And all text is anathema. Nevermind long dialogue, two line instructions with key words highlighted, button prompts --for a while I thought he was looking at his Wii tablet or the tv screen and whichever it was must not have been displaying text like the stream, but no, it's just Nick. Even the menus, he gets to the consumables screen and then Link's eating animations are more frenetic than Kobayashi at a hot dog eating contest. I think Nick just mashes buttons until the hearts come back.
Do you think he's like that in everyday situations? Like, does he just grab a box hoping it's cereal and then Janel has to tell him to please stop wasting pancake mix for the third time that morning?