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NFL 2017 Training Camp/Preseason |OT| - If you don't like it, you should have made it

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MechDX

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https://www.google.com/search?safe=...y-ab..3.16.1449.0..0i131k1j0i20k1.Podm3U6wR-A

#Pray4Fox
 
Why Your Team Sucks is back, starting with the Browns http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cleveland-browns-1797293528 <3

We’re more likely to use four quarterbacks than we are to win four games. Far more likely.

I’m from Germany and therefore relatively new to football. I was also absolutely free to choose any team in the league. Somehow, I ended up being a Browns fan owning, among other merchandise, a Johnny Manziel shirsey.

Fast forward to last Christmas Eve aka the day the 2016 Browns won their only game of the season against a team that now doesn’t even exist anymore. I was already properly shitfaced (in Germany, Christmas Eve is basically like Thanksgiving). I then forced the rest of my family to watch a sport they don’t care for played by two horrible teams and, much worse, to witness me running around the Christmas tree like a madman because a team owned by notorious criminal Jimmy Haslam won its first and only game of the season in week 16. In all of my cheerfulness (THEY MISSED THE KICK!!! THEY MISSED THE KICK!!!, or rather: ICH WERDE BEKLOPPT! VORBEI! DANEBEN!) I decided to load up on booze even more and ended up barfing my guts out. Somehow, I now think of Christmas 2016 as more depressing than Christmas 2015, when my grandfather died on December 23rd. Fuck me and fuck the Browns.

this franchise is the NFL’s version of the 76ers, but no one actually trusts the process

A guy with most of his hand blown off managed to pick-6 us, and that wasn’t even the biggest anti-highlight of the season.

The greatest gift LeBron ever gave is never having to give a shit about Cleveland sports ever again.

It’s possible that FirstEnergy Stadium, where the Browns gather eight Sundays a year to exacerbate the depression of northeast Ohio, is possibly built with the same materials as Grenfell apartment building in London. I can’t think of a better metaphor for this franchise.

Kyrie Irving thinks the Earth is flat, wants to live in a commune and leave LeBron James to go play for the Knicks, and I’d still trust him more than any decision Jimmy Haslam makes.
 

chuckddd

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Schefter tweet:

Steelers signed OT Alejandro Villanueva to a four-year deal, per source.

That's my war hero left tackle! TOCry.gif
 

Soroc

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Boston sports fans have an eternal persecution complex

Yeah I mean its flattering that even with the Jets in a total rebuild, Pats fans still can't get the Jets out of their mind. I'm just curious what it takes to manipulate Google that way, does it cost money? Just curious how sad the person was to do it. Although since I think WEEI or barstool broke the story, they probably did it themselves lol
 

Tall4Life

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I wonder if it was so much shitposting of "tom brady owns the jets" that google took that as the most likely answer to the search "owner of the jets"
 
Yeah I mean its flattering that even with the Jets in a total rebuild, Pats fans still can't get the Jets out of their mind. I'm just curious what it takes to manipulate Google that way, does it cost money? Just curious how sad the person was to do it. Although since I think WEEI or barstool broke the story, they probably did it themselves lol
It's not that serious
 

Bread

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hot cheetos are huge right now in california

they're putting them in burritos, i'm not sure how i feel about that.
 
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