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[TheDanger]

...shovels shit in my face.

~ Ken Rosenberg - GTA Vice City

This is like the most memorable game line of all time to me, it's just fucking awesome.

Post your favorite gaming quotes.

 

[spons]

You know, Ellie...

 

[sixteen-bit]

"You know, Ellie, we trully are the last of us"

 

[kqedequalsvolvo]

"WEISS! YOU DUMBASS!".

 

[TheDanger]

here we fucking go, that Game of Thrones reference really revived this meme.

 

[Rellik]

Man, that game has not aged well.

 

[Zeta Oni]

"What is your purpose here, Arisen? If you sought to live you had naught but run and hide yourself away. But then, tell me, child of man... what does it mean to live in truth? To wage war against the passing days? To pray to the unseen for a few breaths more? To raise grand cities from stone, and spawn new life in turn? Mankind has done this, yes, and more. But is the tapestry you weave truly of your own design?"

Grigori, Dragon's Dogma.

 

[TheInternetNomad]

that brings back memories

 

[Nugg]

"Do you want me to get my dick out again?" -- Trevor, GTA V

 

[kromeo]

"WEISS! YOU DUMBASS!".

Was so annoying having to listen to that every time you start the game up..

 

[mclem]

Bernard, float over here so I can punch you.

(Hoagie, Day of the Tentacle)

 

[TheDanger]

Man, that game has not aged well.

on PC in 1080p, with widescreen fix and 60 fps fix mods it doesn't look half bad to me, actually quite clean. The gameplay is timeless to me, but that may be subjectve.

Also speedrunning Vice City is pretty great provided you don't do the ssu thing that lets you complete the game in like 10 minutes (I know it's probably hard still).

 

[bjork]

"Before you die, I'm going to tell you a little secret just to make it so you really don't want to die."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRhDmUzWuBI#t=3m42s

 

[13ruce]

"GYAH HA HA! I'ma remix your face!"

"BLGRRARGH! You can't handle my spicy wasabi beats!"
Both from DJ Octavio.

Callie: “I just saw a SUPER fresh car drive by! I want it!”
Marie: “Didn't you just fail your driving test last week?”

Callie: “I... Um... Uh... Stay fresh?”
Marie: “Can somebody please fix the teleprompter?!”
(both from Squid Sisters)

From Splatoon.

 

[Blobbers]

In philosophy
Professor asks me about the concept of evil
Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

 

[MultiCore]

Bernard, float over here so I can punch you.

(Hoagie, Day of the Tentacle)

"Hands off that hamster!"

 

[Megatron]

I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why this isn't a great line.

 

[mindatlarge]

Pretty much any line of dialog spoken by Barry in the first Resident Evil.

"You were almost a Jill sandwich" is pretty iconic too.

 

[TheDanger]

In philosophy
Professor asks me about the concept of evil
Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

that's awesome, must have felt good.

 

[DemWalls]

"Fuck yeah! Summon the bitches!" - Witcher Eskel, 1272

 

[Bedameister]

"What does this say you little whore"

-Atlas Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea Episode 2

 

[NickatNite]

"Your Dad Likes it up the Ass"

 

[TheDanger]

"Your Dad Likes it up the Ass"

lmao classic, Niko is really funny sometimes.

 

[Acquiescence]

"I've got balls of steel."

Said by B.J. Blazkowicz in Doom.

 

[GeoramA]

"I told myself: Mario, take it easy!"

 

[Blam]

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.

 

[TheDanger]

"I've got balls of steel."

Said by B.J. Blazkowicz in Doom.

Doom? wut?

 

[Acquiescence]

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.

Yeah that line was great... in They Live.

 

[TheDanger]

"I told myself: Mario, take it easy!"

I never asked your sister out man.

 

[kqedequalsvolvo]

Doom? wut?

Thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[Nugg]

Doom? wut?

 

[Splatt]

"Hi my name is Jon Champion; And this is Jim Beglin"

-Any PES

 

[TheDanger]

Thatsthejoke.jpg

edit: I'm a moron

 

[purseowner]

'You crack me up little buddy' - Sam & Max

 

[NickatNite]

I don't get it :/

the quote is from Duke Nukem

 

[Linkstrikesback]

In philosophy
Professor asks me about the concept of evil
Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

Lol, can never tell if these stories are things that actually happen, but they do always sound good.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Thou seeketh soul power, dost thou not?

Then touch the demon inside me!

😊😊😊

 

[snowsabre93]

"I'm sweating like a hooker in church" - Victor Sullivan;

"You took a hooker to church??" - Nate

Man, I seriously loved the dialogue in those games so much. The banter back and forth between those two was great.

 

[Acquiescence]

the quote is from Duke Nukem

You mean Quake right?

 

[arturo2666]

Nier: Automata Route B

Spoiler

"You're thinking about how much you want to **** 2B, aren't you?"

 

[SonicVolcano]

Basically everything by Max Payne. Lots of dark humour and nice use of metaphors.

 

[Archtreyz]

Pretty much any line of dialog spoken by Barry in the first Resident Evil.

"What is it?"

 

[Blobbers]

"Soul of the mind, key to life's ether. Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel. Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. So the world might be mended."

If you don't know this quote by heart, you haven't played enough Demon's Souls.

"That and a quarter'll get you twenty five cents" - Victor goddamn Sullivan
"No shit, long hidden" - Victor goddamn Sullivan

 

[TheDanger]

Basically everything by Max Payne. Lots of dark humour and nice use of metaphors.

Nothing like the view of extreme poverty to make a penthouse party really swing.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

them white boys had me on crystal meth

 

[Screaming Meat]

Basically everything by Max Payne. Lots of dark humour and nice use of metaphors.

"I felt compelled to give Vlad his gun back...

...ONE BULLET AT A TIME."

 

[LeleSocho]

-It's been a while brother...
--Who are you?
-You know who i am!
--Liquid?
-Not so young anymore eh Snake? You're drowning in time! I know what it's like brother. No wonder Naomi passed you over for the foxdie program...
---OUT! get out of my mind Liquid!
-The price of physical prodigy, few more more years and you'll be another dead clone of the old man, Our raw materials are vintage brother, Big Boss was in his late fifties when they created his copies... but i... i live on.. through this arm!
--Liquid's arm?

 

[NickatNite]

You mean Quake right?

Wait what?

 

[guybrushfreeman]

A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream......

 

[ShadowSoldier89]

"We're FAMILY, Kevin!" -Ries Argent Trails in the Sky The Third
"Goodbye, Estelle" -Joshua Bright Trails in the Sky FC

Neither stand up much on their own, but in context...they really stick.

"People are capable of kindness beyond angels, yet we also commit sins that would put a demon to shame..." -Raogrimm Final Fantasy XI