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[ItIsOkBro]

I don't even understand what they're trying to convey

 

[Doctor Ironic]

GUNTHROAT BEEFSLAB

 

[strafer]

Bruce Willis pls

 

[xxracerxx]

Not even close.

 

[Jigolo]

that's awful

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

Whoa.

Well, that is bad.

 

[dity]

Ultimate Voldemort.

 

[Symphonia]

 

[Busty]

Eh...,

Visually I had to stare at that for a couple of beats to even realise what it was supposed to be.

Eh....,

 

[Eggbok]

yup.

 

[BigAT]

True Detective season 3 poster.

 

[Guzim]

Zack Morris gets top billing over Bruce Willis? Sweet!

 

[MrPink93485]

Takers and X-Men posters incoming

 

[Altazor]

It's no Takers, for sure.

 

[Dali]

I think Nicolas Cage movies probably have the top 10 worse locked up. Poster in the op wishes it were Nick cage movies' level.

 

[Gaz Pwnage]

inb4 Takers.

Probably a poster to match the quality of the film. Bruce Willis is a hack.

 

[Transistor]

Where's the Takers poster?

 

[joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

It's bad, but it's no Takers.

 

[The Real Abed]

I think the tagline is worse than the picture.

It's no Takers, for sure.

inb4 Takers

So close. But no guitar.

 

[Slackbladder]

Looks a bit like something J K Potter would do (but nowhere near as good).

 

[Oersted]

I think Nicolas Cage movies probably have the top 10 worse locked up. Poster in the op wishes it were Nick cage movies' level.

Expected this to be about a new Cage movie

 

[LyleLanley]

What's wrong with his back?

 

[EvilKatarn]

Picasso would be proud.

 

[Zombine]

This is up there

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

I find all of Robert De Nero movie posters to be the worst.
I would barely rate this a 1 out of 5 on the De Nero scale.

 

[styl3s]

Are these real? Was the marketing/ad guy too drunk to make a poster and was on a deadline so he had his 7 year old kid make one in photoshop real quick?

 

[leakey]

Is there supposed to be another poster below this one?

 

[dity]

What's wrong with his back?

 

[tearsintherain]

Stare into Frodo's eyes

 

[Speevy]

Is that a new monster from Dark Souls?

 

[SchrodingerC]

Seriously, WHO approved of those x-men posters ? Did the floating head fetuses not seem off to people? I don't understand!

Anyways, my contribution:

 

[ItIsOkBro]

This is just a lazy photoshop.

Conceptually, I think a floating Bruce Willis head with a man shaped deformity growing off the top takes cake.

 

[Symphonia]

Are these real? Was the marketing/ad guy too drunk to make a poster and was on a deadline so he had his 7 year old kid make one in photoshop real quick?

Unfortunately, yes, they are real.

 

[Forerunner]

 

[sixteen-bit]

Takers breh

 

[A-V-B]

I don't even understand what they're trying to convey

Oh my GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

 

[Coreda]

That FoV slider got cranked.

 

[Exotoro]

Seriously, WHO approved of those x-men posters ? Did the floating head fetuses not seem off to people? I don't understand!

Anyways, my contribution:

I think this is honestly worse than any of the other posters in this thread and that's saying a lot

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

Seriously, WHO approved of those x-men posters ? Did the floating head fetuses not seem off to people? I don't understand!

Anyways, my contribution:

The others are hilarious bad. This just fills me with a strange sense of dread.

 

[zma1013]

George Lucas must have designed this. There are so many things going on. The whole thing is so dense. Bruce head, the arm making his cheek, the diamond overlay.

 

[Auctopus]

Seriously, WHO approved of those x-men posters ? Did the floating head fetuses not seem off to people? I don't understand!

Anyways, my contribution:

I remember seeing this on the iTunes Trailers website and I don't think I've seen a worse poster since.

The X-Men one is a bad idea, executed well. This just an absence of skill and creativity.

 

[Christine]

His shirt is like a do-rag on Bruce Willis' tiny conehead.

 

[harSon]

This poster always pissed me off

 

[Opto]

Yeah at least the person who made the precious cargo poster went to their intro to photoshop class.

Whoever made the x-men posters looked at a youtube tutorial and half paid attention

 

[DOWN]

No one is posting an actual pic of takers

 

[bud]

... zach's back?!

 

[Veedot]

Stare into Frodo's eyes

Please tell me this is a comedy

 

[Stabby McSter]

No one is posting an actual pic of takers

it should be burned into everyone's brain by now

 

[MIMIC]

Hahaha, OP's poster is pretty damn bad.

 

[zma1013]

Stare into Frodo's eyes

Frodo is turning into Nic Cage. I feel like if you moved Frodo to the right side, you could put the tagline, "Trust no one, not even yourself."