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May Wrestling |OT2| We watch it so you don't have to

Heroman

Banned
4/5 of the SD champions are POC
5/5 of the Raw champions are white. Two are blondes with blue eyes.

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But Roman and Seth aren't white
 

ElRenoRaven

Member
guy doing a handstand atm, this is certainly indie

Yea the new guy certainly has some butterfly's it seems. Luckily the match is improving. Jordan is really pretty good. Good guy for the newbie to work with in his first match at WrestleCircus. Also looks like they're experimenting with some camera set ups tonight too. The turnbuckle cam is new.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I've been watching the 30 for 30 box set andI just finished the USFL episode and it makes the XFL episode extra hilarious.

USFL was basically a good thing ruined by the cunt ruining the country rn that had its own niche and was growing as well as having a lot of talented guys in it
XFL was basically an awful dated thing that was trash on entry by the cunt ruining pro wrestling and had no real audience after the first month and no talent.
 
Same. I can't get the taste of rum out of my mouth and throat.

Cheap lager and purple powerade for me. Curse the fucking idiot who thought purple powerade and vodka would be a good idea at 3 AM.

I never, ever do this, but I am getting my heat back with a Bloody Mary. The drink this for breakfast somewhere in the world, right?

When you think about it, you rolled yourself up!

Quite right. At the end of the day, everyone allows themselves to get rolled up. So maybe I.. shot on myself?

I should ask a mod to change my name to HashtagAlcoholicRelapse.
 

Hasney

Member
Jervis playing Quiplash on New Legacy was gold. Everytime bad words came up he just freaked out. His poor innocent eyes :(
 

ElRenoRaven

Member
Jervis playing Quiplash on New Legacy was gold. Everytime bad words came up he just freaked out. His poor innocent eyes :(

Yea Jervis is a hoot. I don't think I've ever not laughed at a match of his. He had one with Space Monkey a few months back and it was a laugh riot. This is why I like WrestleCircus so much. They have something for everyone.

ROFLMAO. You can do it Jervis. You can pick up that hammer.
 

ElRenoRaven

Member
Jervis with the win. Thunder Frog saving Jervis from the beatdown. I love it. I so want to see Jervis vs Super Thunder Frog vs Spacemonkey down the road.
 

ElRenoRaven

Member
Smashing his hammer down actually made that shakey ass mat camera look awesome.

It really did. Totally worked. I could see that cam working in the future if they had some sort of stabilizer for it. I like the angle but it just shakes way too much.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
same. they told me "liquor and wine, feeling fine"


I don't FEEL fine, brother.
There is an actual hangover cure but it mostly involves being rich enough to afford an IV. Not making this up either. It costs $250 or so.
 

ElRenoRaven

Member
This match is gross

Fuck that's a dangerous flip

Yup. Garza is blowing it away. That moonsault was nuts. Some of the stuff these folks do down there are nuts. Hell once Sammy Guevera climbed one of those metal supports you see along the side then flipped off it into the guy in the crowd. Andy pulled out a win too. I'm shocked.
 

Anth0ny

Member
There is an actual hangover cure but it mostly involves being rich enough to afford an IV. Not making this up either. It costs $250 or so.

I think I've seen that before, like magic.

Someone just needs to make it into pill form at sell it already. get your shit together, science.
 

Menome

Member
There is an actual hangover cure but it mostly involves being rich enough to afford an IV. Not making this up either. It costs $250 or so.

My cure is to not get one. I've never drunk to excess (One bottle of wine is my absolute limit) and I always drink a glass of water with a paracetamol before heading to sleep.

Drinking for seven years to the month now (Started late for personal reasons) and have yet to have a hangover.
 

ElRenoRaven

Member
Oh hell yea. Loving Leva's Laparka cosplay. So fitting for tonight's theme. I love her cosplays. They always kick ass. She's a total sweetheart too.
 
My cure is to not get one. I've never drunk to excess (One bottle of wine is my absolute limit) and I always drink a glass of water with a paracetamol before heading to sleep.

Drinking for seven years to the month now (Started late for personal reasons) and have yet to have a hangover.

How are you supposed to talk to people if you arent blind drunk though?

In all seriousness though I befriended a 70 year old Japanese bloke last night. We were stopping a pit from expanding into people who just wanted to watch the band. He went so hard for his age. We ended up drinking, talking about philosophy and experiences when meditating etc until 1AM or so. He invited my friend and I around to his place for dinner soon. Was pretty awesome.
 

ElRenoRaven

Member
Why hasn't WWE hired Taya yet?

I ask myself that about several of the ladies that WrestleCircus has on their cards. Christi Jaynes is kick ass, Taya too. Then you have Tessa Blanchard and Rachael Ellering. They've done enhancement spots on NXT. Then of course we all know Leva's history. Course I think Leva is better outside WWE cause she can do her cosplay.

Is she supposed to be La Parka?


Yup. Leva cosplays as other wrestlers for WrestleCircus. She's cosplayed as both Hardy boys, Chris jericho, Sgt Slaughter, Kenny Omega, Sabu, and many others. Tonight She's La Parka.
 

Adree

Member
I ask myself that about several of the ladies that WrestleCircus has on their cards. Christi Jaynes is kick ass, Taya too. Then you have Tessa Blanchard and Rachael Ellering. They've done enhancement spots on NXT. Then of course we all know Leva's history. Course I think Leva is better outside WWE cause she can do her cosplay.

I'd certainly rather see any of them than Aliyah.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
yup. WWE just really doesn't realize how much talent is out there. It's crazy. And the ladies are showing they're members of team Dive.
That isn't even vaguely true. The WWE is far more talented than it has ever been. It's almost ridiculous the concentration of talent they have. Tommy End doesn't even make it onto the interstitial PPVs for their developmental brand and he's their biggest prospect.

The last TakeOver had what, like 2 people WWE developed (Authors of Pain).
 

Zach

Member
My cure is to not get one. I've never drunk to excess (One bottle of wine is my absolute limit) and I always drink a glass of water with a paracetamol before heading to sleep.

Drinking for seven years to the month now (Started late for personal reasons) and have yet to have a hangover.
Get a load of this rockstar, everyone.
 

Adree

Member
That isn't even vaguely true. The WWE is far more talented than it has ever been. It's almost ridiculous the concentration of talent they have. Tommy End doesn't even make it onto the interstitial PPVs for their developmental brand and he's their biggest prospect.

The last TakeOver had what, like 2 people WWE developed (Authors of Pain).

Isn't Aleister still doing one hit knockouts? They're building him up and then he'll have a program.

Takeover could be 3 hours long if they added the matches they always tape for the following week but I'm glad they stick to 2 hours.
 

ElRenoRaven

Member
Tessa stunk up Stardom last year. She seemed really exposed. She must be better now I guess.

She's gotten better no doubt. Gotta remember her and Rachael haven't been doing this long either. And next up the Handicap match with Joey Ryan vs The boys. This should be fun. I like Joey's matches.
 
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