv been to confession thread but never seen that link?
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Thornton Reed said:
wait what?
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Bold One said:
yeah, probably not the worst thing I saw in that thread, but this one stuck with me, sorry it was a big thread, so no link
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Alright...
I found it... I wish I never read it....

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39024019&postcount=1406
 
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Dirtyshubb

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formasymphonic said:
I see someone posted a link to sister boob licker's confession, lol.



Its the zoom-in on Spidey's face when he realises he's been caught, that truly slays me.

Sunhi doesn't speak in gifs. He sings in them.
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People might go on about the brilliance of poems, the greatness of novels and the wonder of a song but its gifs like the ones that Sunhi makes that are the real greatness of this world. So much said with just the right choice of clip, a sprinkle of effects and maybe a few words included.

A sight to behold ;)
 
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Zubz

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SunhiLegend said:
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I saw this thread title awhile back, but didn't think much of it until I saw this in the Sunhi thread. Man, this is pretty hilarious.

And that's definitely pretty gross, OP, but I think just giving a knowing glare to the suspects was enough to hopefully stop them from doing this again.
 
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