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[nkarafo]

Pretty sure it wasn't already in the toilet. A little black thing that looked like a lice. It was very small, i had to get it out with some toilet paper and inspect it up close to see it clearly. Oh and it was alive and well, in all it's crawling and twitching glory.

Can bed bugs or other parasites crawl in the urethra while you are asleep? It's either that or i'm jumping in the nearest fire.

 

[Tagg9]

Please just go and see a doctor, you won't get any useful advice here...

 

[Verelios]

I would go see a doctor immediately, but that's just me.

 

[Poppy]

maybe you shot it out of the air

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

You found the other way to get a Yeerk out of your body

 

[RadioJoNES64]

Congrats on the baby.

 

[Fancolors]

go see a doctor

 

[chrisPjelly]

Your first instinct was to grab it out of the urine water????

But srsly see a doctor if you have any discomfort. It could also have come from your pubic hair.

 

[Protome]

Bed bugs get pretty big, you'd notice one in your urethra.

Spoiler

A sentence I never thought I'd have to type.

Go see a doctor, like what did you expect the responses here to be? "Dw OP, happens all the time."

 

[clarknova156]

Better than having a hook fish stuck in your dick hole.

 

[Eusis]

Other than seeing your doctor... you'd probably be more observant after the fact than before too. So you might have noticed it afterwards since you were staring down in the bowl, presumably, or it just managed to land there mid-stream.

 

[FUME5]

You would feel something crawling around in your urethra.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

You share that dick

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Oh come on. Insects don't live in dicks.

 

[Diabelli]

It was probably already in the toilet. Could have dropped from the ceiling, or from the underside of the bowl. I mean, go for a piss again and see if there are any more. Chances are it probably wasn't hiding in you penis, but I'm not a doctor.

 

[perfectchaos007]

There's a 90% chance it didn't come from your urethra. It could have been trapped in your undies and fell out into the bowl when you pulled them down. If you have free healthcare then sure go to the doctor because what do you have to lose?

 

[whiteninja]

Do you have pets? maybe a flea jumped in there really quick.

 

[Drazgul]

Pretty sure it wasn't already in the toilet.

Still far more likely than it coming out of your junk, unless it starts happening regularly I wouldn't think twice about it.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

That dick ain't yours anymore. Might as well cut it off before the doctor does.

 

[Hektor]

Note to self, breedling Specimen NR. 273, first sign of breeding recorded. Everything according to plan.

 

[B.O.O.M]

Aliens: Porn Parody

 

[titiklabingapat]

Serious question but have you been smoking meth? Being convinced that tiny bug crawling on the skin/under the skin/inside you is one of the side effects of it.

If not, go to the doctor ASAP.

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

It was already in the bowl and you just didn't notice.

No one pisses insects.

 

[veryslowhand]

That didn't came out of you , already in the paper-water.

 

[SOR5]

OP got me checkin' for dick bugs

 

[nkarafo]

Go see a doctor, like what did you expect the responses here to be? "Dw OP, happens all the time."

Maybe it's something known, i don't know...

Serious question but have you been smoking meth?.

No. The most unhealthy thing i do is i eat a lot of junk food.

 

[RumblingRosco]

You know those parasites that crawl into a fish's mouth, eat the fish's tongue, and then permanently live in the fish's mouth acting as a parasitic version of a tongue?

That's your penis.

 

[dlauv]

You found the other way to get a Yeerk out of your body

I see you.

 

[ElyrionX]

The OT is on fire today goddamn

 

[KarneeKarnay]

Call a priest to meet you at Hospital.

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

Just to be sure piss in a (clean) glass next time you need to go. You'll see nothing unusual.

 

[I Stalk Alone]

 

[JCHandsom]

Oh come on. Insects don't live in dicks.

Or do they

 

[Sojgat]

You itchy? Might be crabs. You'd think you would notice though.

 

[Engell]

Pictures??? 😨

 

[Nevasleep]

Have you ever used a public toilet without covering the seat in toilet tissue?

 

[Stinkles]

Relax. Probably just a juvenile Candiru.

But in order of serious answer:

1. Occams razor its a carpet beetle larvae that was in your underwear or the toilet.

2. If you have no other symptoms just keep an eye on it.

 

[DeathyBoy]

Go and see a doctor.

Then live update this thread with their responses.

 

[yogloo]

Or do they

They do.

Spoiler

no. Do they?

 

[Hektor]

Just to be sure piss in a (clean) glass next time you need to go. You'll see nothing unusual.

But what if he does

 

[ponpo]

Can people stop making disgusting medical problem threads

 

[GKSilKamina]

Gonna take a wild guess and say it was already in the toilet but you didn't notice it.

 

[Don Draper's Hat]

But what if he does

Then he needs a better dishwasher.

 

[Horse Detective]

Sounds normal to me

 

[Plover]

You found the other way to get a Yeerk out of your body

Neerd.

Spoiler

There are dozens of us!

 

[Fallout-NL]

I think it's highly unlikely that it really came out of your Johnson. If it happens again, go see a doctor.

 

[Volimar]

It was already in the bowl and you just didn't notice.

No one pisses insects.

You don't know my life.

 

[danowat]

Crabs?, bed bugs?, lice?

Maybe it just feel off your pubic area, rather than out of your urethra.

http://www.ourhealth.com/conditions/urinary-conditions/little-black-bugs-in-toilet-after-urination

 

[Auto_aim1]

Do a routine urine test and take it to a Nephrologist or Urologist.

 

[Possumowner]

😨 please see a doctor