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A spooky #Splatoon2 #Splatfest is coming! Are you #TeamVampire or #TeamWerewolf? Get ready to splat October 13th at 9pm PT!

Japan has Power vs. Stamina soon. This one is way better though.

#TeamVampire

 

[Cubas]

Vampire is the only possible choice.

 

[Youth Crew]

This is much more interesting.

Probably a vampire though. Who wouldn’t want to turn into a little bat and fly around?

Unless that’s not included and you just get to suck blood..

 

[Gaspard]

We werewolves now bois

 

[Beartruck]

Vampires have a list of weaknesses a mile long.

#TeamWerewolf

 

[Maxinas]

Great...emos vs furries, just what we need...

 

[KLoWn]

Vampires.

 

[True Fire]

This is so much better than toilet paper and sex jokes

 

[phanphare]

Vampire is the only possible choice.

correct

 

[HotchieMotchie]

It's vampires, right?

I mean I don't have any issues with Wolfmen/Wolfwomen but if I had to choose between being an immortal creature of the night versus getting big and hairy I'd choose the former any day of the week

 

[BY2K]

Vampire or bust.

 

[Neiteio]

America is the greatest

 

[Makonero]

werewolves not swearwolves

 

[wild wild rice]

I'll hop back in.

I was hoping to get back into ARMS first, but oh well.

 

[KodaRuss]

Werewolves! You can go out during the day!

 

[jorgejjvr]

Warewolves

#teamJacob

 

[Poppy]

vampires definitely have a lot more to work with

Werewolves! You can go out during the day!

is this supposed to be a positive

 

[Linkstrikesback]

What a boring question compared to Europe.

 

[Muffin1611]

Vampire is the only possible choice.

First post best post.

 

[Demoskinos]

Vampires. Like come on.

 

[jorgejjvr]

vampires definitely have a lot more to work with

Stay inside always during the day, nah son

 

[HotchieMotchie]

What a boring question compared to Europe.

I prefer this one because unlike the Europe one, this one doesn't have an objectively correct answer

 

[Linkhero1]

Anyone who picks vampires is setting themselves up for disappointment. They're weak pieces of shits that can be destroyed multiple ways.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

 

[AlexFlame116]

I was a werewolf in Skyrim so......

#TeamWerewolf

 

[Espada]

Werewolves for me. Being weak to the goddamn sun is a colossal negative.

 

[TheXfactor]

its twilight all over again, splatoon style

 

[True Fire]

I’m Team Pearl and Team Vampire, but I just know that we’ll struggle to get matches. I’m considering Werewolf because it’ll probably win.

But what if it’s a trap, and Vampire wins despite struggling to get matches?

But will Pearl really win 3 times in a row?

Fuck it, I’m going with my instinct.

 

[HotchieMotchie]

Werewolves! You can go out during the day!

I mean I basically just stay inside during the day anyway

So I could go on my PC and play videogames all day AND turn into a bat at night

Not really seeing any negatives here

 

[TreIII]

I'd rather only have to worry about silver bullets than not being able to enjoy rudimentary things like...sunlight or garlic. Or giving myself away by not casting a reflection.

 

[vsbizarro]

 

[Poppy]

Anyone who picks vampires is setting themselves up for disappointment. They're weak pieces of shits that can be destroyed multiple ways.

vampires can also live forever, fly, regenerate, mind control people and all sorts of shit

meanwhile werewolves are uh, sort of strong?

 

[Based Calla]

Wow the Super Best Friendcast was spot on guessing what the Splatfesf was gonna be!

 

[jorgejjvr]

I mean I basically just stay inside during the day anyway

So I could go on my PC and play videogames all day AND turn into a bat at night

Not really seeing any negatives here

Not really immortal

And I'm sure you've been out under the sun at times

 

[Gaspard]

vampires can also live forever, fly, regenerate, mind control people and all sorts of shit

meanwhile werewolves are uh, sort of strong?

Vampires are scared of Dominos Pizza.

 

[Neiteio]

In Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dracula has superhuman strength and speed, he can fly, turn invisible, walk on walls, force blast people, turn into fog, drain blood, change appearance, conjure storms, revive himself with a dirt nap, and transform into bats and moths and owls and (yes) even wolves. Also has a haram of vampire babes and an awesome castle.

As always, Pearl is the best.

 

[ramoisdead]

Ugh. I feel like I am in the middle of a Twilight movie. I understand it's Halloween but still.

I'd rather have the toilet paper poll. Now that's spooky.

 

[RRockman]

Wolves are going to get rekt

 

[The Last Wizard]

Vampires have a list of weaknesses a mile long.

#TeamWerewolf

Yup, but werewolves haven’t had enough good media or flooded the market with trash.

 

[Rock And Roll]

I don't know which side to pick argh. Maybe Vampire because I like winning but then again, Twilight.

 

[Stilton Disco]

Werewolves.

Vampires are a bunch of edgy, self absorbed arseholes that treat the world like their personal all you can eat buffet/goth nightclub. I mean werewolves will tear your throat out too, sure, but at least they won't recite their terrible poetry at you or watch you sleep like a creepy teenage stalker before hand.

Gods vampires are always such dickheads. Just the absolute worst.

 

[-shadow-]

Europe stays winning I see!

 

[Linkhero1]

vampires can also live forever, fly, regenerate, mind control people and all sorts of shit

meanwhile werewolves are uh, sort of strong?

then why do I continue to whip dat ass in Castlevania?

I wouldn't normally choose werewolves, but when comparing them to vampires, I have to by default.

 

[Byronic Hero]

Hype for Code Vein has me automatically go for Vampires. Marina, get better taste girl lol.

 

[Poppy]

Vampires are scared of Dominos Pizza.

and i am okay with a lifelong allium allergy in exchange for these powers. too much garlic gives me migraines anyway

then why do I continue to whip dat ass in Castlevania?

I wouldn't normally choose werewolves, but when comparing them to vampires, I have to by default.

dude wolfman is like dracula's sad little slave in castlevania

fuckin frankensteins monster gets more respect

 

[RandomExpletive]

Yeah I gotta go with Vampire, no contest

 

[QisTopTier]

Team emo assholes

or team fuzzy strawberry

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

 

[Chie Satonaka91]

As much as I love garlic, I'm team Vampire on this one. They at least have control over their powers.

 

[blu]

Anything is better than backroll vs frontroll *shudders*