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Just had my neighbor try to knock down my door and threaten to kill me

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marrec

Banned
So, um, your police sound like wankers

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Forget the cops. If this was Texas he could have just blown his neighbors' head off and chances are high no one would care. With the way the cops are handling this that may be his only solution. I wouldn't want to live every day in fear of some crazy asshole barging in.

So much hyperbole to complete bull crap in this thread.
 

iirate

Member
It's funny to imagine him going all "Oh hi Mark" when the cops arrived.

Fucked up. Dude sounded totally bonkers. At least the cops got him.

Wait, if reggie's avatar isn't lying to me, does that mean that he just recorded himself trying to break into his own house? What's REALLY going on here?
 

xbhaskarx

Member
He's been locked up for the night now so that's good, but court is tomorrow and he'll be out again. So who fucking knows what's going to happen.

How the fuck did he attack a cop and get released hours later? And now he'll be out again, after just one day??

I'm really glad I live in the good ol USA
and own a gun
right now...
 
How the fuck did he attack a cop and get released hours later? And now he'll be out again, after just one day??

I'm really glad I live in the good ol USA
and own a gun
right now...

Although the crazed maniac could just as well have a gun too in that case...
 
if its anything like the US, he probably just has his initial trial appearance tomorrow. Conditions of his bail/OR would be that he cannot come near you or your apartment (he might have to find somewhere else to stay) until after his actual trial.

Another note, i'd find out if he was on probabtion to begin with, if so find his PO and keep that number on speed dial for your own saftey.
 

AiTM

Banned
So... Oh god it's day zero and I'm already sick of this. This whole situation is just so fucking bizarre. As I said the only time I've ever seen or spoken to this guy was when I moved in and said "Hello" and everything was fine. So sudden and completely random. I didn't even know the guys name (I do now though).

ANYWAY. As I said.. He came back. The locksmith was repairing the door and all I hear is "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AT MY DOOR CUNT" to the locksmith... then he starts calling for me again, saying he is "going to bury me". Locksmith was just holding the door while this guy is trying to break in. So I call the cops again. Neighbor starts throwing shit, just going plain nuts. By the time the Cops turn up again he has retreated inside and locked his door. He ignored the cops asking him to come out, so they knocked his door down.

I've been at the police station for the last 1-2 hours making a statement.

He's been locked up for the night now so that's good, but court is tomorrow and he'll be out again. So who fucking knows what's going to happen.

I recorded bits and pieces of it, not sure if it captured anything, so don't expect much, but I will look at the videos tomorrow and post them if they're good. I'm going to bed now though, it's 11:22pm. Goodnight everyone. And thanks for all the thoughts! Sorry I couldn't update any quicker.

brother you need to get a gun or some type of weapon fast...set up a floor trap with spikes in front of the door. He will get out and it sounds like hes coming for you
 

Trevelyon

Member
Horrible video, feel for ya OP. I've never experienced anything that intense, but I definitely know that type very well. This lout mentality is far, far too common these days in this country, no consideration or forethought for anything at all just drink and or drug all night long and fuck anyone else who has 5am start or as small child at home.

Fuckin' sick of these people, seriously.
 
Fuck just watched the youtube...makes me so happy we have the 2nd amendment here in the US

What, you are thinking of forming a well-regulated militia?

Anyway, yeah, in America, including my house, if that gentleman succeeded in busting the door down, it would be his final mistake. I don't own a gun... but my Dad just so happens to own a fine Italian shotgun.
 

Des0lar

will learn eventually
You have to walk upstairs once you enter your apartment right?

Get a huge ass ball of rock and surprise him Indiana Jones style!
 

AiTM

Banned
It's actually WAY scarier here in the US cause my crazy ass drugged up neighbor probably has bigger guns than me.

He done sold that shit for the pipe son...crackheads cant aim anyways, too shaky.

Besides OP has the tactical advantage on him, lay down and point gun at door. When he kicks it in, yell out warning, if intruder charges or has gun, OP fires center mass.

Besides, at least with guns the fight is even...going off a gut instinct here, had he broke in with no guns, OP may have gotten his ass beaten or worse.
 

AgentP

Thinks mods influence posters politics. Promoted to QAnon Editor.
Climb out a window and go bang on his door at the same time.
 

Takuya

Banned
How the fuck did he attack a cop and get released hours later? And now he'll be out again, after just one day??

I'm really glad I live in the good ol USA
and own a gun
right now...

But then, the outcome could've been: Dead OP, dead police officer, and who knows what else.
 
Jeez, that was some quality suspense. Btw, seeing how soft law enforcement is over there makes me want to get into the cocaine trade. I hear good things. And the neighbor could be a client, who knows!
 

marrec

Banned
He done sold that shit for the pipe son...crackheads cant aim anyways, too shaky.

Besides OP has the tactical advantage on him, lay down and point gun at door. When he kicks it in, yell out warning, if intruder charges or has gun, OP fires center mass.

Besides, at least with guns the fight is even...going off a gut instinct here, had he broke in with no guns, OP may have gotten his ass beaten or worse.

You have to be joking here. I've seen a ton of action movies too but come on.
 

ckohler

Member
That shit is scary. I would move asap.


I agree and I might even considering moving myself if it were me, but his having to move is wrong. It should be the offender who should have to relocate.

What if the OP likes that apartment? Has great rent? Is perfectly located for his drive to work? I hate to think some crazy person is going to drive the OP out of his home... all because that crazy person decides to go crazy. Society should make the crazy move. :/
 

Trevelyon

Member
"The bloke in unit 1, if you're ever gonna come out, stop calling us"

Urrrgh! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That's all you want to hear from your law enforcement, when you're just about to get your door busted in by a methed out piece of shit bogan.

Did he vanish before they showed up? How did they no see him or at least hear him. Unbelievable.
 
OP, set up your camera at the top of the stairs hands-free so it's ready and all you have to do is turn it on when shit goes down. You don't want to be fumbling around with a camera and baseball bat when he breaks down the door and your trying to bash his head in.

it will capture your eventual death ~_~

Stay safe budd!

But seriously, I got two words for you: BOOBY TRAPS!
 
He done sold that shit for the pipe son...crackheads cant aim anyways, too shaky.

Besides OP has the tactical advantage on him, lay down and point gun at door. When he kicks it in, yell out warning, if intruder charges or has gun, OP fires center mass.

Besides, at least with guns the fight is even...going off a gut instinct here, had he broke in with no guns, OP may have gotten his ass beaten or worse.

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inky

Member
This thread is insane. Damn those crazy randoms and unhelpful police.

Stay safe OP. Bring some friends over or stay with family if you can. Or even consider moving out =/
 

Lizard with a ladder

learnin' with the blacks!
OP plz invest in some kind of home defense before it's too late. Since you can't own a gun in Aussie land, get yourself some of these.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000MR6WRG/?tag=neogaf0e-20

When he finally breaks down your door. Hit him with all the ladybugs you can muster. This will surely distract him long enough for you to initiate attack plan 2. For this you're going to need a tranquilizer gun. These should still be legal in your country. Now head on over to this site and buy a few vials of bull semen.

http://www.bovine-elite.com/semen.asp

Now that you have your bull semen on hand. Inject the semen into the tranquilizer bullets. While your intruder is amidst ladybug hell. Fire off a few rounds of bull semen into his face. If by chance he's on some hardcore drugs like meth. He might still be a threat after vials of bull semen are pumped into his bloodstream. If this is the case, proceed to Plan B. Get the fuck out of there.
 

Nemo

Will Eat Your Children
Call up some Aussie GAFers and beat the guy up in self defense when he comes again, apparently they have really lax laws, shouldn't get you any trouble
 

Kayo-kun

Member
I've watched the videos and the guy is without a doubt a psychopath and on meth or something. Since the cops in your area seem to be absolutely useless, I would suggest buying a stun gun/pepper spray/baseball bat or something for self-defense. I hope that you somehow get rid of this maniac.
 

Trevelyon

Member
Or even consider moving out =/

Probably not what reggie wants to hear. But having been involved with some highly aggressive and irrational neighbours before, the law (at least in W.A.) is very limited in what it can do alleviate the dispute or on-going situation (basically, neighbour squabbles *they do not want to deal with*) unless the person has physically assaulted you or trespassed on your propriety.

Whether you like it or not, you're on this guy's radar now and what I know of this type is they are incredibly petty and incredibly vindictive. Even if this guy is removed or whatever, he has your address, he knows where you are, things likely won't be calm for a while.

I'd personally advise you to move elsewhere as soon as possible.
 

Jezbollah

Member
Reggie - thank god for camera phones eh?

Also - good that he came along when the locksmith was there - you now have a witness...

Cant see the dude being allowed to stick around with that evidence against him especially if you absolutely did not provoke him in any way. Hope he gets evicted.
 
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