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Does Xenosaga DS redeem the Xenosaga series?

CO_Andy

Member
Throw me a freakin' bone people - i need some impressions from this tasty handheld delectable! (its been out for months)

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Is it at least playable? They probably won't release it outside Japan anyway, but if they do I wanted to get it for the story if nothing else (I've never played XS).
 
Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.

Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.

Just ****ing rent Evangelion already and get it out of your system.
 

ronito

Member
Drinky Crow said:
Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.

Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.
Funny, I was about to say exactly the same thing.
 

Amir0x

Banned
Drinky Crow said:
There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.

longest attempted sentence ever on GAF!
 

demi

Member
Drinky Crow said:
Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.

Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.

Do Magna Carta next
 
I only got about four hours into Magna Carta. I got to the Domo Carrier fight in Xenosaga. That should tell you everything about Magna Carta.
 
Drinky Crow said:
Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.
mug said:
The Xenosaga series has always been shit.
And to imagine they're both right!
 

jj984jj

He's a pretty swell guy in my books anyway.
It has the battle system from the first game, but the story was stripped down to fit on the DS, if you really don't want to play through Episode II it is the only alternative unless you read up on it. Luckily I didn't have to buy it since my friend who imports a lot of games is a Xeno nut and let me play his copy after he finished with it.
 

LegatoB

Member
Drinky Crow said:
Just ****ing rent Evangelion already and get it out of your system.
This is also appropriate advice for anyone who is considering playing Xenogears, which is like Xenosaga only it doesn't even have graphics that aren't completely terrible going for it.
 
Personally, I absolutely love the Xenosaga series. Despite being a huge fan of Xenogears on PS1, I was intially skeptical about buying Xenosaga Episode I. After the price dropped to $30 new, I decided to purchase it. I'll admit the game started off a little slow, but after a while, I kept playing it and didn't want to stop. I ended up beating it in 44 hours. I watched every single lengthy cutscene and enjoyed every single one. I really liked the characters a lot, especially KOS-MOS, Chaos, and Jr. After beating it, it became my favorite game this generation. I bought Episode II on release, with the Episode I DVD (I watched it completely a few times). I didn't like the battle system of Episode II as much as Episode I, although I think the double attacks are cool. I didn't like the new look of KOS-MOS, but I liked the new look of the rest of the characters. I still really enjoyed the storyline, although the game only took me 33 hours to beat (I did most all the G.S. Campaign sidequest, mostly for the double attacks). Episode II wasn't my favorite game of last year (crown goes to Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana), but it was still one of my favorites. I'm definitely excited for Episode III, although I'm a little sad the story has to come to an end with Episode III, instead of six Episodes like it was suppose to be.

As for Xenosaga Episode I & II DS, part of the reason I bought my DS was for I could play the game on release. Unfortunately, there hasn't been word of a North American release. I might just import the game, but I really want to be able to get a full understand of its great storyline. To some extent, I felt the game should have been on PSP, since it would have similar cutscenes (Part of what made both Xenosaga's so great). But, it still looks fine on DS and I'm just happy it came.
 

Amir0x

Banned
i bet whoever wrote the post above me has a doe-eyed anime character with fruity colored hair as an avatar


hey what do you know
 

demi

Member
Drinky Crow said:
I only got about four hours into Magna Carta. I got to the Domo Carrier fight in Xenosaga. That should tell you everything about Magna Carta.

Do Kingdom Hearts then
 

LegatoB

Member
Mana Knight said:
After beating it, it became my favorite game this generation.

[...] Episode II wasn't my favorite game of last year (crown goes to Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana), but it was still one of my favorites.
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Prosecution rests, Your Honor.
 
...uh well I don't hate Episode II like everyone else but it was a long way from being one of my favorite games of last year. I liked the first one quite a bit more.
 

MrDaravon

Member
Drinky Crow said:
Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.

Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.

Just ****ing rent Evangelion already and get it out of your system.

:lol :lol
 

davepoobond

you can't put a price on sparks
xenosaga is only for the hardest of the hardcore of the hardcore rpg gamers who like hardcore rpgs aimed at the hardcore audience of hardcore sci-fi
 

duckroll

Member
jj984jj said:
It has the battle system from the first game, but the story was stripped down to fit on the DS, if you really don't want to play through Episode II it is the only alternative unless you read up on it. Luckily I didn't have to buy it since my friend who imports a lot of games is a Xeno nut and let me play his copy after he finished with it.

Actually, the story wasn't stripped down at all. In fact, they added a bunch of retcon shit to the game which doesn't even fit with current continuity! The only difference is you're getting sub-GBA graphics and texttexttexttexttexttexttext instead of cutscenes. I can assure you that the horrible terrible story is ALL there... and more. :(
 
Drinky Crow said:
Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.

This almost makes me want to play it. Almost...
 

Joe Molotov

Member
Drinky Crow said:
Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.

Wait, I thought somebody said Xenosaga was bad.
 

White Man

Member
Drinky Crow said:
I only got about four hours into Magna Carta. I got to the Domo Carrier fight in Xenosaga. That should tell you everything about Magna Carta.

Note that he played those 4 hours of Magna Carta in ONE NIGHT. Then he claims he traded it in, but I never believed that. He never produced a receipt, and besides, if you play a game for 4 HOURS IN ONE SITTING, you probably like it.
 

Zeed

Banned
Amir0x said:
i bet whoever wrote the post above me has a doe-eyed anime character with fruity colored hair as an avatar


hey what do you know
Not that I disagree with your sentiment, but that's actually a videogame character from Tales of Eternia.
 

duckroll

Member
Zyid said:
Not that I disagree with your sentiment, but that's actually a videogame character from Tales of Eternia.

Too bad there's an animated Tales of Eternia TV series. So he's right anyway. :lol
 

Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
Amir0x said:
i bet whoever wrote the post above me has a doe-eyed anime character with fruity colored hair as an avatar


hey what do you know

:lol

(And it doesn't matter if that character is from a Tales game; he's STILL AN ANIME CHARACTER. That's the art style. Also fruitycoloredhairandwhatnot.)
 

Chairman Yang

if he talks about books, you better damn well listen
Drinky Crow said:
Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.

Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.

Just ****ing rent Evangelion already and get it out of your system.

That's exactly what someone who doesn't understand Xenosaga would say, am i rite?
 

thetrin

Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
ivysaur12 said:
Xenosaga I was frickin incredible. Xenosaga II is shit.

I'm starting to think that many people hate on Xenosaga because it's cool to. Many people legitimately hate it, but others seem to hate on it despite never really playing it at all. It's akin to loving PD saga, despite ever playing it.

I enjoyed Xenosaga Ep1 quite thoroughly, in spite of, and perhaps because of its ridiculously long cut scenes. The battle system was enjoyable, but I never got past the fact that the mechs were useless in the game.

Xenosaga II, on the other hand, was complete and total crap. I'm not even sure how MLSI was ever able to make the game suck that much. I'm a huge Xenogears fan, and I really hoped that XS3 would redeem it, but so far, it doesn't seem that way. ;_;
 

Abel

Member
Xenosaga is awesome!

*Won't say anything else to circumvent the onslaught of drama and backlash :lol
 
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