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[keuja]

You're hitting puberty, that's normal.

 

[whitehawk]

This is why we shouldn't circumsize people.

 

[Auto_aim1]

Maybe it was only one and now it's gone. Not a whole colony or something of them multiplying in your bladder.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Big things have small beginnings.

 

[Gravy Boat]

Are you circumcised? If not maybe it was just chilling under your foreskin.

 

[andythinkpad]

This is the plot of next Ripley/Lindelof Alien presequel.

 

[Locke562]

How can you not provide a picture?

 

[Daffy Duck]

Sounds like the start of an 80's body horror film.

 

[Spiritual_Chaos]

The crab louse or pubic louse (Pthirus pubis) is an insect that is an obligate ectoparasite of humans, feeding exclusively on blood.[1] The crab louse usually is found in the person's pubic hair.

?

 

[Meadows]

No way that thing would be able to stay alive in your bladder or urethra

 

[DoomGyver]

Be a good host, OP.

 

[Shadax the wizard]

Cockroach 🤔

 

[LeroyPantwether]

?

Probably this, though youd think op would have noticed before now.

 

[MarkMclovin]

It was already in the bowl and you just didn't notice.

No one pisses insects.

Yeah I've taken a piss and a spider has fallen down making it look like I pissed it out. Certainly made me think twice though.

Apparently we swallow 8 spiders a year or something. Maybe one of them could crawl up your pee hole.

 

[Marvel]

Great thread to read with breakfast.

 

[sfedai0]

Do insects normally live in dicks? No, but after learning about eels that have xenomoprh jaws and parasites that take control of their host bodies......anything is possible.

 

[danowat]

Cockroach 🤔

It's not the same guy who ate Cockroach eggs in his take out is it?

 

[superfly]

 

[Preezy]

Ignore all these fools, don't go and see a doctor. Just cut off your penis and send it to me in a pre-paid envelope. I'll have your results back in 3-14 weeks.

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

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[LookAtMeGo]

Crabs

 

[jesu]

Probably just parasites living inside you.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

MargueriteBaker.jpg

 

[womfalcs3]

Are you circumcised? If not maybe it was just chilling under your foreskin.

Wash your dick regularly, OP.

 

[jiiikoo]

You're the host to some lovely alien babies. Be a proud daddy and take them out to dinner.

 

[Javier23]

...

Some of us may wanna watch that and may not have gotten there yet, fuckwit.

 

[City 17]

Infested

 

[Dazza]

There's a 90% chance it didn't come from your urethra. It could have been trapped in your undies and fell out into the bowl when you pulled them down. If you have free healthcare then sure go to the doctor because what do you have to lose?

This, oh and unless it's like common hair lice or something a normal doctor will have no idea what the hell it is. You'd have more luck with a veterinarian, no joke, since they they seem infestations far more often. Bag it and take it in if you're really worried. I wouldn't myself unless you have more solid reason to.

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

Some of us may wanna watch that and may not have gotten there yet, fuckwit.

That's actually just as much on me as it is them, sorry. I'll get rid of my response so it doesn't give away the context for where it came from.

 

[Syder]

Who the fuck would admit to this on the internet...

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Congrats OP, your Aburame clan powers have awaken.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Stream the doctor visit

 

[Peccavi]

Believe me, you would know if you had actually passed that thing.

 

[Antiwhippy]

It's just the eclipse bug. Don't worry about it.

 

[Szadek]

It seems highly unlikely that the bug was actually inside of you,so it's probably nothing.
Still, if you notice anything wrong in that area, you should visit a doctor asap, just to be sure.

 

[Murkas]

You're supposed to clean the fleshlight after every use.

 

[NonexistentK]

you have to watch the documentary called "Prometheus", like right now.

 

[BeforeU]

Dude how sure are you that it actually came from inside of your penis? If you are 100% about that part then definitely see a doctor. Just so you know, regular insect can't live in your body for too long.

 

[neoemonk]

Not what I wanted to see when I woke up today.

 

[gatling]

This is what they mean when they tell women birth control doesn't protect you from everything. :[

 

[TyrantII]

Oh come on. Insects don't live in dicks.

Nope. Fish do.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160104-does-the-candiru-fish-really-eat-human-penises

 

[Johndoey]

A. Probably already in the toilet.

B. If you're worried go see a damn doctor.

 

[ATXAlchemy]

OP, please update us after your consultation with the doctors. Or insect experts.

 

[superfly]

Some of us may wanna watch that and may not have gotten there yet, fuckwit.

Getting antsy over something that was shown 2 months ago. Wow.

 

[Shinypogs]

Neerd.

Spoiler

There are dozens of us!

I'm not alone 0-0.

 

[Raptomex]

Get the fuck out of here and go see a doctor. I think I would pass out if that happened to me. Damn.

 

[Dunlop]

I'm not clear on what a doctor would be expected to do or test for in this scenario?

Pretty sure it was in the bowl, underwear or pubes.

 

[old manatee]

maybe you shot it out of the air

We all know that op doesn't produce a strong enough stream of urine for that.

 

[Nokagi]

You been pissing in any lakes or rivers? Cause a wise man once said..

"Don't take a piss. Bugs will swarm right up through your dick".- Thomas Beckett

 

[Red]

Sounds like you went outside during the eclipse, OP.