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GAF what's the craziest thing you've done

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weekev

Banned
I always love asking people this question because the stories you get are usually fantastic. I've done bungee jumps and skydives but the craziest thing I've ever done happened 14 years ago when I was a student. A bunch of guys came round to my student flats with a TV crew and asked to get into our laundrette. We asked why, they said they lived in these flats when they were at uni and were making a TV show of them doing mental stuff kind of like a Scottish jackass and they wanted to see if they could fit in the tumble dryers.

Obviously we let them in on the condition we could watch. The guy who was filming it had too much timber on him to fit, so I, being slight of figure as well as being vertically challenged said i could try. Long story short I fit and went for a wee dry inside the dryer. Looking back, it was pretty stupid cos if they dryer had locked when I was inside it could have been pretty nasty, hey ho, it didn't and I'm fine. Even got video evidence cos the show went on to be reasonably successful. Skip to about 13 mins if you are interested. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMMxlwldYh8
Ok GAF let's here some crazy stories.
 
MilkyJoe

MilkyJoe

Member
Bought a plane ticket from London to Los Angeles, nowhere to stay, landed, rented a car and drove in the direction of Vegas.
 
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Media

Member
Walked out on a guy I was having sex with because he kept whining about the condom.

Literally just climbed off and left.

In retrospect, that could have ended very badly for me.
 
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SeanTSC

Member
Toss up between seeing just how fast I could get my shitty old Mustang on the freeway when I was a young, and INCREDIBLY stupid kid (140 before I got too scared and slowed down) and sleeping with someone's wife.
 
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itwasTuesday

He wasn't alone.
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Salamando

Member
On separate occasions, I broke into a church in order to use their bathroom, and I had a one night stand with a stripper.
 
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FZZ

Banned
Salamando said:
On separate occasions, I broke into a church in order to use their bathroom, and I had a one night stand with a stripper.
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Can't fuck with strippers

last one I got a dance from put her bare bootyhole on my face and my nose directly went on that shit

not fun brehs. Smelled like lotion, glitter, and stale farts

she did have a phat ass tho
 
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Admiral Woofington

Member
One time I was driving around at night when I noticed the car in front of me was this driver listening to music or something as they are not paying attention and he or she didn't notice this figure with a knife kept popping up behind them to try and stab them, so I would flash my lights to try and warn them and to scare the killer into hiding back.
 
Creepy

Creepy

Member
I feel there's a limit to what I can post, don't wanna get my ass banned... it's nice here.

So I'll post like... the 6th craziest thing I've ever done...

Once fucked my friends mother, this was over a decade ago... I was about 19, she was early 40s.
It was a bit of a quick danger-fuck because my friend and her other children were in the house at the time, if they had noticed anything out of the ordinary it would likely have broken up the family... I'd have felt a bit bad about that.

EDIT: We're not friends anymore, maybe they found out...
 
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UnluckyKate

Member
Girlfriend had to cancel at the last moment her trip to visit me. See was very sad so I booked a ticket to visit her on a impulse. 24h hours later I was in the plane filed with adrenaline and I flew 10 000 miles to see her. I got off the plane took a shower and went to her uni to surprise her.

It was magical and we spent two amazing weeks together. I think these are the best memories of this relationship have.

It was stupid but I was in love.
 
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Macapala

Unconfirmed Member
One time I was coming up to stop sign, but instead of stopping I KEPT GOING! Man, the adrenaline rush!
 
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Piston Hyundai

Member
FZZ said:
Can't fuck with strippers

last one I got a dance from put her bare bootyhole on my face and my nose directly went on that shit

not fun brehs. Smelled like lotion, glitter, and stale farts

she did have a phat ass tho
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you gotta learn to take the good with the bad
 
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Messofanego

Banned
Craziest thing that ever happened to me was a gun pointed at me point black by a drunk Czech guy in my own apartment. You know when you go through something so traumatic that you think it never even happened or you can't process it as real. I had to speak in Czech to talk him down and then reported him to the landlord, got him kicked out.

Craziest thing I have ever done so far, it's just been thrill seeking stuff. Nothing particularly illegal. Can't wait to do a bungee jump or skydive.

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ChrisD

Member
UnluckyKate said:
Girlfriend had to cancel at the last moment her trip to visit me. See was very sad so I booked a ticket to visit her on a impulse. 24h hours later I was in the plane filed with adrenaline and I flew 10 000 miles to see her. I got off the plane took a shower and went to her uni to surprise her.

It was magical and we spent two amazing weeks together. I think these are the best memories of this relationship have.

It was stupid but I was in love.
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Glad it lead to amazing memories! Talk about serious chance-taking!

Macapala said:
One time I was coming up to stop sign, but instead of stopping I KEPT GOING! Man, the adrenaline rush!
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When I do this on accident I always end up fearing that I'm going to get pulled over. Or wreck from a guilty conscience or something.
 
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weekev

Banned
Creepy said:
I feel there's a limit to what I can post, don't wanna get my ass banned... it's nice here.

So I'll post like... the 6th craziest thing I've ever done...

Once fucked my friends mother, this was over a decade ago... I was about 19, she was early 40s.
It was a bit of a quick danger-fuck because my friend and her other children were in the house at the time, if they had noticed anything out of the ordinary it would likely have broken up the family... I'd have felt a bit bad about that.

EDIT: We're not friends anymore, maybe they found out...
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Wow...that's....something else. Lol
 
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Macapala

Unconfirmed Member
ChrisD said:
Glad it lead to amazing memories! Talk about serious chance-taking!



When I do this on accident I always end up fearing that I'm going to get pulled over. Or wreck from a guilty conscience or something.
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I was joking, man. I don't intentionally run stop signs.
 
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BlackRainbowFT

Member
When I was about 14, another guy (around my age) was in my garden and we started arguing. I asked him to leave and he started being rather menacing.
I picked up bow and arrow and warned him. He started coming towards me and I shot him in the chest (it was summer and he was shirtless) ... It was one of those (metal) rounded-tip arrows. Thankfully, even though it was full force, the bow was really shitty.

In retrospect this sends shivers down my spine, as I could have hit him in the eye or worse.

Anyway, For some odd reason he calmed down and it was like he respected what I had done. I then accompanied him out of the property and he never acted like a douche again.

Initially I was trying to befriend the guy. He had no friends and was sent from foster home to foster home... I wanted to help him.

About 5 years later he died of overdose or something.
 
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_Rob_

Member
In my teenage years, as a skater, I threw myself down a 16 stair set. Probably not too crazy for anyone who knows what they're doing, but at the time I had only just nailed an Ollie. As such the ensuing chip to my coccyx was fairly predictable in hind sight.

I would suggest if you ever fall down a long drop, that you land on any part of your anatomy over the coccyx, I've never known pain like it.
 
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ChrisD

Member
Macapala said:
I was joking, man. I don't intentionally run stop signs.
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I'd hope so lol
I have ran a few on accident before from not seeing them on time, though, and I'm not joking with the worries. I blame the freaking trees, in retrospect. People/The city needs to make sure signs are clear.
 
Creepy

Creepy

Member
_Rob_ said:
In my teenage years, as a skater, I threw myself down a 16 stair set. Probably not too crazy for anyone who knows what they're doing, but at the time I had only just nailed an Ollie. As such the ensuing chip to my coccyx was fairly predictable in hind sight.

I would suggest if you ever fall down a long drop, that you land on any part of your anatomy over the coccyx, I've never known pain like it.
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Surface of Me

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
When I was like 12 I set a treadmill to full power and attemped to get on it.

It did not end well for me.
 
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Messofanego

Banned
Creepy said:
I feel there's a limit to what I can post, don't wanna get my ass banned... it's nice here.

So I'll post like... the 6th craziest thing I've ever done...

Once fucked my friends mother, this was over a decade ago... I was about 19, she was early 40s.
It was a bit of a quick danger-fuck because my friend and her other children were in the house at the time, if they had noticed anything out of the ordinary it would likely have broken up the family... I'd have felt a bit bad about that.

EDIT: We're not friends anymore, maybe they found out...
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Danger-fuck has been added to my vocabulary.
 
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Kevtones

Member
I sailed a 45 footer from Marina Del Ray to Catalina at starting at Midnight. It was my first time sailing and I pulled an all-nighter on the wheel by myself. Did I mention I'd been drinking and took the sunrise in with a bunch of dolphins as I pulled into Avalon harbor?
 
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rickyson1

Member
probably just the sheer amount I antagonized my unstable sister as a kid

when you can make someone go from calm to swinging a metal chair at your head with a little bit of needling it's best to just leave them be
 
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loaf of bread

Member
Not really crazy but I've snuck into a lot of music festivals, concerts, etc by wearing a headset and a walkie talkie and carrying a clipboard with excel sheets on it. Just walk up to the lowest looking security guy and just be like "Yeah mate, gotta get these to my supervisor which way is ___".

A few other methods work as well, its easier to get in if you have someone else with you.
One had me with the same clipboard setup as the first, friend carries two bags of ice, walk in. No one questions the ice. Have a map of the venue and ask for directions to some beer/food stand cause they need ice. No one gives you a hard time because the ice instills urgency cause it'll melt.

I've also posed as a sound guy and just carry around cords and shit. That worked too.
 
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Messofanego

Banned
loaf of bread said:
Not really crazy but I've snuck into a lot of music festivals, concerts, etc by wearing a headset and a walkie talkie and carrying a clipboard with excel sheets on it. Just walk up to the lowest looking security guy and just be like "Yeah mate, gotta get these to my supervisor which way is ___".

A few other methods work as well, its easier to get in if you have someone else with you.
One had me with the same clipboard setup as the first, friend carries two bags of ice, walk in. No one questions the ice. Have a map of the venue and ask for directions to some beer/food stand cause they need ice. No one gives you a hard time because the ice instills urgency cause it'll melt.

I've also posed as a sound guy and just carry around cords and shit. That worked too.
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This is awesome. Would do well as a video series 😂
 
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