BoogieWoogie
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You do not want Michael Bay within 100 feet of something called "Headmasters"
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Transformers: The Last Knight |SPOILER THREAD| The worst movie about cars this year
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You do not want Michael Bay within 100 feet of something called "Headmasters"
the anime man
Banned
I almost want to see the movie based on those spoilers lmao. Sounds so bad.
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JoJo UK
Unconfirmed Member
The Transformers wiki is one of the greatest things to come out of the whole internet thing. I could waste 100s of work hours reading the picture descriptions.
the anime man
Banned
Yes. Still one of my favorite wikis even years later.
Bobby Roberts
Banned
I'd like a Transformers film that feels like a Spalding Gray monologue, but has the austere visuals of something like Howards End, myself.
Anoregon
The flight plan I just filed with the agency list me, my men, Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you!
VeryGooster
Banned
My Dinner with Galvatron
J
JoJo UK
Unconfirmed Member
Sweet baby Jesus on a bike I forgot how great the page for the 1980s movie is.
The way that the Transformers multiverse works is so complicated and full of so much dimension hopping that it's basically impossible to understand without the wiki. The fact that everything is canon is the real kicker.
Optimus Prime as a potato head, Go-Bots, Star Wars, Dr. Who, Spider-Man, etc. are all canon in Transformers, and there's no varying degrees of canon. Of course this means we also have to put up with Kiss Players.
Optimus Prime as a potato head, Go-Bots, Star Wars, Dr. Who, Spider-Man, etc. are all canon in Transformers, and there's no varying degrees of canon. Of course this means we also have to put up with Kiss Players.
In 3 a lot of humas get killed on screen, but i can only recall megatron directly killing Jazz.
BronsonLee
Member
Megatron doesn't like to get his hands dirty~
VeryGooster
Banned
Megatron rips Jazz in half in part one.
My favorite dumb ass thing so far in revisiting these movies is Transformers Heaven in part two and how it can bring a human back to life because reasons.
My favorite dumb ass thing so far in revisiting these movies is Transformers Heaven in part two and how it can bring a human back to life because reasons.
Megatron killed Jazz and some human guy who he flicked away in TF1.
He killed Sam in TF2 but he came back. edit: Forgot that he killed Prime because it didn't matter
He sat out on the sidelines in TF3.
He sort of sat out in the second half of TF4 but unleashed all those drones in Hong Kong.
hydragonwarrior
Member
Abso-fucking-lutely loved that moment.
GabeTheGrouch76
Member
Apparently that human was actually Michael Bay himself. :V
chrisPjelly
Member
Soooo is this movie Transformers 4 bad (long and boring), Transformers 3 bad (mediocre film that's still serviceable as a guilty pleasure), or Transformers 2 bad (offensive in every way)?
MiamiWesker
Member
So let me try to be positive, what works in this movie.
Well there is a few funny gags, the butler robot for one is a cool character.
Anthony Hopkins speaking. Not what he says cause it's all nonsesne but just his voice, so great and commanding. And they make him do a few funny things.
The first 30 minutes, not terrible, some cool shit (basically robot gekko metal gears).
A few cool action moments.
And that's about it.
Well there is a few funny gags, the butler robot for one is a cool character.
Anthony Hopkins speaking. Not what he says cause it's all nonsesne but just his voice, so great and commanding. And they make him do a few funny things.
The first 30 minutes, not terrible, some cool shit (basically robot gekko metal gears).
A few cool action moments.
And that's about it.
It seems like they shouldn't have smushed the two different plots together. TF5 should've been the post apocalyptic Transformer hunting stuff with 6 being the Quintessa/Nemesis Prime plot.
DrunkShogun
Member
Can someone just give me the full spoilers for this film. Have no interest but if it's so terrible it's good then I might end up watching it.
Here's the entire story plot broken down point by point. Your soul will die a bit.
http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/threads/the-last-knight-full-rundown-super-spoilers.1112177/
brandonh83
Banned
That's the most over used bullshit apology for dumb movies ever. Nothing comes close.
"That was terrible, here's a bunch of reasons why and why it didn't need to be so stupid"
"Well what were you expecting, Citizen Kane? it's a movie called TRANSFORMERS"
"No but there's a movie called ALIENS where a bunch of marines shoot aliens called xenomorphs and it's incredibly well written acted paced scored and is full of memorable characters and action sequences so fuck you and good day"
ultracal31
You don't get to bring friends.
Wait a few days and you'll get that and "it's for the real fans, not critics"
Well, there it is, the whole movie leaked!=O
Mr. Poolman
Member
Man... all those Optimus gifs... does that robot downloaded the full Mortal Kombat fatality videos or something?
mattwhite924
Member
Murder Prime is the only reason I keep watching. I want to see how far they take him.
Ha, ha, this is perfect, lol.
Transformers movies should be fun, done well and coherent to go with it's action, not horrible like most of these movies.
all of this sounds like the biggest waste of time
DrunkShogun
Member
Glad i asked because this has no right to receive my money. Can only hope they don't move onto beast wars and turn that into a cinematic mess.
brandonh83
Banned
Starts in an hour, guess I should buckle up my brain and overall sanity.
Pop-O-Matic
Banned
90s kids movies aren't proving to be nearly as popular as 80s kids movies so I doubt they'd bother with Beast Wars.
Bobby Roberts
Banned
I got tired just trying to read that.
Like, physically worn down.
My neck started hurting.
Like, physically worn down.
My neck started hurting.
ultracal31
You don't get to bring friends.
It's really that bad eh?
The Sum of Zero
Member
Well then.
brandonh83
Banned
Watching bad movies doesn't really bother me and I like to make up my own mind. I probably won't like it but people have different opinions about things. Even if I don't like it and it's terrible at the very least I can tear into it.
brandonh83
Banned
Yeah that sounds tame compared to the shit they've put in these.
brandonh83
Banned
This is getting the best RT blurbs in the history of RT.
"Transformers: The Last Knight comes in at 149 minutes, and each of those minutes lasts as long as the reign of Charlemagne"
"Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop."
"Transformers: The Last Knight is like staring at a projected kaleidoscope for two and a half hours and then trying to tell someone about the plot."
"Transformers: The Last Knight comes in at 149 minutes, and each of those minutes lasts as long as the reign of Charlemagne"
"Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop."
"Transformers: The Last Knight is like staring at a projected kaleidoscope for two and a half hours and then trying to tell someone about the plot."
Pop-O-Matic
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"Anyone capable of explaining the near-incomprehensible storyline deserves a prize of some sort."
"Though everything about this movie is ridiculous, Bay still -- still! -- seems to believe it would be far-fetched to treat female characters like human beings worthy of basic respect."
"A motion picture that clearly wants to hurt us."
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