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[Timbuktu]

Architects seem to be a go to profession in movies like rom coms where it's not at all about the work. I guess it is sort of self explanatory, a quick way to describe someone as a professional, creative, but you don't really cares what he/she builds, because the audience don't know how to judge it. The architect being at the centre of 12 Angry Men does feel good though.

 

[shawnbuddy]

Lawyers for sure. The Night Of's Court scenes were unbearable to watch.

But Night Court's were zany and delightful.

 

[shawnbuddy]

Architects seem to be a go to profession in movies like rom coms where it's not at all about the work. I guess it is sort of self explanatory, a quick way to describe someone as a professional, creative, but you don't really cares what he/she builds, because the audience don't know how to judge it. The architect being at the centre of 12 Angry Men does feel good though.

Architect for a man. Woman owns a small, cute shop selling something like books or cupcakes that she only needs to be at or deal with when it's plot convenient.

 

[BobJustBob]

Not quite a profession, but it always annoys me when people play chess in movies/TV. They're always one move away from checkmate and the other person has no idea until it happens.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

Pretty much all profession are misrepresented in media as writers take liberty to make it exciting.

Though I can't defend CSI, that show is just stupid.

The ones where people work in factories, warehouses, or a store seem accurate to me.

 

[Booker Dewitt]

Fictional bartender seems like a pretty sweet gig. Serve one drink, then talk to the customer for an hour.

Tell me about it.

 

[Zoe]

Very few legal cases hinge on surprise witness testimony and Encyclopedia Browning the evidence timeline during one's closing argument.

Fun fact, My Cousin Vinnie is considered one of the best illustrations of an actual trial and is even shown to law students

So does that apply to Mona Lisa's testimony too​?

Not a film, but E.R. was lauded for its correct depiction of hospital work and certain parts were shown at medschools to students.

Really? I remember back in the day it was criticized for giving too much credit to the doctors and taking away from the nurses.

 

[True Savior]

The biggest misrepresentation tends to be related to competence. Most people are much dumber than portrayed in fiction.

 

[error4041]

I'd say retail workers are fairly accurate.We're apathetic to a point, and we really don't care about the customer's problems, we just smile and pretend to care because we have too.

 

[spons]

Everything psychiatry. 50s American mental health hospitals are not exactly realistic in this day and age.

 

[Timeaisis]

Science is super fast in film and TV.

 

[Kor of Memory]

Tell me about it.

I feel like this is something Paul Rudd would show on Conan. What is this?

 

[Trance]

I'm in corporate finance, and this movie gave me a taste of what medical professionals must feel watching doc shows. There's a scene where he spends all night dramatically writing out numbers on every available wall space in an office trying to figure out a missing account. That would take less than an hour to do in real life with an Oracle report. Minutes on SAP.

 

[CLaddyOnFire]

I'm an analytical chemist. No, CSI, a GC-MS is not a magic instrument that tells you everything from a dude's DNA sequence to how much mercury (!) is in somebody's blood. Also please stop putting blood in the GC-MS.

 

[eot]

Every profession ever.

I'll go with scientists though.

 

[MattKeil]

lol yeah. That was a real "wait Dan Brown is an idiot" epiphany moment for me.

Truly, to call Dan Brown a hack is to insult hacks.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

So does that apply to Mona Lisa's testimony too​?



Really? I remember back in the day it was criticized for giving too much credit to the doctors and taking away from the nurses.

I read that people praised ER for having actual nurses and medical technicians as side cast.

 

[Alcoremortis]

Yeah, probably science.

But if movies used real science, nobody would watch. It'd just be hours of someone staring through a microscope and occasionally cursing.

And then repeated like that for years until mid-way through an excel spreadsheet there'd be a "huh".

 

[zeemumu]

Does Hot Fuzz remain as the most accurate depiction of being a police officer?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Teachers are either portrayed as:

-Incredibly charismatic

-Incredibly apathetic

-Incredibly antagonistic

-Able to give a lesson/lecture without anyone in the room talking

All of which are extremes, and the last of which is the most unrealistic of all

 

[BumRush]

Fun fact, My Cousin Vinnie is considered one of the best illustrations of an actual trial and is even shown to law students

another fun fact is that the scene in the jail cell when the friend doesn't know who Vinny is is one of the greatest scenes in film history

 

[moist]

Gonna echo those citing mental health occupations, it usually ends up being a bad depiction of psychotherapy.

With that said I kind of understand why, it's an easy and cheap(cost wise) way to add exposition or narrative to move a plot along.

 

[Elandyll]

My biggest pet peeve, always

Let's enhance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhF_56SxrGk

 

[Tertullian]

Doesn't quite fit the topic, but outdoor survival shit. Any movie where people are stranded in the wilderness, every remotely manly dude is like "I'll just start a fire with not so much as a flint, rig up a few animal traps with some rope, and gather some edible roots and mushrooms from memory." Nobody knows how to do that shit.

 

[Sunster]

The people making your pharmaceutical drugs.

It's always portrayed as like, bespectacled young scientists pipetting purple liquid into PCR trays

The reality is it's pretty much like any other manufacturing crowd. Mostly scruffy, coarse older dudes with associates degrees or high school diplomas.

I don't say that as a jab at them either, some of the smartest people you'll ever meet. They'll look at a bioreactor or a chromatography column and tell you what's wrong with it in 5 minutes

foreal? What's their pay like?

 

[Jintor]

Very few legal cases hinge on surprise witness testimony and Encyclopedia Browning the evidence timeline during one's closing argument.

in fact doing so would get the whole thing thrown out (in common law systems anyway) for gross procedural fuckups

 

[Danlord]

Does Hot Fuzz remain as the most accurate depiction of being a police officer?

https://youtu.be/AKGSmc4v9TM

😁

 

[EVOL 100%]

Translation / Interpretation (and which is which)

Also probably cryptography.

oh my fucking god

This actually offends me.

The "Eureka moment" is rare. Science is collaborative.

Science is mostly paperwork and procedures. And, mostly trying to find funding.

This applies to music writing as well, from my own experience and by seeing much more accomplished musician friends/acquaintances. The reality isn't that romantic

 

[Hyun Sai]

How are the court scenes of Goliath (Amazon serie with BB Thornton) from a realistic point of view ?

 

[CaviarMeths]

I think the only professions that are consistently portrayed fairly accurately are service/retail. It fucking sucks and movies do a pretty good job at depicting that.

 

[boxoctosis]

Most portrayals of the actuaries accurately get across the high levels of sexiness in our profession.

 

[Bleepey]

Fun fact, My Cousin Vinnie is considered one of the best illustrations of an actual trial and is even shown to law students

Even more fun fact, the Daredevil comic, Daredevil Redemption has passed peer reviewer by multiple lawyers. There's like one minor thing that's open to debate but other than that it's pretty spot on. Pretty impressive for a british writer

.http://lawandthemultiverse.com/2012/10/17/daredevil-redemption/

 

[Bleepey]

The Wire is probably the best at it. I believe its actually used in some criminal justice programs and such. I do remember where I was watching a clip where actual drug dealers were watching the Wire and mentioning what was accurate and wasn't accurate. Needless to say they couldn't believe a dude like Omar would be alive for so long especially as a gay man.

Link? I recall there being a medical show that was filmed at my old university and whilst they got some parts right like how dry the school parties were. The streamlined admissions process brought everyone to tears of laughter. "Can i fill out a form for medical school please?" haha. Fuck off. I recall a film with Kelly Kapowski a while back, that had an epidemiologist that needed to have to have the principles of a RCT explained to her which whilst I understood having to explain why shit should be double blind and the use of a placebo to the audience. The fact someone who went through at least 10 years of medical education was unaware of this is fucking impossible to put it politely when I could have explained this shit from the age of 16 and have had that shit repeatedly taught to me through my two science degrees.

 

[Alrus]

As a med student, Grey's Anatomy is one of the most inaccurate depiction of the profession I've seen. I still enjoy watching it as a guilty pleasure from time to time though.

 

[Hyun Sai]

The Wire is probably the best at it. I believe its actually used in some criminal justice programs and such. I do remember where I was watching a clip where actual drug dealers were watching the Wire and mentioning what was accurate and wasn't accurate. Needless to say they couldn't believe a dude like Omar would be alive for so long especially as a gay man.

Agree on Omar, even without him being gay, the "stealing drug dealers for a living" was too much on the super hero / vigilante stuff.

The other supernatural entity was Brother Mouzone, no wonder they ended up working together ^^

 

[SlipperyFishes]

Video game makers... The only thing they kind of get right is the offices are decorated with lots of toys and memorabilia.

Cmon. I saw Peter Moore sit in a fake TV game pitch this one time.

 

[Boss Doggie]

TV school janitors seem to be accurate a lot of the time.

I dunno, they aren't magical.

 

[Fbh]

Yeah hacking/PC/IT stuff is so badly represented its funny

Lawyers too. I love how it all comes down to having an emotional opening and closing statement.


I have to say though. I studied advertising and that's pretty realistically represented. Specially when they show parodies of how ad agencies work

I'd say retail workers are fairly accurate.We're apathetic to a point, and we really don't care about the customer's problems, we just smile and pretend to care because we have too.

Hey! We all cared at some point.
But after the 6000th customer entitled idiot complaining about some bullshit "issue" you slowly stop caring...At first it's just the bad customers you no longer care about, then all customers...Then people in general.

 

[gfxtwin]

Firefighters. Most of the calls you get involve things that paramedics are mainly there for, but when there is a fire and you're in a burning building it's not like it is in movies/tv - aside from the heat and the house falling apart your biggest challenge involves knowing where you're going/navigating through the building because all the smoke is blinding and the gas masks aren't quite as effective as you'd think.

 

[Terareflection]

Medical, apparently doctors are the only staff at hospitals.

 

[witchedwiz]

IT security experts.

came to post this
any it job, be it in development or security is... depicted in a really different way XD

 

[Wvrs]

Linguistics. Hardly any of my PhD Linguist tutors spoke a second language, and second language learning is not at all an aspect of the discipline. But in popular culture, without fail, every fictional Linguist is a hyper-polygot and can learn mandarin etc. after an hour of study.

 

[Tye The Czar]

I am not a detective but I'm pretty sure that this isn't how drug busts work IRL.

Of course not. They go after African American neighborhoods after the FBI or CIA has placed drugs on their property,especially back then.

 

[RedSparrows]

Being a historian is 95% boring, 3% terrifying, 2% superlative.

Deffo better that than being a Dan Brown tool.

 

[Amory]

foreal? What's their pay like?

Around 50-60k base, with additional shift differentials.

good benefits, too

 

[LakeEarth]

Scientists in shows love to stare into liquid in glass tubes. While you do have to do that sometimes, it's usually just to make sure that you mixed the solution well enough. There's very rarely any insight you can gain by it.

 

[Omadahl]

Teachers in Half Nelson.

I wish my classroom was more like Kindergarten Cop where I could beat the crap out of bad parents and a whistle made my kids get in line.

 

[Omadahl]

I dunno, they aren't magical.

"Billy likes soda. Ms. Lippy's car is green."

This is a more accurate representation. Also, "I'd rather have a beer."

 

[vonStirlitz]

I'm in corporate finance, and this movie gave me a taste of what medical professionals must feel watching doc shows. There's a scene where he spends all night dramatically writing out numbers on every available wall space in an office trying to figure out a missing account. That would take less than an hour to do in real life with an Oracle report. Minutes on SAP.

But that would make for a shit movie.

 

[Fallout-NL]

IT security experts.

I feel the other type of job in this clip is also misrepresented. As if it somehow would be hard to focus when getting your dick sucked.