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[Oreoleo]

Apparently we swallow 8 spiders a year or something. Maybe one of them could crawl up your pee hole.

That's actually not true. Its a fake fact that was made up to show how quickly/easily misinformation can spread.

 

[Seganomics]

Chill dude, its just a wee-vil

 

[old manatee]

Yeah I've taken a piss and a spider has fallen down making it look like I pissed it out. Certainly made me think twice though.

Apparently we swallow 8 spiders a year or something. Maybe one of them could crawl up your pee hole.

We eat 8 spiders a year!? That's crazy. I'm going to tell a bunch of people.

 

[Previous]

I think at this point we need to seriously consider having a Toilet |OT|.

 

[DriftedPlanet]

Can people stop making disgusting medical problem threads

If they do then there'll be no one to tell them to go see a damn doctor. Necessary evil.

 

[DeathyBoy]

I think at this point we need to seriously consider having a Toilet |OT|.

What a load of crap.

 

[7Th]

http://symptomchecker.webmd.com/mul...-parasites&symptomids=107|522&locations=35|35

 

[ced]

What's more likely?

He pissed out an insect that was somehow living in his bladder or other part, or an insect just fell in the toilet while he was peeing? I mean come on...

 

[andythinkpad]

What's more likely?

He pissed out an insect that was somehow living in his bladder or other part, or an insect just fell in the toilet while he was peeing? I mean come on...

Only one way to find out.

Spoiler

Video record the next 50 piss sessions

 

[JigglesBunny]

See a doctor. Immediately.

Congrats on experiencing the miracle of child birth though.

 

[zeemumu]

Did it look like an earwig?

Within the first three days without treatment, the host will become completely withdrawn and immobile due to the extreme pain of new bone growth coupled with difficulty breathing. At this point, the subject's body will begin the final stage of transformation into a "bone hive": having concealed itself in its new home, the body of the host will huddle in a foetal position. Entire portions of the skeletal structure will shift along [DATA EXPUNGED] until the host body is roughly spherical in nature and reduced to 3/4 its original size. New bone protrusions will continue to grow and, if possible, anchor the body permanently to its new location. The skeletal structure is almost completely unrecognizable, having been converted to a round "cage" to protect the internal organs and colony.

 

[Alebrije]

If you do not feel a color change or extrange odor on your urine maybe the insect was outside you while this happened.

Check your urine all day and se for physical changes

This is the color of regular urine

If you are sure it came from inside you go see a doctor ASAP.

 

[Darth Pinche]

How was this not the first reply? Also after seeing a billion other fuzzy versions, this HD goodness is like a balm to my soul

 

[Lamel]

It's HIV.

 

[DeployThatPizza]

Go see a doctor.

 

[itwasTuesday]

OP, did you pee in the water?
https://youtu.be/0BtfM8FjQWI?t=44s

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Ever see a topic on GAF about something personal that leaves you thinking "why?" Well for me this is one of those topics.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

The bug did not come out of your dick and I don't think any doctor wants to spend time on this.

 

[Alebrije]

Pretty sure it wasn't already in the toilet. A little black thing that looked like a lice. It was very small, i had to get it out with some toilet paper and inspect it up close to see it clearly. Oh and it was alive and well, in all it's crawling and twitching glory.

Can bed bugs or other parasites crawl in the urethra while you are asleep? It's either that or i'm jumping in the nearest fire.

Op maybe you have lices on your pubic hair

 

[jetjevons]

Omg. Dead.

 

[takriel]

OP you dead yet?

 

[hughesta]

maybe you shot it out of the air

I laughed out loud

 

[Dynomutt]

Sometimes some threads really make me question the concept of hygiene on Gaf. Some of you would be terrible roommates. Good luck OP.

 

[Astral Dog]

Oh come on. Insects don't live in dicks.

Or they do 🤔

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

This is the GAFest thread I've seen in some time.

 

[RulkezX]

This is the GAFest thread I've seen in some time.

Nah it's fucking obvious people are trying too hard too post a Gaffy thread.

 

[Gattsu25]

It was already in the toilet before you began pissing.

To be safe, you should still see a doctor.

lol

 

[Messofanego]

Are you sure it wasn't just living on your pubic hair instead of inside your urethra?

 

[inner-G]

What if a wiener bug inseminates an egg? 🤔

Spider-man 2?

 

[Az]

It was probably on your balls or around and when you pissed and it fell in.

 

[thebeeks]

You found the other way to get a Yeerk out of your body

Now OP will never be a Visser

 

[VaultBoy101]

Most likely a garden variety cockwig.

 

[Brian_FETO]

Gotta be honest

This is pretty horrendous

I thought I had it bad when I cracked open my toothpaste one night and a spider flew into the sink

Spoiler

I didn't use the toothpaste

 

[Zach]

 

[daveo42]

I've seen this anime.

 

[Zaphod]

Please just go and see a doctor, you won't get any useful advice here...

You accurately preempted your own post.

 

[GameAddict411]

It probably fell from you pubic hair. Had sex recently? I seriously doubt an insect will survive in your bladder, and most parasites that live inside the body are not visible to the naked eye. Just saying.

 

[Reckless Abandon]

OP should obviously go to the doctor, but this thread has at least produced a number of lol-worthy posts. I'd just like to highlight two of them in particular:

Most likely a garden variety cockwig.

maybe you shot it out of the air

Bravo.

 

[marrec]

Bro you don't have bugs in your dick use a bit of critical thinking here.

 

[nkarafo]

To the people suggesting it fell from my pubic hair. I shave those clean like a porn star.

I also didn't have any sex the last few weeks (unlike a porn star) .

I monitored all my urine sessions after the incident. It's clean so far, no living things of any kind.

You are right though, i was probably wrong. Maybe it just fell from my hair or my clothes.

 

[Freezasaurus]

Just check WebMD.

Everything is cancer, of course.

Edit: holy shit there are actually results for this from Google. !!!!!

 

[KingV]

Do you sometimes avoid killing bugs?

 

[SugarDaddy]

Slap your dong out on the kitchen stove and be done with it, I wouldn't risk otherwise if I were you.

 

[Reverend Funk]

you just gave birth to an alien baby

 

[plagiarize]

Somehow I misread the thread title as 'So... there was a small insect in my morning urine blood.'

This didn't seem implausible for a 'Should I go see a Doctor or ask NeoGAF? I'll ask NeoGAF!' thread... but it still got me to read it again. Glad I did.

Still go see a Doctor.

 

[DeathPeak]

Do you get the same results when you ejaculate?

 

[gaiages]

Did it look like an earwig?

Why did I read this jesus christ

 

[StoneFox]

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

I come back only to see this ad...

 

[norm9]

I had a black beetle in my toilet last month. I think it came from the pigeon or rat that's living in my air vent above the toilet.