Frost Walrus
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The scene where Chalmers fires Skinner is pure gold, and it's topped off perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL9UWtrQUvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL9UWtrQUvQ
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Favourite Simpsons joke?
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Magnet_Man
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You gotta give me back my floor! My customers are walking around on the pipes!
-Yeah, well next time pay your bills.
But I don't want to!
I'm behind 3 inches of bulletproof glass. Do your worst!
-Alright *starts emptying the register*
No, stay out of there! Stay out of there! Aw, good god no!
Lunch Lady Doris, have ya got any grease?
-Yes. Yes we do.
Then grease me up woman!
-.... Okie dokie.
Urge to kill fading....fading....fadingRISING-! ...fading....fading...gone.
Kang and Kotos laughing.
-Yeah, well next time pay your bills.
But I don't want to!
I'm behind 3 inches of bulletproof glass. Do your worst!
-Alright *starts emptying the register*
No, stay out of there! Stay out of there! Aw, good god no!
Lunch Lady Doris, have ya got any grease?
-Yes. Yes we do.
Then grease me up woman!
-.... Okie dokie.
Urge to kill fading....fading....fadingRISING-! ...fading....fading...gone.
Kang and Kotos laughing.
Rabid Wolverine
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Patrick Bateman
Member
I find the first quote with the Latino-accent even better:
in America first you get the sugar, then you get the power and then you get the women.
This is so hilarious.
TetraxShards
Member
"Alright pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?"
"I nicked it, when you let your guard down for that split second. And I'd do it again." *sip* "Goodbye."
Haha him getting the hickups too was brilliant
"They're defending themselves somehow" got me real good :-3
Patrick Bateman
Member
The typical Brit.
Sexually Aggressive Uncle
Member
Mechanized
Member
Henchmen21
Banned
"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the homer tax!"
Camper Van Beethoven
Banned
"I never apologise Lisa, I'm sorry but that's just the way I am"
Henchmen21
Banned
"This just in: Homer Simpson sleeps in oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers"
"I wouldn't take that down if I were you. It's a load-bearing poster."
Nerdkiller
Membeur
"HEY, THAT'S A HALF TRUTH!"
Strangelove77
Member
No not you, I'm just talkin' to my oven.
JackBauer24
Member
Pestilence11
Member
Found this while looking for "It's cold and hurty" Ralph given a scouring pad to replace his toy.
This was up there.
"I regret nothing!"
This was up there.
"I regret nothing!"
MisterHero
Super Member
"NOOO NOT LENNY!"
Switch Back 9
a lot of my threads involve me fucking up somehow. Perhaps I'm a moron?
I distinctly remember that episode being the turning point where I realized the show was starting to become awful.
Rygar 8 Bit
Jaguar 64-bit
Pestilence11
Member
Homer in the tar pit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4Oo__D8X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4Oo__D8X4
Deckard Chapel
Banned
-"Ok Mr Simpson this is a simple lie detector test, you will be asked a series of questions and you will answer yes or no, do you understand?"
-"Yes"
**Lie detector explodes.
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-"Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" - Homer
Makes me chuckle every time.
-"Yes"
**Lie detector explodes.
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-"Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" - Homer
Makes me chuckle every time.
"NOOO NOT LENNY!"
Ugh. This is what's wrong with new Simpsons. Just whacky nonsense for the sake of it.
itwasTuesday
He wasn't alone.
My feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry.
Aaron Strife
Banned
This is from like season 10. 18 years ago.
There are double the number of bad Simpsons seasons than the number of good ones.
Hope that depresses you!
Aaron Strife
Banned
Ah, one off.
I rarely watch seasons 10-12, and don't go any further than that. 9 I actually like pretty thoroughly, even Principal and the Pauper has some decent jokes.
PayOffWizard
Member
One of many.
Michael F. Assbender
Banned
ProfessorLobo
Banned
Wow that is obscure for a mainstream cartoon. The show keeps giving after twenty years.
I love how he just sits there, nearly motionless.
It's even funnier when you realize Gore's daughter would later become a writer for Futurama.
AlteredForms
Banned
Meh, I think the "Not Lenny!" joke is funny because it's non-sensical.
The Simpsons have almost always done whacky nonsense like that. Heck, just a couple posts before yours, someone posted Homer jumping Springfield gorge, which results in him being put into an ambulance that immediately runs head on into a tree, causing him to fall down the gorge again. That also happens to be a hilarious scene. So doing whacky nonsense isn't an issue in and of itself.
shawnbuddy
Member
This never fails to make me giggle:
Marge: Now look here, mister, I forbid you to fight a bear!
Homer: What kind of an example would I be if I didn't take revenge on things?
Lisa: Dad, you can't take revenge on an animal. That's the whole point of Moby Dick
Homer: Lisa, the point of Moby Dick is 'Be Yourself'.
Marge: Now look here, mister, I forbid you to fight a bear!
Homer: What kind of an example would I be if I didn't take revenge on things?
Lisa: Dad, you can't take revenge on an animal. That's the whole point of Moby Dick
Homer: Lisa, the point of Moby Dick is 'Be Yourself'.
Henchmen21
Banned
Moe's hooked up to the lie detector
Police: "Alright, your story checks out. You're free to go"
Moe: "Good because I've got a hot date tonight"
BUZZ
Moe: "A date"
BUZZ
Moe: "Dinner with friends"
BUZZ
Moe: "Dinner Alone"
BUZZ
Moe: "Watching TV alone"
BUZZ
Moe: "Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue"
BUZZ
Moe: "...Sears Catalogue"
DING
Moe: "Now would you unhook this already please, I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!"
BUZZ
Inceptional
Member
It may not be the funniest but it's my most memorable and quoted scene from the show.
When Pigs Fly: https://youtu.be/MWvevkE0kAI
When Pigs Fly: https://youtu.be/MWvevkE0kAI
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