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The Road to Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas

2023-2024 Schedule

2023-2024 Standings​

AMERICAN FOOTBALL CONFERENCE

AFC EAST	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Miami Dolphinsx	11	4	0	0.733	463	314	149	7 - 1 - 0	4 - 3 - 0	4 - 1 - 0	0.800	7 - 3 - 0	0.700	4 - 1 - 0	2W	4 - 1 - 0
Buffalo Bills	9	6	0	0.600	403	276	127	6 - 2 - 0	3 - 4 - 0	2 - 2 - 0	0.500	5 - 5 - 0	0.500	4 - 1 - 0	3W	4 - 1 - 0
New York Jets	6	9	0	0.400	231	315	-84	4 - 5 - 0	2 - 4 - 0	1 - 4 - 0	0.200	3 - 7 - 0	0.300	3 - 2 - 0	1W	2 - 3 - 0
New England Patriots	4	11	0	0.267	212	322	-110	1 - 7 - 0	3 - 4 - 0	2 - 2 - 0	0.500	4 - 6 - 0	0.400	0 - 5 - 0	1W	2 - 3 - 0

AFC NORTH	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Baltimore Ravensx	12	3	0	0.800	417	244	173	5 - 2 - 0	7 - 1 - 0	3 - 2 - 0	0.600	7 - 3 - 0	0.700	5 - 0 - 0	5W	5 - 0 - 0
Cleveland Browns	10	5	0	0.667	345	311	34	7 - 1 - 0	3 - 4 - 0	3 - 2 - 0	0.600	7 - 3 - 0	0.700	3 - 2 - 0	3W	3 - 2 - 0
Pittsburgh Steelers	8	7	0	0.533	257	291	-34	5 - 4 - 0	3 - 3 - 0	4 - 1 - 0	0.800	6 - 5 - 0	0.545	2 - 2 - 0	1W	2 - 3 - 0
Cincinnati Bengals	8	7	0	0.533	318	345	-27	5 - 3 - 0	3 - 4 - 0	0 - 5 - 0	0.000	3 - 7 - 0	0.300	5 - 0 - 0	1L	3 - 2 - 0

AFC SOUTH	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Jacksonville Jaguars	8	7	0	0.533	331	343	-12	3 - 5 - 0	5 - 2 - 0	4 - 1 - 0	0.800	6 - 5 - 0	0.545	2 - 2 - 0	4L	1 - 4 - 0
Indianapolis Colts	8	7	0	0.533	354	372	-18	3 - 4 - 0	5 - 3 - 0	3 - 2 - 0	0.600	6 - 4 - 0	0.600	2 - 3 - 0	1L	3 - 2 - 0
Houston Texans	8	7	0	0.533	328	331	-3	5 - 3 - 0	3 - 4 - 0	2 - 2 - 0	0.500	5 - 5 - 0	0.500	3 - 2 - 0	1L	2 - 3 - 0
Tennessee Titans	5	10	0	0.333	274	321	-47	4 - 4 - 0	1 - 6 - 0	0 - 4 - 0	0.000	3 - 7 - 0	0.300	2 - 3 - 0	2L	2 - 3 - 0

AFC WEST	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Kansas City Chiefs	9	6	0	0.600	333	265	68	4 - 4 - 0	5 - 2 - 0	3 - 2 - 0	0.600	7 - 3 - 0	0.700	2 - 3 - 0	1L	2 - 3 - 0
Las Vegas Raiders	7	8	0	0.467	285	294	-9	5 - 3 - 0	2 - 5 - 0	3 - 2 - 0	0.600	5 - 5 - 0	0.500	2 - 3 - 0	2W	2 - 3 - 0
Denver Broncos	7	8	0	0.467	327	377	-50	4 - 4 - 0	3 - 4 - 0	2 - 2 - 0	0.500	4 - 6 - 0	0.400	3 - 2 - 0	2L	2 - 3 - 0
Los Angeles Chargers	5	10	0	0.333	325	369	-44	2 - 6 - 0	3 - 4 - 0	1 - 3 - 0	0.250	3 - 7 - 0	0.300	2 - 3 - 0	3L	1 - 4 - 0

NATIONAL FOOTBALL CONFERENCE

NFC EAST	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Philadelphia Eaglesx	11	4	0	0.733	392	366	26	6 - 1 - 0	5 - 3 - 0	4 - 1 - 0	0.800	7 - 3 - 0	0.700	4 - 1 - 0	1W	2 - 3 - 0
Dallas Cowboysx	10	5	0	0.667	451	286	165	7 - 0 - 0	3 - 5 - 0	4 - 1 - 0	0.800	7 - 3 - 0	0.700	3 - 2 - 0	2L	3 - 2 - 0
New York Giants	5	10	0	0.333	214	371	-157	3 - 3 - 0	2 - 7 - 0	2 - 3 - 0	0.400	4 - 6 - 0	0.400	1 - 4 - 0	2L	3 - 2 - 0
Washington Commanders	4	11	0	0.267	309	453	-144	1 - 5 - 0	3 - 6 - 0	0 - 5 - 0	0.000	2 - 8 - 0	0.200	2 - 3 - 0	6L	0 - 5 - 0

NFC NORTH	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Detroit Lionsxz	11	4	0	0.733	412	355	57	5 - 2 - 0	6 - 2 - 0	3 - 2 - 0	0.600	7 - 3 - 0	0.700	4 - 1 - 0	2W	3 - 2 - 0
Minnesota Vikings	7	8	0	0.467	314	299	15	2 - 5 - 0	5 - 3 - 0	2 - 2 - 0	0.500	6 - 4 - 0	0.600	1 - 4 - 0	2L	1 - 4 - 0
Green Bay Packers	7	8	0	0.467	333	331	2	4 - 3 - 0	3 - 5 - 0	2 - 2 - 0	0.500	5 - 5 - 0	0.500	2 - 3 - 0	1W	3 - 2 - 0
Chicago Bears	6	9	0	0.400	314	345	-31	4 - 3 - 0	2 - 6 - 0	2 - 3 - 0	0.400	5 - 5 - 0	0.500	1 - 4 - 0	1W	3 - 2 - 0

NFC SOUTH	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	8	7	0	0.533	326	302	24	4 - 3 - 0	4 - 4 - 0	3 - 1 - 0	0.750	6 - 4 - 0	0.600	2 - 3 - 0	4W	4 - 1 - 0
Atlanta Falcons	7	8	0	0.467	287	288	-1	5 - 3 - 0	2 - 5 - 0	3 - 2 - 0	0.600	4 - 6 - 0	0.400	3 - 2 - 0	1W	3 - 2 - 0
New Orleans Saints	7	8	0	0.467	331	297	34	4 - 3 - 0	3 - 5 - 0	2 - 2 - 0	0.500	4 - 6 - 0	0.400	3 - 2 - 0	1L	2 - 3 - 0
Carolina Panthers	2	13	0	0.133	236	381	-145	2 - 5 - 0	0 - 8 - 0	1 - 4 - 0	0.200	1 - 10 - 0	0.091	1 - 3 - 0	1L	1 - 4 - 0

NFC WEST	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
San Francisco 49ersxz	11	4	0	0.733	444	267	177	5 - 2 - 0	6 - 2 - 0	5 - 0 - 0	1.000	9 - 1 - 0	0.900	2 - 3 - 0	1L	4 - 1 - 0
Los Angeles Rams	8	7	0	0.533	357	332	25	5 - 3 - 0	3 - 4 - 0	4 - 1 - 0	0.800	6 - 4 - 0	0.600	2 - 3 - 0	2W	4 - 1 - 0
Seattle Seahawks	8	7	0	0.533	320	352	-32	5 - 2 - 0	3 - 5 - 0	1 - 4 - 0	0.200	6 - 5 - 0	0.545	2 - 2 - 0	2W	2 - 3 - 0
Arizona Cardinals	3	12	0	0.200	275	403	-128	2 - 5 - 0	1 - 7 - 0	0 - 5 - 0	0.000	2 - 8 - 0	0.200	1 - 4 - 0	2L	1 - 4 - 0

2023 NFL Draft Picks

 

[ThatStupidLion]

LFG!

Expecting great things out of tonights game.

gmen got so utterly embarrassed last night on the national stage. Hilariously painful.

 

[German Hops]

Let's get it, Cowboys nation !!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I bet you can guess the one guy who voted for the Vikings. They won't actually win of course but I figured I'd put that energy out there. I just want them to get one before I die.

 

[AJUMP23]

I am calling the 49es to win.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

Watching Nick Chubb run the ball is basically our Super Bowl.

 

[Thaedolus]

CTRL F “Raiders”

 

[DeepEnigma]

CTRL F “Raiders”

Can only fit 25 unfortunately, so I went with the top 25 NFL.com Power Rankings.

 

[demigod]

Sweet, passball is back boyz.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Sweet, passball is back boyz.

Sure is!

Tua Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill put up historic Week 1 numbers to rally Dolphins past Chargers

Tua Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill and the Miami Dolphins aren’t going to lose many track meets. They didn’t on Sunday, as Tagovailoa returned to action, Hill reaffirmed his status as one of league’s most dangerous gamebreakers and the two combined for some

www.nfl.com

Tagovailoa triumphantly returned to the tune of 466 yards on 28-of-45 passing with three touchdowns and a 110.0 rating. Hill caught a pair of those touchdowns to go with 11 receptions and a mind-spinning 215 yards.

 

[Thaedolus]

I think my buddy and I will head to Vegas for the season finale against the Broncos…we were going to do it a couple years ago but then the Gruden e-mails came out where he called Goodell the f-slur and I was like welp cancel that reservation this season’s officially fucked.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Hard to not bet on the 49ers to win it all this year. They look like the most complete team, as expected.

 

[German Hops]

A plate of nachos tonight while watching Aaron Rodgers vs Jake Allen.

This should be a good one, gentlemen.

 

[DeaDPo0L84]

My Saints in typical Saints fashion won a nail biter, glad to get past the week 1 jitters.

 

[Thaedolus]

My Saints in typical Saints fashion won a nail biter, glad to get past the week 1 jitters.

Treat my boi Carr right…I’m rooting for him to get a ring someday

 

[NickFire]

A plate of nachos tonight while watching Aaron Rodgers vs Jake Allen.

This should be a good one, gentlemen.

The Jets sure are interesting this year. I'm split down the middle between:

1) Are they going to be a juggernaut?
and
2) Are these the same old Jets now helmed by a guy who talked himself out of retirement in a dark cave?

The only thing I am certain of is that nothing I wrote in this post was facetious.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Watching Nick Chubb run the ball is basically our Super Bowl.

Can you imagine being that strong? Dayum!

 

[Lunarorbit]

What is that amon St brown touch down dance?

Is he shaking presents?
Doing it doggy style?

 

[DeepEnigma]

What is that amon St brown touch down dance?

Is he shaking presents?
Doing it doggy style?

Yes.

 

[DeaDPo0L84]

Treat my boi Carr right…I’m rooting for him to get a ring someday

Me too...cause he's my QB now lol.

Also he's getting the same treatment as Brees, which is to say he's going to be quite happy. The New Orleans fanbase is pretty loyal, especially when compared to the Raiders fanbase.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Yes.

So dick in a box basically?


My Pats looked ok; actually ran a functional offense and even had hurry up which was unthinkable last season with Patricia.

Jordan love had a day. Prudy dick smacked Patrick Peterson. What the fuck happened to the Giants?

 

[German Hops]

What the fuck happened to the Giants?

They were not prepared to start the season.
Most likely a coaching issue.

 

[j0hnnix]

What the fuck happened to the Giants?

They found out what it was to hit a brick wall.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Pagusas]

God damnit, I needed you to play 60% of the snaps rodgers! not 0.0000001%

 

[bender]

What the fuck happened to the Giants?

The lion is always hungry.

 

[j0hnnix]

Rodgers saw the Cowboys D highlights and decided to take time off.

 

[MastAndo]

 

[12Goblins]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[drganon]

Panthers off to a great start.

 

[M.W.]

lol Bills

lol Rodgers

 

[ThatStupidLion]

That was wild

Week 1: Rodgersless Edition

 

[German Hops]

Man, that Jets offensive line is as strong as a plate of spaghetti.

My condolences.

I was so hyped, too.

 

[bender]

Lumberjack wins the game.

 

[German Hops]

Will Greenberg be ok?

 

[AJUMP23]

After watching hard knocks that jets ending was poetic.

 

[German Hops]

After watching hard knocks that jets ending was poetic.

You seriously watched hard knocks?

 

[AJUMP23]

You seriously watched hard knocks?

I did. First time ever lunch thief.

 

[German Hops]

I did. First time ever lunch thief.

Yikes.

 

[AJUMP23]

Yikes.

Yucks.

 

[German Hops]

Yucks.

That describes your viewing habits, indeed.

 

[AJUMP23]

That describes your viewing habits, indeed.

I don’t think your judgement is something to take seriously. You’re hilarious but I will not be affected by your takes.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

RIP AA Ron, that's likely to be season ending. Might be career ending if he decides not to try and come back when he's 40 next year

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Fuck the jets. Fuck the jets. Fuck the jets. Fuck the jets.

 

[German Hops]

This is an amazing opportunity for Zach Wilson.
He gets his starting job back (quickly) and he'll still have the tutelage of Aaron Rodgers.

 

[Nobody_Important]

I feel so bad for Jets fans. They had all training camp and preseason to get hyped only to be IMMEDIATELY fucked by the football gods. I'd say thats the worst to happen to a team in years, but Broncos fans last year were able to experience similar hype however they had to suffer the pain of their star QB sucking balls all season with no reprieve other than when he got his brains scrambled.



Jets fans at least had their hopes dashed immediately. A clean cut rather than a lingering wound.

 

[NickFire]

Jets should take a shot at getting Lance today if they haven’t already. Their defense is worth trying to salvage the season. And Cowboys have to be happy enough with Week 1 to consider trading Lance.

 

[Smiggs]

Jets should take a shot at getting Lance today if they haven’t already. Their defense is worth trying to salvage the season. And Cowboys have to be happy enough with Week 1 to consider trading Lance.

Oh hell no, they need to get Cooper Rush. Lance hasn't proven anything yet, other than getting injured as soon as he took over the reigns for the Niners.