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Coworker watching porn

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Big_Al

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Kayant said:
WTF!!!???
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Killer Queen said:
I uh...what?
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1131803&highlight=confessions

Go to table of contents in the first post and you'll find the posts in there, should you dare :p


Admiral Woofington said:
Genuinely the only confession I got disturbed. Smug motherfucker was bragging.
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FeenixRising said:
I almost forgot about that.... Ugh....
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Part of me still thinks it's fake but then....maybe not.
 
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Aselith

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Sound is green
Poo particles is brown
 
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Sol..

I am Wayne Brady.
Does "pulling the guts off themselves" mean fucking or beating off? Because I feel like it only makes sense for one but was clearly used for the other.
 
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mrkgoo

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How do you know it was porn?

Maybe he was catching up on some to shows and it got to a pretty raunchy part and got embarrassed and turned it down.
 
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Reversed

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Could have been one of those prank-ish mute videos that suddenly blast up with loud orgasms.

On the other hand, why couldn't you wait to reach home and do your wanky business? Geez.
 
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User 479360

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Super gross, but I guess it happens. And people wonder why I like to shower after I've been out, if I'm going to play video games or anything.

There's probably not much you can do unless you go to HR after finding out who it is. But that might not be a good idea. The stinkeye probably sent the point across.
 
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Rabbi_Vole

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I'd like to think what comes out of me is my business and my business alone once that stall door is shut and locked. I'm tired of people thinking they have a right to dictate and regulate the in/outflow of my various orifices.
 
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Chie Satonaka

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Enter The 36 Chambers said:
I'd just prefer not to have some guy watching porn and maybe even pulling his guts within a foot or two of me. Didn't think it was unreasonable
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I hate to tell you this, but this has probably happened to you more than once.

Both male and female coworkers have told me about doing this on the clock. Repeatedly.

I guess sometimes you can't shake the urge. I dunno.
 
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Amon37

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He can't fap because it makes you uncomfortable and have the nerve to give random people stink eye about it? What you should do is just poop and mind your business.
 
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Heavy_D206

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When I'm at work in the stall I fap to Imgur albums like a decent person.

What really makes me angry is people sitting in the stall next to mine and pooping. Smelling a rancid shit fart is a real boner killer.

I'm like what the hell man?! I'm tryin to rub one out real quick over here.
 
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crimsondynamics

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Enter The 36 Chambers said:
So it's the afternoon. I'm in work, on the toilet doing my business. There's someone in the stall next to me. Suddenly I hear a sound from the next stall. And not the funny kind like a fart or a sploosh.

I mean, I know the sound of a woman moaning. I hear a moan and then him furiously tapping what I can only assume is the volume button on a phone and then dead silence. I washed my hands and left. When I was back at my desk, Two of my colleagues walked back into the office, I gave em both the stink eye. One of them knows I know, and the other probably thinks I'm just a dick.

Society has made it okay to poo within feet of other people, I'm not entirely comfortable shitting next to someone, but I get on with it.

But someone watching porn or even pulling the guts off themselves within feet of me is just wrong. People really can't wait to go home to watch some porn?

Cmon man.
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You know, something similar happened to me the other day. A friend of mine sent a funny porn video to my WhatsApp (I knew it was a funny one because my friend only sends me gag porn). I didn't open it of course, as I was in the office elevator.

However, once I reached the lobby, I inadvertently tapped on the video and it played at full volume. It was one of those Japanese AV ones too, where the girls moan excessively loud.

So, of course I was also frantically tapping the volume button with everyone staring at me. I wasn't going to even try to explain my way out of that one.

Point is, it could be an accident, or not entirely what you think it was.

Besides, I wouldn't say taking a dump in a stall is more hygienic than rubbing one out. As long as the stall is nice and clean afterward I'm alright with that.
 
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KibblesBits

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Why do these threads keep popping up on Gaf? Just leave the damn bathroom and go about your day after you're done doing whatever.
 
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fritolay

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Maybe they were not in there to watch porn. Possibly someone sent them a link to check out, a joke, or anything else. Maybe they said NSFW and the dude waited to check it out when taking a dump.

If it happens to someone in a stall next to me, it won't get me riled up to point I post about it.
 
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