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Shaq believes in a flat earth. Edit: Claims he doesn't believe in a flat earth

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Koren

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Apparently the Sun and moon are the same size
Well, look at the sky, that's obviously true...

By the way, what about Earth's magnetic poles? How do Flat Earthers explain that?
A giant magnetic monopole. Probably placed there by God. Don't believe researchers that say it doesn't exist.

;)


that the Sun can't illuminate the Earth well.
To be honest, I don't understand how you can even imagine how you could have different time in different places with a flat earth, this solution is stupid as soon as you look at it. Just take a table and a lamp and try (even if you don't illuminate the whole table, you won't see the light going near the horizon).
 

zethren

Banned
If Earth is round then why does this 100% accurate .gif of day and night cycle exist?

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This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen...

How do they explain the ice caps if they receive so much direct sunlight/heat all the time?
The light of the sun has a finite diameter??
The sun and moon are the same size???
How do they explain Moon phases if the earth can't possibly cast a shadow on it in this position????

Why would anyone choose to believe this garbage lol
 

KoopaTheCasual

Junior Member
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen...

How do they explain the ice caps if they receive so much direct sunlight/heat all the time?
The light of the sun has a finite diameter??
The sun and moon are the same size???
How do they explain Moon phases if the earth can't possibly cast a shadow on it in this position????

Why would anyone choose to believe this garbage lol
This one's my favorite.

It's like "we can't see the curvature from where i'm standing!" but then that would mean that the sun would always be visible and never disappear beyond the horizon.

*heads explode*
 

KingV

Member
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen...

How do they explain the ice caps if they receive so much direct sunlight/heat all the time?
The light of the sun has a finite diameter??
The sun and moon are the same size???
How do they explain Moon phases if the earth can't possibly cast a shadow on it in this position????

Why would anyone choose to believe this garbage lol

I went and researched how they explain ships going down over the horizon in the distance and they really don't explain it at all.

The explanation is, essentially "you're not really seeing that, you've just been conditioned to think you are seeing that so you imagine it"
 

KarmaCow

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My biggest question is still the "why"

Why would any goverment or secret society or whatever try to keep the flat earth a secret.
Who do these conspiracy theorists think profits from this?

It really fails on every level as a conspiracy theory. It's not even fun like a hollow earth.
 
Why is "flat earth" a thing? Anyone that has flown in a commercial airliner could see that the earth has an obvious curvature to it.
 

Moppeh

Banned
Odd question, but are there any polls or studies that show how many people in different countries belief in this shit?

I feel like every time I hear about this from someone or read about it online, it is usually an American talking about it.

Just curious to see if this stupid theory is mostly an American thing or has a fairly big presence elsewhere.
 

Kinyou

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They believe in God and the devil. They say all of this is to turn people away from God. It's pretty much always the same when it comes to anti-science beliefs.

That's why people here saying "but what about this, how do they explain that?" is a complete waste of time. I've seen some argue on FB over this, you would think they were trolls if you didn't know they were actually religious along with their families. Completely insane.
oooh, I didn't realize that it has its roots in creationism. No logic needed there
 

SaviourMK2

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Can we just force people who believe the earth is flat to continuously walk in one direction until they reach the end of the earth, and are not allowed to stop until they explain how they keep ending up back in the same spot?
 

Apathy

Member
This one's my favorite.

It's like "we can't see the curvature from where i'm standing!" but then that would mean that the sun would always be visible and never disappear beyond the horizon.

*heads explode*

Someone saw star wars and thought they scientifically captured lightsabers ability to make light stop at a specific point
 

platakul

Banned
In all seriousness, no.
However, it's one of my favorite conspiracies/theories.

Is the moon flat too in this theory...or the sun...? If so, why are they round but Earth is not? #ThinkingEmoji
They're not? Look up in the dang sky. Theyre flat as a coin
 

TyrantII

Member
Can we just force people who believe the earth is flat to continuously walk in one direction until they reach the end of the earth, and are not allowed to stop until they explain how they keep ending up back in the same spot?

They'll walk into an ocean and drown.

I'm ok with that
 

.JayZii

Banned
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen...

How do they explain the ice caps if they receive so much direct sunlight/heat all the time?
The light of the sun has a finite diameter??
The sun and moon are the same size???
How do they explain Moon phases if the earth can't possibly cast a shadow on it in this position????

Why would anyone choose to believe this garbage lol
The phases of the moon aren't caused by the earth's shadow. This diagram still makes zero sense with a second or two of thought, though.
 

Pomerlaw

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But more seriously GAF, remember... Sometimes it's better to invest your energy in action than to try to make stupid people realize they are wrong.

Teach your kids about science, take action, support scientists... Don't waste all your time and energy on lost causes.

Remember how the greatest minds of the past have faced things much worse than this to bring progress, surrounded by religious zealots and ignorants. Some of them even death.
 

Veidt

Blasphemer who refuses to accept bagged milk as his personal savior
How can people like this man use mobile phones and the internet, and yet still disbelieve in the most basic aspects of scientific truth.
 

Allonym

There should be more tampons in gaming
This is what happens when you don't graduate from college or forego your education for the pros! Damn even Aloy knows that the Earth is round. Kinda funny I have these debates with my friends who have been inundated and indoctrinated by things on youtube. Sad.
 

hobozero

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I don't mind when the guy in the park who yells at trees for being lazy says the earth is flat, but I do mind when someone who is literally RICH ENOUGH TO GO UP INTO SPACE HIMSELF AND CHECK says it's flat.
 
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