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The Black Culture Thread XX

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
Things I have yet to do despite being offered many times already:
Smoke Weed

Things I have done despite the fact I know I hate it:
Drink vodka and still not end up drunk
You in that cheap vodka stage. It'll pass. FYI there is great tequila out there.

Just keep rolling with the plastic bottle alcohol until you can get bougie.


And Jagermeister is trash, no matter her accent, the country or whatever those white people say. But beer pong is cool
 

Slayven

Member
You don't know how wild shit can get until you partied with white people.

You will find religion when you are the only black person in a car full of open containers and the driver suddenly tells you his license is suspended
 

LionPride

Banned
Guess what

I purposefully do not party with white people

They think coke and molly and shit is normal

And they drink shitty beer and what they call Hunch Punch up here aka whatever the fuck they wanted to put in some fucking bowl and give out to people and it'll get you fucked the fuck up
 

D i Z

Member
You're gonna have to change your name to Pookie messing around with these cokeheads

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Fucking around a getting your one good clubbing shirt all grimey.
 
I'll still never forget when my friends decided to celebrate the end of the semester by downing at least 20 jaegerbombs combined between the 4 of them. Got so bad I had to reassure my boy's girlfriend over the phone that he wasn't gonna die and I'd keep an eye on him. Then when we ended the call he got mad and accused me of hanging up on her, lmao
 
I'll still never forget when my friends decided to celebrate the end of the semester by downing at least 20 jaegerbombs combined between the 4 of them. Got so bad I had to reassure my boy's girlfriend over the phone that he wasn't gonna die and I'd keep an eye on him. Then when we ended the call he got mad and accused me of hanging up on her, lmao

Jaeger, Rumplemintz and Goldschlager,. drank way too much of that shit in college. Won't touch it now.
 

Skittles

Member
I remember chillin at a birthday party and this girl walks into the party, takes out a hit of acid from her bra, and then asks if anyone wants any
 
Grown ass white dude in Tomball Texas, outside the bowling alley when it closes has his tricked out truck then started blasting rap music....the censored versions so NoNikkas.jpg in the song
 

Beefy

Member
I gave up drinking to get drunk, because it is too damn expensive to get drunk because of my body mass. I use to have to have to drink like 10 pints, 5-8 shots of vodka and a 2-3 of Jagers to get drunk. So now I skip it all. Save money and don't end up acting a twat is a good thing.
 

LotusHD

Banned
I don't open he door for my own family lol

Lmao, my family would never go that far, but we hate when family members come unannounced. As for strangers, my parents have long taught me that there's generally no point in answering unless you're expecting something or someone. If you can recognize that said stranger is your neighbor, then go for it, but it's a case-by-case basis (i.e. Do I even like said neighbor)
 

Faustek

Member
heh, yeah University was wild. To wild sometimes.
My Nation(fraternity kinda) was old like really old and had to much money so it wasn't weird to see someone ride a horse inside those halls because why the fuck not? Break some old furniture from the 1700s because they wanted to make a campfire, inside. Only real annoying part was that so many thought I had the hookup to them *druuuuuuuuugs* because I was black...of course I knew the mules but they didn't need to know that.

Faustek, did those links work out for you ok?

Perfectly. Thanks again.

I never got invited to any parties by my white friends, I got a front-row seat to them
on Snapchat
tho

are they friends then?

Came across this cool vid of a barber with dem skills

That was cool.
 
Guess what

I purposefully do not party with white people

They think coke and molly and shit is normal

And they drink shitty beer and what they call Hunch Punch up here aka whatever the fuck they wanted to put in some fucking bowl and give out to people and it'll get you fucked the fuck up

I freely admit that every time I've been offered cocaine, it's been a white dude. Never taken, because why go down that road, but they've all also been so nonchalant about it too.
 
heh, yeah University was wild. To wild sometimes.
My Nation(fraternity kinda) was old like really old and had to much money so it wasn't weird to see someone ride a horse inside those halls because why the fuck not? Break some old furniture from the 1700s because they wanted to make a campfire, inside. Only real annoying part was that so many thought I had the hookup to them *druuuuuuuuugs* because I was black...of course I knew the mules but they didn't need to know that.



Perfectly. Thanks again.



are they friends then?



That was cool.

I got you fam.
 

Young Magus

Junior Member
Guess what

I purposefully do not party with white people

They think coke and molly and shit is normal

And they drink shitty beer and what they call Hunch Punch up here aka whatever the fuck they wanted to put in some fucking bowl and give out to people and it'll get you fucked the fuck up

Those reasons are why I stayed anti social in college.
I had a close group tho all poc tho

And whenever someone asked me why I don't/didn`t drink I just say "College White People"
 

Glasfrut

Neo Member
I do quite a fair bit of lurking here (although admittedly I am not sure if the following has been posted yet), but
I figured you guys might be interested in this trailer. The description calls it a fusion of "western influences, from classic to spaghetti and revisionist eras, into a contemporary South African drama".

A friend posted it on Facebook and I thought it looked cool enough to share here.
 

Johndoey

Banned
Newly unearthed ancient tomb with mummies unveiled in Egypt

Luxor, Egypt (CNN)Egyptian authorities unveiled a previously undiscovered ancient tomb belonging to a goldsmith and his wife near Luxor in southern Egypt on Saturday.

The tomb, at the Draa Abul Nagaa necropolis, contains "mummies, sarcophagi, statuettes, pots and other artifacts," according to Egypt's Ministry of Antiquities.
It belonged to Amenemhat -- which means the god "Amen Is In the Forefront" -- and his wife Amenhotep, said Mostafa Al-Waziri, who led the Egyptian team which unearthed the 3,500-year-old tomb.
While Amenhotep is usually a man's name, Waziri said, the team found references inside the tomb that indicated she was the lady of the house.
An entrance, uncovered in the courtyard of another tomb, leads to a squared chamber where, in a niche, Amenemhat is pictured with his wife in a partly damaged duo sandstone statue, Waziri said.
Between their legs is seen a little figure of their son. "The daughter, or as they used to refer (to daughters) 'the precious,' is usually the one pictured in this place. If the family have no daughters, they would take their daughter-in-law. It is unusual to see the son," said Waziri.
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All my college/party stories boil down to "I did something awful", not even interesting awful just banal shit.
 
So I'm sitting here deciding what kind of player I want to be in NBA 2k18 mycareer. The prelude can only be played once for some reason and I'm hesitant to make a decision. You get two primary skill types and together they determine your level caps including badge caps. So if I make a passing/handling 3 point shooting point guard like I want, that player will never have any hall of fame badges, which is bullshit to me. But if I make a pure 3 point shooter, he'll be able to upgrade 5 badges to hall of fame level. Again, you can only play through this once. I have a loaded bowl ready to fire and play this demo but I guess I'll just edit some footage in premier pro :-/



I do quite a fair bit of lurking here (although admittedly I am not sure if the following has been posted yet), but
I figured you guys might be interested in this trailer. The description calls it a fusion of "western influences, from classic to spaghetti and revisionist eras, into a contemporary South African drama".

A friend posted it on Facebook and I thought it looked cool enough to share here.

Yeah, that looks like it's right up my alley. Thanks.
 

Johndoey

Banned
The original Uncharted 4 concept of significantly reducing the amount of gunplay sounds like it could've been great and Elena having had a larger role sounds good.
 
Morning all. Anyone on here start playing Destiny 2?

I freely admit that every time I've been offered cocaine, it's been a white dude. Never taken, because why go down that road, but they've all also been so nonchalant about it too.

I still find it funny how many people I've come across who engage in that and just randomly ask if I'd like to partake.

I remember being asked at one of my first jobs as a teenager and only years later realizing what the girl was actually asking me at the time.

Black people know better than to offer coke to randoms. They don't have that privilege.

I laughed way to hard at this

Don't worry. Mario Odyssey comes out at the end of next month.

And that'll make everything better.

Boy have I got something to tell you about my thoughts on that
 
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