brandonh83 said:Xenosaga sucks?
Like a cheerleader on prom night.brandonh83 said:Xenosaga sucks?
LegatoB said:Like a cheerleader on prom night.
Funny, I was about to say exactly the same thing.Drinky Crow said:Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.
Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.
Drinky Crow said:There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.
Drinky Crow said:Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.
Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.
MoxManiac said:Drinky likes to play xenosaga
Drinky Crow said:Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.
And to imagine they're both right!mug said:The Xenosaga series has always been shit.
This is also appropriate advice for anyone who is considering playing Xenogears, which is like Xenosaga only it doesn't even have graphics that aren't completely terrible going for it.Drinky Crow said:Just ****ing rent Evangelion already and get it out of your system.
Drinky Crow said:I only got about four hours into Magna Carta. I got to the Domo Carrier fight in Xenosaga. That should tell you everything about Magna Carta.
Mana Knight said:After beating it, it became my favorite game this generation.
[...] Episode II wasn't my favorite game of last year (crown goes to Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana), but it was still one of my favorites.
Episode II wasn't my favorite game of last year (crown goes to Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana)
Drinky Crow said:Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.
Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.
Just ****ing rent Evangelion already and get it out of your system.
jj984jj said:It has the battle system from the first game, but the story was stripped down to fit on the DS, if you really don't want to play through Episode II it is the only alternative unless you read up on it. Luckily I didn't have to buy it since my friend who imports a lot of games is a Xeno nut and let me play his copy after he finished with it.
Drinky Crow said:Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.
Drinky Crow said:Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.
Drinky Crow said:I only got about four hours into Magna Carta. I got to the Domo Carrier fight in Xenosaga. That should tell you everything about Magna Carta.
Not that I disagree with your sentiment, but that's actually a videogame character from Tales of Eternia.Amir0x said:i bet whoever wrote the post above me has a doe-eyed anime character with fruity colored hair as an avatar
hey what do you know
Zyid said:Not that I disagree with your sentiment, but that's actually a videogame character from Tales of Eternia.
duckroll said:Too bad there's an animated Tales of Eternia TV series. So he's right anyway. :lol
MoxManiac said:I bet duckroll never misses an episode!
Amir0x said:i bet whoever wrote the post above me has a doe-eyed anime character with fruity colored hair as an avatar
hey what do you know
Drinky Crow said:Xenosaga is what you buy when you CRAVE a third-rate technofantastic anime series uncomfortably distended across 40+ hours of crap mechanics with bad polygon puppet theatre substituted for the typically mediocre direction of an actual anime.
Xenosaga is paradoxically the most pure and most disingenuous of fanservice: loli/moe garbage colored up with throwaway references to Parcelsian Gnosticism and a literal-minded high school art student's take on Nietsche. To anyone above an eighth-grade level of literacy, it's quasi-physical torment. There's no real gameplay to speak of to make the usual high-concept low-execution frame of anime palatable, so you're really just stuck moseying some boggle-eyed tart in spandex lingerie down neon hallways between protracted cutscenes featuring underdirected anime puppets shaking their porcelain udders or flowing boybitch locks while spewing arbitrary acronyms or glib references to shit that wasn't even that clever when it was written in Latin or German.
Just ****ing rent Evangelion already and get it out of your system.
Mana Knight said:Episode II wasn't my favorite game of last year (crown goes to Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana), but it was still one of my favorites.
ivysaur12 said:Xenosaga I was frickin incredible. Xenosaga II is shit.