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[salty_Josh]

Gaf how do I prank my friend? I'm living in dorms at my university and I'm gonna prank one of my flatmates. I've already filled his room with balloons and that was pretty great. How do I one up that though. Have you guys done any uni pranks? How did they go? Btw I wouldn't feel comfortable messing with his food too badly because he's kind of always eating and I'd be scared to mess with that guy's stomach.

 

[gdt]

why though

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Tell them they have something on their face. Then keep telling them its still there no matter what they do to get rid of it.

I am the master of pranks.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Sounds like you already pranked him tho.

 

[Chairmanchuck]

Hit his head against a shelf!

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

Show him BvS Ultimate Edition.

 

[Rygar 8 Bit]

the only logical escalation is to fill the place with bats

 

[Ferrio]

Steal his identity and take out some car loans in his name.

 

[dbztrk]

Stick your dick in his butt. Best prank ever!

 

[GrapeApes]

Fart on him and run away. Pranked!

 

[Jeffolation]

Don't prank, buy them a pizza (no weird toppings) or something. The world needs less pranks.

 

[Like the hat?]

Marry his dad

 

[Poppy]

you should go down on him

 

[Cudder]

Concentrate on your studies. Study every night. Get good grades. Get an amazing job that pays incredibly well. For his next birthday, tell him you got him a gift. Walk him outside to where you would have put a brand new car with a bow on it. Pretend to hand him the key. Instead of doing that, walk up to the car and drive off while shouting, "haha! pranked you bro!"

 

[Stormhammer]

you take him to the "hood" and antagonize people of color, and then tell him it was a prank and to smash and like the subscribe button for more social experiments

 

[Dick Jones]

Swat him?

Spoiler

seriously please don't do this

 

[Ryaaan14]

U should get fake blood and make it look like u slit ur wrists in bed. That would be a hardcore prank

 

[Straight Edge]

I've already filled his room with balloons and that was pretty great. How do I one up that though.

Savage. You would fit in well with the old ladies in my office.

 

[Cyan]

Call him up and say "hello my name is Mike Hunt. Is your refrigerator running?"

Then when he goes to check if it's running, hang up and bust up laughing because that's not really your name!

 

[cwmartin]

Make better use of your time

 

[DrEvil]

Call him up and say "hello my name is Mike Hunt. Is your refrigerator running?"

Then when he goes to check if it's running, hang up and bust up laughing because that's not really your name!

"Erlich Bachman, this is you as an old man. I'm ugly and I'm dead. Alone."

 

[salty_Josh]

Wow this thread backfired. I'm just gonna clingfilm his toilet then I guess

 

[C.Mongler]

Horse head in his bed

 

[Heavy_D206]

Without him knowing you need a full digital scan of his body. Next you make a rubber prosthetic skin suit that looks exactly like his skin. Now you wear the suit and wake him up in the middle of the night and watch what happens to his brain when he wakes up and sees himself staring down at him.

 

[UncleSporky]

Print out thousands of tiny pictures of Nic Cage's face with different expressions, cut them out and painstakingly tape them in weird places on all of his possessions. Like take the case off his phone and put it on the back of the actual phone. Put one in the heel of his shoe. One on the ceiling above his bed so he sees it when he lays down.

 

[Palette Swap]

Show him BvS Ultimate Edition.

Okay, let’s keep calm before we do something we might all regret later.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Without him knowing you need a full digital scan of his body. Next you make a rubber prosthetic skin suit that looks exactly like his skin. Now you wear the suit and wake him up in the middle of the night and watch what happens to his brain when he wakes up and sees himself staring down at him.

Omg!

 

[Macheezmo]

Just tell him you've got a big prank in store in the upcoming week when he least expects in, then do nothing.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Leave a severed horse head under his bed sheets by him when he is sleeping.

Beaten God dammit

 

[SatoAilDarko]

Wow this thread backfired. I'm just gonna clingfilm his toilet then I guess

Why?

 

[CHC]

Just a prank bro!

 

[M.W.]

Wow this thread backfired. I'm just gonna clingfilm his toilet then I guess

Upper decker!

 

[Earthbound64]

Brojob, obvs.

 

[HawksWinStanley]

A guy I went to high school with tried playing a prank on one of his roommates by setting off a roman candle under his locked bedroom door while he was passed out drunk.

They thought it would just scare him but it ended up setting his room on fire and he died of smoke inhalation while the rest of them all ran out of the apartment complex.

So yeah, maybe don't do that one.

 

[LuciusAxelrod]

If he has a refrigerator, switch the hinges from one side to the other. When he asks you about it act that it's always been like that.

 

[dreams]

Pranks were a mistake

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Wow this thread backfired. I'm just gonna clingfilm his toilet then I guess

Please don't do that.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Remove everything from the apartment and replace it with an exact replica

 

[Keasar]

Close your eyes.

Visualize the greatest practical joke you can imagine.

Now.

Never do that thing you thought of ever!

 

[Poppy]

recreate that scene from we need to talk about kevin with your roommate as the mom

 

[GodofWine]

Just run up, and punch his face as hard as you can and yell "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO"

 

[HStallion]

Drug him, take his kidneys and profit

 

[Firebrand]

Make him suspect a prank but then actually don't do anything.

 

[Tiops]

Knock himself out with your preferred method. Put him in a baththub filled with ice, and use some professional makeup and props in his belly to make it look like you removed his kidney. Spray fake blood everywhere.

Add a corpse of a member of his family at the scene to increase the fun.

Spoiler

don't do this please

 

[Dandy Lyin]

Give all his clothes to charity.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

empty a can of pringles and take a shit in it

then put the pringles back in

 

[LookAtMeGo]

empty a can of pringles and take a shit in it

then put the pringles back in

Lmfao

 

[mackattk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqJaCcXAObs

 

[sixteen-bit]

Show them this thread

 

[Jeffolation]

recreate that scene from we need to talk about kevin with your roommate as the mom

Probably less clean up with this method over the toilet thing. Less weird too.