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Famitsu: Samurai & Dragons on Vita (Director of Jet Set Radio), FFXIII-2 scores 40/40

DCharlie

Banned
The funniest was when Andrew Vestal ( I think it was ) laid down the smack about how Dirge of Cerberus, the shittiest shit that ever shitted, STILL managed to net Famitsu's silver award of 7/7/7/7. I mean, the game was barely playable it was so much garbage and it still couldn't merit anything less than silver because it was Squeenix and, well, that's a gosh dark big publisher and we can't do anything do fight that power.

an extra facet of that was that the review was delayed by three weeks, folklore has it whilst Famitsu and Square Enix argued over the score / review text.

It was an absolute farce and the game is, to put it mildly, shit.
 

jackdoe

Member
an extra facet of that was that the review was delayed by three weeks, folklore has it whilst Famitsu and Square Enix argued over the score / review text.

It was an absolute farce and the game is, to put it mildly, shit.
Haha. Wasn't that the extra shitty JP version? I remember that they "fixed" it for the US release to be slightly less shitty (but shitty nevertheless).
 

RedSwirl

Junior Member
Don't know why, but I'm optimistic about FF XIII-2.

XIII feels like there was a good game in there SOMEWHERE, and judging by interviews, Square Enix knows what went wrong development-wise. The postmortem revealed that XIII was just a victim of horrible planning (or no planning), and I'd like to think they've at least gotten that together for XIII-2.
 
Nice FF XIII-2 score! I know people say Famitsu scores mean nothing, but browsing over their list of 40/40 scores I have to say that many of my favorite games of all time are there. Can't say many of them were undeserved.

Now if only Feb 2012 would come faster so I can get my FF fix.
 

RedSwirl

Junior Member
Nice FF XIII-2 score! I know people say Famitsu scores mean nothing, but browsing over their list of 40/40 scores I have to say that many of my favorite games of all time are there. Can't say many of them were undeserved.

Now if only Feb 2012 would come faster so I can get my FF fix.

That's what I'm sayin'. All their recent 40/40 games have still been excellent games. Top tier even, even if the recent ones aren't the milestones that Ocarina of Time and Soul Calibur were.
 

Coxy

Member
That's what I'm sayin'. All their recent 40/40 games have still been excellent games. Top tier even, even if the recent ones aren't the milestones that Ocarina of Time and Soul Calibur were.

LA Noire is a top tier excellent game? lol
 
I'm just curious. Has there ever actually been documented proof -- or proof of any sort -- that Famitsu is as corrupted as many GAFers testify, or is it all conjecture and infuriated comments towards games that clearly don't deserve near-perfect scores (FFXIII, 39/40)?

Famitsu gave Skyrim PS3 40/40 does this answer your question
 

Takao

Banned
Oh, Vita.
I wonder if they'll charge $40 for it.

There's free to play games on Vita...

Samurai & Dragons doesn't look to be a straight port of that game anyways. Seems more heavily inspired as the art and gameplay from the vaseoline o vision scans are different. But yeah, uber disappointing.
 

duckroll

Member
Woohoo!!!! Famitsu, the most respected videogame publication, gave FFXIII-2 a 40/40! Fuck yeah! Where are the doubters and haters now? Suck it! For those not in the know, a perfect score from Famitsu means your game is DOPE. Only the best of the best get that score, and this means FFXIII-2 is a part of HISTORY now! What does the review say? Man, I don't know that shit, who cares! FOUR ZERO OVER FOUR ZERO! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lolz.
 

Yoshichan

And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
Duckychan be mad right now! Guys, don't post anything!
 

Erethian

Member
There's free to play games on Vita...

Samurai & Dragons doesn't look to be a straight port of that game anyways. Seems more heavily inspired as the art and gameplay from the vaseoline o vision scans are different. But yeah, uber disappointing.

Can't tell from the combat sections how similar they are, but the city building looks almost identical.
 
AS GOOD AS SKYRIM MOTHER FUCKERS

You say this as if people didn't think FFXIII-2 could be that good. I always thought it was going to be.

Unless this post is meant to say that the sequel being 40/40 somehow vindicates the original XIII from being trash, which well...it doesn't. It's still the worst FF ever made and one of the worst games this gen.

That Samurai & Dragons game sounds like it's going to play like the original Actraiser. If that is the case, I'm so in.
 

aerts1js

Member
Woohoo!!!! Famitsu, the most respected videogame publication, gave FFXIII-2 a 40/40! Fuck yeah! Where are the doubters and haters now? Suck it! For those not in the know, a perfect score from Famitsu means your game is DOPE. Only the best of the best get that score, and this means FFXIII-2 is a part of HISTORY now! What does the review say? Man, I don't know that shit, who cares! FOUR ZERO OVER FOUR ZERO! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lolz.

haha well, if you only take into consideration their perfect scores: Vagrant Story, FFXII, and DQVIII ARE great games.

edit: but yeah, if you take their 39 scores into the picture then there are some duds.
 

duckroll

Member
I haven't seen review text in so long. :(

If we're going to discuss famitsu reviews we might as well do it properly...

What's there to discuss? There's a reason why I stopped translating and posting threads about Famitsu reviews years ago, and there's a reason why the Japanese guys posting Famitsu news don't even transcribe or summarize the review text anymore. No one cares. It's really pointless.
 

DCharlie

Banned
What's there to discuss? There's a reason why I stopped translating and posting threads about Famitsu reviews years ago, and there's a reason why the Japanese guys posting Famitsu news don't even transcribe or summarize the review text anymore. No one cares. It's really pointless.

Should be etched into stone and slammed over everyones head, repeatedly.
 
Samurai & Dragons is a port of Sega free iphone game Kingdom Conquest
Kingdom Conquest

Wouldn't surprise me. They have similar art styles and the exact same premise (action co-op with city building elements). Anyone with an iOS device can play it for free - good luck understanding any of it though, as it's the most frustratingly obtuse game I've ever played.
 

Aeana

Member
This. People throwing a party because it got a 40 when they gave the last game which we know to be trash one point less? LOL.

Having "Final Fantasy XIII" in the title means it sucks until proven otherwise.

Dude.

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