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Wii U Speculation thread IV: Photoshop rumors and image memes

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HylianTom

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Club Nintendo coins from achievements would be nice.
I wish it would happen, but it would be the equivalent of Nintendo giving away goodies for near-free.

Then again, it could be nominal amounts of coins per game. That might be acceptable to Nintendo's accountants.

But but but but but... Sony did it. Why cant we too? *cries* Mean Reggie.
If Sony jumps off of a bridge (financially speaking, of course), does that mean Nintendo has to, too? :D
 

Fou-Lu

Member
I wish it would happen, but it would be the equivalent of Nintendo giving away goodies for near-free.

Then again, it could be nominal amounts of coins per game. That might be acceptable to Nintendo's accountants.

Could be like a single coin per achievement.
 

HylianTom

Banned
Could be like a single coin per achievement.
That sounds perfect, actually. Each game could come with 10 or 20 accomplishments. It could work!

Any recommendations on what to do with Princess Leia, the X-Wings and the Death Star ? I had to replace the comets with Burnt Pork because...well... I had no idea how else to put him in, other than scaling his image and replacing the X-Wings with him.

Hey.. any chance of putting Jake's wolfy ears over Leia's buns? I mean, he only lives and posts here 24/7.. :)
(I have lots of hi-res source images..)
 

Nilaul

Member
I wish it would happen, but it would be the equivalent of Nintendo giving away goodies for near-free.

Then again, it could be nominal amounts of coins per game. That might be acceptable to Nintendo's accountants.


If Sony jumps off of a bridge (financially speaking, of course), does that mean Nintendo has to, too? :D
No they should make sure to be right next to Sony's bleeding body right after it hits the hard cement underneath the bridge, inorder to buy any part of Sony that manages to stay alive and is worth buying. Which basicly sumerises into God Of War, Jack and that Erghm... Uncharted Movie.

And they should also Teabag Sony, saying "Who's dead now?"
 

HylianTom

Banned
No they should make sure to be right next to Sony's bleeding body right after it hits the hard cement underneath the bridge, inorder to buy any part of Sony that manages to stay alive and is worth buying. Which basicly sumerises into God Of War, Jack and that Erghm... Uncharted Movie.

And they should also Teabag Sony, saying "Who's dead now?"

I like how you think. Very humorous.

(And I wasn't around here for Sega's exit, but I suspect that this place would become pretty nuclear if the unfortunate/unthinkable were to happen like that. Grabbing worthwhile body parts would be a smart move for Nintendo..)

And I think in that event they should say, "Better kiddeh than dead, wouldn't you say?"
 

rpmurphy

Member
Dear Nintendo,
Please allow us to make our own indie games for WiiU for free. If your scared of any issues with the console being exploited, allow us to make it for a sandboxed enviroment inside the WiiU.
Best chance is to beg the guys making Petit Computer to port it to Wii U (and release it in the West).
 
The question regarding support isn't quantity but quality. Will CoD be present? Of course! Will it be a shittier version than what everybody gets? …maybe, but we don't know. Wii got terrible versions of CoD for years before it caught up with the competition in terms of features, and that was one of the success stories!

I think things will start out better for Wii U in terms of "non-crippled" third party support, but it's just a guessing game for now.


Also, I'm hoping that there's a good Resident Evil game on the Wii U. Sadly, that won't happen. The saving grace is that it won't happen for the competition, either.
Due to the power and shader system differences, putting COD on the Wii basically required coding for another game compared to the 360/Ps3. If Activision was willing enough to deal with all that to port down to the Wii, it does not make sense for them to be unwilling to make a much simpler port to the Wii U.
 

Nilaul

Member
They seem to have disovered us:
aldorock said:
tumblr_ll9060Djhy1qcx70y.gif

Holly lol:
samuelcohen said:

There pretty awsome!



A Message to Vandel: Me llamo Pablo.
 
They seem to have disovered us:

Holly lol:
[Hype Carriage]

There pretty awsome!

They have one that's more populated. But now that you've posted the original, we can steal it and populate it with GAFfers. XD


A Message to Vandel: Me llamo Pablo.

Y a Vandal, tambien: Yo soy Juan! :D ← well, "John"


Edit: As Spaniards are known to all be highly refined dancers, I present this avatar of me dipping an incredibly pretty girl many years my junior.
 

HylianTom

Banned
Hola Vandal!

Me llamo Tomas! Voy a jugar los juegos de Nintendo para el resto de mi vida!
El perro de mi imagen, Jake, era el mejor amigo de cualquier juego jamás podría tener.
I lo extraño mucho.
 

BD1

Banned
In my fantasies, they'd release a Collection disc, with everything up until 5. I'd pay a premium for it.

But.. not gonna happen.

I've always wanted a REmake style game that combines 2 and 3, and seamlessly integrates the three day story.

Players start as Jill and the first half of RE3, transition to Leon/Claire's RE2 story, finish with Carlos/Jill and the back half of RE 3.
 

HylianTom

Banned
I've always wanted a REmake style game that combines 2 and 3, and seamlessly integrates the three day story.

Players start as Jill and the first half of RE2, transition to Leon/Claire's RE2 story, finish with Carlos/Jill and the back half of RE 3.
That'd be one hell of a game, connecting all of that.
I bet it would sell millions.
(and then Capcom would make rail shooters in response..)
 
Precisely. I took a chance and ordered the the collector's edition of Skyward Sword and watched people play it for two whole days while I was waiting for my copy to arrive.

I adore amazon for most things, but not on games I "need" immediately. Until they can get this issue locked-down 100%, I'm not going to do this again.
I did the same thing with the same result, AND the box came a bit crushed / bent out of shape. Bleh!
 

BD1

Banned
I did the same thing with the same result, AND the box came a bit crushed / bent out of shape. Bleh!

Yes, Skyward Sword was a painful wait. I figure Amazon is the easiest place to secure a Wii U, so I'm really hoping it launches on a weekday or Amazon figures out "launch day" arrival...

Although if Nintendo switches to universal accounts, we should at least be able to secure GameTags via 3DS...
 
Any chance Miyamoto will be at the investor meeting too?

Do you have the ape car crash gif, by chance? :p

Indeed I do. It's not an ape btw, it's actually from the episode "Werewolf" and I dunno if you've ever seen the show but I urge you to Netflix that episode, it's on streaming. It also bears the distinction of being one of the two MST episodes "starring" Joe Estevez, Emilio's brother. Haha Here's the link:

http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l498/zombriz/werewolf-crash.gif
 

Redford

aka Cabbie
Any chance Miyamoto will be at the investor meeting too?



Indeed I do. It's not an ape btw, it's actually from the episode "Werewolf" and I dunno if you've ever seen the show but I urge you to Netflix that episode, it's on streaming. It also bears the distinction of being one of the two MST episodes "starring" Joe Estevez, Emilio's brother. Haha Here's the link:

http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l498/zombriz/werewolf-crash.gif

Thanks alot, been meaning to watch these. :D
 
Any chance Miyamoto will be at the investor meeting too?



Indeed I do. It's not an ape btw, it's actually from the episode "Werewolf" and I dunno if you've ever seen the show but I urge you to Netflix that episode, it's on streaming. It also bears the distinction of being one of the two MST episodes "starring" Joe Estevez, Emilio's brother. Haha Here's the link:

http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l498/zombriz/werewolf-crash.gif

Yes. Will he say anything? Doubtful.
It's pretty much just Iwata, since he is the president.
 

HylianTom

Banned
Yes. Will he say anything? Doubtful.
It's pretty much just Iwata, since he is the president.
Actually, I've done some googling.. he was at the January meeting, and had remarks on a few topics. So there's a chance. It just depends on what topics Nintendo addresses, and how they decide to address, I guess. *shrug*
 
Fuuuuuu-- the posts about him here let me to look up Reggie in Wikipedia. I have like a small cabal of friends who teach at or taught at his High School. :O
 

HylianTom

Banned
The investor meeting is right after I finish my second midterm this week. I will be too brain dead to figure out what's going on at the investor meeting.
Ouch. Midterms suck. I don't miss 'em.

Well, if you come here and we're all jovial and the trolls are apoplectic, you'll be able to figure it out.
(And vicey-versey)
 

Linkhero1

Member
I'm looking forward to this place during and after E3. Especially if MS and Sony really stick to their word and don't show any new systems. Very interesting reactions incoming in that case.

Some of the best E3 moments are right here on GAF. The overreactions of many, leading into mass bannings are hilarious. If MS and Sony do stay true to their words then it will be really interesting. I really want Nintendo to come out on top this E3 and I'm hoping they can prove that to me with their showing.
 
Capcom confirmed that Resident Evil 6 isn't coming to the Wii U anytime soon, and I think it was reported that Activision wasn't going to support the system at all (or perhaps that was just speculation).

As for the MMO, you have Dragon Quest X, which is coming at some indefinite date.

Activision not supporting the U is speculation, and doesn't make a great deal of sense when you think about it. Does anyone in their right mind really expect them not to port CoD..? They'd port it to a bloomin pocket calculator if they could lol. And I can't see them ignoring the U and letting EA grab all of the spoils at launch and during the launch window. Just not going to happen imo.

The U will have a SKU of all of those AAA multiplatform titles apart from Bioshock Infinite imo.

The vast majority of publishers were caught by surprise (as were most people, including my good self!) by the success of the Wii and you'll see any publishers with an ounce of sense investing in U development.
 
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