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How do I prank my friend?

TheMan

TheMan

Member
Buttered floor?

Classic.


OR
chop up his parents
Put them in chili
Feed him the chili
Lick his tears
 
A

Alienous

Member
Break into his room when he's not there, get naked, cover yourself in fake blood and lie down face first on his bed after writing "BECAUSE OF YOU" in fake blood with your finger on a A4 piece of paper, leaving it beside you.
 
S

sn00zer

Member
Do a prnak that would make you laugh if it happened toyou. Also these things can go from 0 to losing friebds real quick
 
R

RockmanBN

Member
Edit the hosts file on their computer. Place ip address with bad rule 34 pictures and the domain name with websites they regularly visit.
 
L

LuciusAxelrod

Member
Replace his clothes with exact replicas but one size larger. Then replace the tags on the new clothes with tags that say they are one size smaller than they actually are. When you see him wearing the large clothes, compliment him on his appearance and say it looks like he's lost a lot of weight.
 
Dick Jones

Dick Jones

Gold Member
Hide drugs in his room and call the cops.
I'm sure he will appreciate the prank a few years later when he gets a chance to cool down over being kicked out of college.
 
U

Unit 33

Member
Turn all of their clothes inside out and replace them exactly where you found them.


Hide a walkie talkie under their bed and periodically make weird noises into yours during the night. Because everyone has a walkie talkie in our modern era.
 
Z

zeemumu

Member
Glue his stuff to the ceiling, replace the contents of his backpack with Roman Reigns Funko Pops, break his snooze button, Rig the door with 8 cans of silly string, or put a couple of vibrating spider toys in his bed, with some fake cockroaches for good measure.
 
Dick Jones

Dick Jones

Gold Member
You should have had water balloons hidden on the floor so when he starts popping or stamping on them, the room gets drenched.
 
H

Hektor

Member
When his mom got birthday you gift them both a ticket to a parachuting course.
Then, when the parachuting is happening, you get all attention of your friend and someone working for the course throws out a mannequin puppet while your mom lets out a scream from a place she's hiding in.

Then you convince your friend to jump out to try and grab her, but of course he wont be fast enough to be successful.

After the rest of you arrived back at the ground with the plane, you comfort your friend about the death of his mom. Then later that day, you tell your friend that you got confirmation that his mom is indeed dead.

Then his mom will stay in a motel for a week or two until the funeral is all prepped for.
You go to the funeral with your friend, have a nice goodbye and let down the coffin into the ground. Then when you turn around to start undiggin the grave, his mom will leave the coffin, grab your friend by his shoulder turn him around and yell "JUST A PRANK BRO"
 
G

GoldenCrow

Member
This if you can be arsed.

they-covered-their-friends-entire-room-in-tin-foil-9.jpg
 
M

Muffin1611

Banned
Hektor said:
When his mom got birthday you gift them both a ticket to a parachuting course.
Then, when the parachuting is happening, you get all attention of your friend and someone working for the course throws out a mannequin puppet while your mom lets out a scream from a place she's hiding in.

Then you convince your friend to jump out to try and grab her, but of course he wont be fast enough to be successful.

After the rest of you arrived back at the ground with the plane, you comfort your friend about the death of his mom. Then later that day, you tell your friend that you got confirmation that his mom is indeed dead.

Then his mom will stay in a motel for a week or two until the funeral is all prepped for.
You go to the funeral with your friend, have a nice goodbye and let down the coffin into the ground. Then when you turn around to start undiggin the grave, his mom will leave the coffin, grab your friend by his shoulder turn him around and yell "JUST A PRANK BRO"
Click to expand...

I think I know this from somewhere
 
T

The Kree

Banned
Lay your penis on his head while he's sleeping and take a photo of it and then text it to his parents from his phone.
 
Oppo

Oppo

Member
pranks are petty crimes that white guys get away with.

(that's not my line, think I heard it on a podcast)
 
F

Ferrio

Banned
Okay seriously, did you friend prank you back after the first one? If you're doing it again even though he hasn't retaliated you're just being a prick.
 
H

Harmen

Member
Order surströmming (basically rotten fish in a can) and open it in his room while using a gasmask. Then leave his room.

(actually, don't do this)
 
H

hipbabboom

Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(
Why not just tell him a joke and make him laugh OP? Making your friend look like a fool because of something you orchestrated and laughing at him doesn't really build him up as a friend in any way. The logical progression of all of this ever-escalating tomfoolery never leads to a good place. Someone is left feeling hurt at the end.
 
C

Clipse

Member
Shake up a can of beer or soda for a few hours and put it back in the fridge. When he opens it, it’ll blow up and put him in a coma.
 
I

inm8num2

Member
1. Buy a ton of popcorn.
2. Find a bedsheet* that covers the entire door and frame to your friend's room.
3. Wait until the evening when your friend is asleep.
4. Pop the popcorn.
5. Starting from the floor, tape the sheet around the door frame with duct tape. Your goal is to make a small gap between the outside of the door and the sheet. Make sure the sheet is taut. Don't seal the top section just yet.
6. Pour the popcorn into the gap you've created. Fill it as much as you can but make sure it's not all collecting at the bottom and causing the sheet to detach. Maybe put something a little heavy along the floor, pressed against the frame and tape.
7. Finish taping the sheet around the top of the door frame.

When you friend opens his door the next morning he'll be greeted with an avalanche of popcorn flowing into his room. :)

* If you don't have a spare sheet, you could probably use large garbage bags instead.
 
P

PoorChoices

Member
Get another friend to help you with this:

Get a prop gun and some prop squids
Tell your roommate you want to show him a magic trick. Tie him to a chair and have your friend come out.

Fake his death.

Leave the room with his pretend dead body.

Play a gunshot sound in the other room and fall on the floor, pretending to be dead yourself.

Let him stay there for hours.

Comedy gold.

At the end though, you have to yell 'It's just a prank, bro." That's so you let him and the police know it was just a prank.

Don't fucking do this. I'm just being an asshole right now. Or do it, I'm just a shitty person on the internet. Who am I to tell you what to do?
 
P

pigeon

Banned
Pour gasoline all over his bed while he is sleeping, then strike a match.

Then instead of dropping the match on him yell JUST A PRANK BRO

this is not legal advice
 
S

spolle

Member
Smear his room with cum. Then give him an uv-light few weeks after. Video it all and put it in youtube for the lolz.
 
H

Hilbert

Deep into his 30th decade
use tape to tape down the switch in the fridge. Then when he opens the fridge, IT WILL STILL BE DARK
 
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