Cortana... or Master Chief?
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Cortana... or Master Chief?
I would pay handsomely for a Gravemind plushie.Gravemind
All my yensIf SE were to do this for Lightning I'd be all over it
Seanbaby said:"Give me to your daughter, and she'll have the biggest doll in town... with fuckable orafices! Use me to deter burglars! Because if I, someone's inflatable woman, am in plain sight, no one's going to want to touch anything in that home until it's been boiled!"
"Keep imagining kids! There are hundreds of uses for an inflatable doll. Use me to save lives at the pool! Or prop me in the corner and I can hold up to one hat! Why, you could fill me with bees and use me to kill! Or just make me your friend and take me with you everywhere! Be careful, though! People will fuck me!"
Really playing into the stereotype now aren't we?
Are you unfamiliar with how the first game was marketed?
The CE for that one was called the "Really Naughty Edition".
Oh I know. But I don't think a mousepad is nearly as sad as this.
I decided to finally look up where this image came from.
In combat, Bueno is typically shown just appearing behind an enemy when they aren't paying attention. He says one or the other of his words and the "camera" cuts away with a scream sound effect. After one such instance, we later see the headline of a Gotham City newspaper that the person Bueno had snuck up behind had essentially been fatally sodomized, in the craftiest, most family friendly terms they could get this message across in within a non-Vertigo/ DC publication.
This is a fantasy role-playing game in which players control a hero who must restore balance in a magical land. Players explore towns, travel along map points, and fight humans and creatures in turn-based combat. Action sequences consist of selecting weapons and attacks (Ice Vein, Trick Hit, Rushing Jaeger, Drop Dead, etc.) from a menu screen; damage is indicated by slashing sounds, light effects, and floating hit points above characters heads. The game depicts several female characters whose breasts/buttocks are partially obscured by hot-spring mist and soap suds.
During some bathhouse sequences, players can engage in massage-based mini-games, applying oil or foodstuffs (e.g., bananas, mushrooms, popsicles) to the bodies of bikini-clad women. One related achievement is called Ecstasy Time. Other still-frame images depict female characters in provocative poses (e.g., women hiding behind bed sheets; two characters eating a banana together) or engaging in suggestive dialogue: Bigger is better, right? The words sh*t and a*shole appear in dialogue.
if the blow-up doll was a guy, would that change your mind?
Oh, how many opinions would be changed if it was a male doll inflated through the penis.
Oh, how many opinions would be changed if it was a male doll inflated through the penis.
ESRB description of the game (Just read the second segment)
PS3 only huh? No 360 this time?
Gotta find ways to sell your game when the game itself isn't worth playing.
Lame.Amazon has a picture with a blurred out doll:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71T0QlXN5AL._AA1170_.jpg
Amazon has a picture with a blurred out doll:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71T0QlXN5AL._AA1170_.jpg
Amazon has a picture with a blurred out doll:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71T0QlXN5AL._AA1170_.jpg