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Found Out My Friend is a Flat Earther Today...

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I never thought I this would happen to me. My entire world is shattered like a large, rocky plate that has been thrown against a wall of cosmic size.

Quick background: this guy and I, we'll call him Mike, have known each other for about 5 years now. We were damn near inseparable as friends when we lived near each other. Nowadays life has made it so we live on opposite sides of The States so rarely do we get to see each other or talk, but when we do it's as if we haven't skipped a day. To put it simply he's one of my few true, genuine brothers in life.


So to get to the story...
He messages me today on Facebook. My man just got back from a vacation in Cali and wanted to share his experiences with me. We're talking and laughing and sharing jokes are two good friends do. He brings up the fact that there was a cat he ran into that looked like me and that his "energy" was similar to mine. This energy was calming to him since it reminded him of me. What a cute sentiment, right? Then he says something along the lines of "this Earth might be flat but it's the only one we got".
And then it begins. At first I'm SURE he's just yanking me chain. Surely one of my best buds in the world isn't a /flat earther/. But he reassures me his beliefs are genuine. Of course we go through the whole rigamarole; What about the horizon? Day/Night cycle? Drones? Why? Who? Etc.
he even says he doesn't believe in gravity
After a good 45 minutes of back and forth on Facebook I throw my hands in the air and tell him we're just going to have to agree to disagree.

This is so surreal to me. Never would I have thought that a close friend of mine would be swayed to this poppycock yet here I am. I mean...I want our friendship to continue and the conversation we had wasn't heated or anything. I was mostly just in disbelief the entire time. I still love this guy but I'd be lying if I said I respect him and his opinions hell of a lot less now. I've been going about my day normally but every now and again I remember "oh...One of my best friends is a flat earther" and I get this vague sadness that hovers about for a good 10 minutes before I can distract my brain.
I'm legit bummed out about this GAF. :(
 

Elitist1945

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The guy I'm seeing brought this up to me a while back, and for the first two days I was shocked, pissed, confused, and sad that someone you care about so much could believe something so stupid.

But if I'm being honest, its not a big deal to me anymore. He doesn't bring it up, and anytime I remember he thinks the Earth is flat I just laugh at him in my head because I know he's wrong and I'm right and its funny.

Sorry this happened to you OP :(
 

Deadly Cyclone

Pride of Iowa State
Drop him. Or at least ask him enough questions to make him question his own existence. What's on the bottom of the earth? Do the oceans run off into space? Does the water fall forever or just float? Why has no one tried to go under the earth yet? How deep do we drill to get through?
 

B-Dubs

No Scrubs
The guy I'm seeing brought this up to me a while back, and for the first two days I was shocked, pissed, confused, and sad that someone you care about so much could believe something so stupid.

But if I'm being honest, its not a big deal to me anymore. He doesn't bring it up, and anytime I remember he thinks the Earth is flat I just laugh at him in my head because I know he's wrong and I'm right and its funny.

Sorry this happened to you OP :(

I get there's room for disagreements on stuff, but the shape of the Earth? Gravity?
 

adamy

Banned
hollow earth theory is far more credible, although flat earth does have its own merits

try to keep an open mind
 
The guy I'm seeing brought this up to me a while back, and for the first two days I was shocked, pissed, confused, and sad that someone you care about so much could believe something so stupid.

But if I'm being honest, its not a big deal to me anymore. He doesn't bring it up, and anytime I remember he thinks the Earth is flat I just laugh at him in my head because I know he's wrong and I'm right and its funny.

Sorry this happened to you OP :(
Yeah I'm hoping he's not aggressive about it. I could deal with it if it's only an occasional thing. I'm thinking it will still forever be a shadow over the relationship now though. I hope not.
 

BigDes

Member
Your friend is an idiot.

Also he probably believes other crazy shit. If you want to stay friends with him never ask him about the holocaust, pizza gate, 9/11 etc.
 

geomon

Member
You know, if you want to delude yourself into thinking the Earth is flat and everything else we see in the night sky is just decoration, here for our amusement, well...ok. You're wrong but I understand wanting to feel important/special.

But not believing in gravity? I mean...what the fuck is that?
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Nothing wrong with being friends with a dum-dum. Well actually there are a few things that could go wrong because it speaks to your friend's ability to rationally look at information, and that could lead down some dangerous paths. But in of itself, it is what it is.
 

Media

Member
A literal flat earth Jesus cult church sprung up in my hometown and a ton of my (stupider) ex classmates are totally convinced. It's creepy shit.
 
If Earth is flat, why is the sun and moon round?

How do satellites orbit the Earth and accurately show us the weather?

I don't know if I could continue conversing with someone so willfully ignorant.
 

milkham

Member
The thing I don't get about flat earthers is why would there be a conspiracy to convince you the earth is round? who benefits from the world being fooled?
 
That reminds me. I had a history teacher who would go on these asinine rants and one day, he spent the entire class debating gravity with us. It was okay for us to drag it out, it was high school and it meant we could take it easy that day.

His point was, we couldn't prove gravity was real. He said he could drop his pencil 99 times and it would fall but we couldn't prove that it would drop the 100th time.
 

eosos

Banned
Whats goin on with the world? Like, why is this a thing? Does he believe in sea monsters at the outskirts of the earth?
 

Mohonky

Member
The thing I don't get about flat earthers is why would there be a conspiracy to convince you the earth is round? who benefits from the world being fooled?

Its a part of the government control, it keeps you in line so you dont question other things.

Thats what I gather anyway, I usually tune out.
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
He doesnt believe in gravity? Ask him why his ankles will break if he jumps off a 2nd story balcony.

He probably heard the idea that Earth is constantly accelerating upwards. In that case the Earth would have been traveling at near-light speeds for ages, yet somehow the stars haven't gotten noticeably closer.
 

L Thammy

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I was trying to find the Roadrunner holding up the "I ever studied law" sign but I couldn't find it. :(
 

Elitist1945

Member
I get there's room for disagreements on stuff, but the shape of the Earth? Gravity?

Oh yeah no I completely agree. Its not even an argument. He's just plain wrong and making himself look like an idiot anytime he mentions it. But I love him too much and I try not to let it affect me.
 

Mohonky

Member
That reminds me. I had a history teacher who would go on these asinine rants and one day, he spent the entire class debating gravity with us. It was okay for us to drag it out, it was high school and it meant we could take it easy that day.

His point was, we couldn't prove gravity was real. He said he could drop his pencil 99 times and it would fall but we couldn't prove that it would drop the 100th time.

Ask him if he'd be willing to step off a high ledge....
 

B-Dubs

No Scrubs
The thing I don't get about flat earthers is why would there be a conspiracy to convince you the earth is round? who benefits from the world being fooled?

The world government doesn't want us to know the truth about the DARK CONTINENT

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Nepenthe

Member
hollow earth theory is far more credible, although flat earth does have its own merits

try to keep an open mind

And I'm Donald Trump. I've been secretly sabotaging everything this whole time in order to destroy the GOP and usher in a new age of bitpartisanship and good faith governance. It's...not working as fast as I thought, BUT! I have faith in the American people to eventually see the error of their ways.

Anyway, it's a dumbass belief, but so long as you're able to still talk about other things and exist as the friends you were beforehand- like if he doesn't ever jump completely into the conspiracy theory rabbit hole and start pushing you away since you're a "sheep" or whatever- I don't see why this has to be a deal-breaker. Don't drop the friendship for this one silly-ass thing.
 
The thing I don't get about flat earthers is why would there be a conspiracy to convince you the earth is round? who benefits from the world being fooled?
This is my biggest problem with it. Other conspiracies have a hook that, if true, would warrant a huge cover up.
Obama not being America or a secret Muslim.
9/11 being an inside job.
Pizza Gate.
JFK assassination.
But who benefits from fooling people into believing a round Earth? The amount of people, time, technology, and money to keep this up makes it not even worth it in the first place.
My friend says it's cause knowledge is power and the less we have the easier we are to control. Basically the 10% are behind the whole thing...But why? Because it's good vs. evil.
Apparently from the last time we've seen each other (2 yrs now) he's found religion, or at least some form of it.
 
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