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[SolVanderlyn]

The best of Homer's brain

The clapping after he says "Bravo" is gold

 

[poppedcollar69]

Bad bees. Bad! Ow! OWWWWWWW! OH, THEY'RE DEFENDING THEMSELVES SOMEHOW.

 

[Nerdkiller]

 

[poppedcollar69]

[IMG]https://frinkiac.com/video/S08E20/AG13kQNPk8-gqqXq-lj7I8Mg8K4=.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yHMvhjQ.jpg[/IMG]

Do we sell.... french... fries?

 

[Catvoca]

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut

Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

Homer: Explain how

Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services

Homer: Woo-hoo!

 

[autumnleaf]

 

[Tagyhag]

Another one that always cracked me up.

"APRIL F-"

Yeah that was the best. I mean, you see the build up of the can being shaken but you don't expect THAT.

 

[thecosmicfly]

When Smithers is in the middle of a dream about lying in bed, a giant lemon flies through the window and he goes completely sour-faced. Classic.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Antoine
Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

The whole scene is incredible,

 

[Aaron Strife]

Edit: oops, already been posted. Enjoy your lemon tree, Shelbyville.

 

[MightyHedgehog]

"Think smaller and more legs."

 

[balohna]

Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

I don't know.

 

[Android18a]

"Hello, My name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me"

"Alright, what's your first name?"

"I.. don't... know..."

...

"Great Plan, Bart"

Edit: Whoops, didn't see the post right above me. lol

 

[mxgt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjF7HKSaaI

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now."

 

[DiGiKerot]

Also Lousy Smarch Weather. I've done dumb gag calendars for friends for a few years now, and always include Smarch.

 

[Royce McCutcheon]

"And when you get there, can you get me some of that moooon money? Royce McCutcheon!"

 

[Jimnymebob]

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

Feels like I'm wearing nothin at all

NOTHIN AT ALL

NOTHIN AT ALL

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS

 

[AppleSeason]

 

[Engell]

lots of good ones in here

Hello, Mr. Thompson!....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaDSiPrFGs

 

[NealMcCauley]

Springfield's police department is lazy, but they do realize the randomness of crime.

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

"I'll see to it you don't get apricot one."

 

[old manatee]

Dental Plan!
Lisa needs braces.
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces.
Dental Plan!
Lisa need braces.

 

[Farooq]

Simpson commentary on automation. Ahead of its times.

Boss: Look, our ratings are down, and the station is being swamped with angry calls and letter-bombs.
[A few letter-bombs explode in a pile]
And it's all your fault!

Bill: Yes it is, ma'am.

Boss: This is the DJ 3000. It plays CDs automatically, and it has
three distinct varieties of inane chatter.

[presses a button]

DJ 3000: [stilted] Hey, hey. How about that weather out there?
Woah! _That_ was the caller from hell.
Well, hot dog! We have a weiner.

Bill: Man, that thing's great!

Marty: Don't praise the machine!

Boss: If you don't get that kid an elephant by tomorrow, the DJ 3000
gets your job.

[Marty punches it]

DJ 3000: Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Bill: [laughs] How does it keep up with the news like that?

 

[Nyoro SF]

Smithers: [after a disaster involving a donut] Uh, sir, we found the problem. Some idiot threw this in the reactor core.
Homer: Success!
Mr. Burns: [incredulous] *You* did this? How could you be so irresponsible?
Homer: Uh, it's my first day.
Mr. Burns: Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Very well! Carry on.
[begins to walk away]
Smithers: Uh, sir. That's Homer Simpson. He's been working here for ten years!
Mr. Burns: [walking back to Homer] Oh really! Why did you think you could lie to me?
Homer: It's my first day.
Mr. Burns: Well, why didn't you say...
Mr. Burns: [realizes] WHOA! YOU'RE FIRED!

This one got me really good when I saw it the first time lmao

 

[Darth Pinche]

Marge: Mmmm … this is delicious! What’s in it?
Manjula: Chickpeas, lentils, and rice.
Marge: And what’s in this?
Manjula: Chickpeas and lentils.
Apu: Try it with rice.

This comes to mind everytime we have Indian food. Everytime.

 

[Endo Punk]

This one always gets me.

 

[Sectorseven]

Ned: Well howdy, gents. What can I diddly-do for yo--

That whole scene is great.

 

[AdanVC]

OMFG how could I forgot this one!! So good hahhah

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

THRILLHO

To this day that is still what I name my character when a game gives me the option.

 

[Ogodei]

THRILLHO

To this day that is still what I name my character when a game gives me the option.

In that vein "Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!" is something that sticks in the memory whenever i see over-serious violent games. Many a laugh was had after Bulletstorm in particular was announced.

 

[Borgnine]

Well I've never met you but.... yes.

 

[Braag]

The cheaters episode where Homer makes out with a kebab in a motel room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxRd-XBxyUc

 

[PSqueak]

In that vein "Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!" is something that sticks in the memory whenever i see over-serious violent games. Many a laugh was had after Bulletstorm in particular was announced.

"In this house we say please!"

 

[Brokun]

I really wish Frinkiac would allow longer gifs.

 

[Creamium]

Pretty much impossible to pick, but if I had to: steamed hams exchange.

SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

 

[Akuun]

In that vein "Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!" is something that sticks in the memory whenever i see over-serious violent games. Many a laugh was had after Bulletstorm in particular was announced.

It's great. The reaction shot of Lisa rolling her eyes while Bart drools all over himself still fits perfectly for any edgy game release several decades later.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Every time I hear buzzwords thrown around in a workplace I think of this scene

 

[Markitron]

Moe: 'They're going to the old mill'

Homer: 'No we're not'

Moe: 'Well lets go to the old mill anyway, get some cider'.

Gets me every time

Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

I don't know.

This isn't my favourite, but I remember it was the first thing I had ever seen that made me laugh hysterically.

 

[gafneo]

When Flanders got pissed off so hard and lost his mind. He told everyone that they were scum. Then went to Homer last and was like.

Flanders- "Homer, you're the worst human being I have ever met"
Homer-"Wow, I got off easy"

 

[Hambulance]

James Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.

Marge: That sounds like a good movie.

James Woods: Yes...yes.. uh, a movie... yes..

 

[retroman]

"Change the channel, Marge": https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yE6lW8TazZM

 

[Joni]

For all the jokes, my favorite moment still remains something more heartfelt:

Come gather round, children,
It's high time ye learned
'Bout a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns.
We'll march 'till we drop
The girls and the fellas.
We'll fight 'till the death
Or else fold like umbrellas.
So we'll march day and night
By the big cooling tower.
They have the plant
But we have the power.

"Change the channel, Marge": https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yE6lW8TazZM

That entire funeral is awesome.

 

[1044]

I loved this whole scene. Mr. Burns and Smithers just enjoying a box a chocolates Homer sent Mr. Burns so he would recognize his face.
And they are enjoying it so much while reminiscing about the Simpson family.

And they just happen to miss Homer's picture underneath the sour log.

 

[Social]

One that I always loved is the one where Grampa Simpson has to go get Marge's mom and he wheels in the wrong one. I especially love the subtle reach for the window button. EVen though the car shows a manual window opening/closing crank system. I just think it adds to the joke.

Before that Grampa Simpson says "I'll be back in a jiffy", and to this day, I still say that in certain situations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qzqD38yXm0

 

[il Diavolo]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pR6z-gm5_cY

If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would've taken the orange eating class!

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Homer uses a power window, but Marge's door has a crank. In fact, how does her door even open from the inside? I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

 

[Ogodei]

Edit: oops, already been posted. Enjoy your lemon tree, Shelbyville.

The end of that episode always sticks out for some reason.

The kids are so miserable, it's great.

 

[UFO]

'Inflammable' means flammable? What a country!

 

[TheVampire]

Anything about Moes face is funny

https://youtu.be/ibr_YL1UJOs