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STEAM announcements & updates 2013 - Year of the SteamBox

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morningbus

Serious Sam is a wicked gahbidge series for chowdaheads.
Fez on PC is a lot like you going to a strip club and seeing a girl who was mean to you in high school. Like, you know you shouldn't revel in it and you'll feel bad about it afterward, but damned if you aren't gonna make her dance for you.
 

ShaneB

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Cart life sounded pretty fun from the Idle Thumbs discussion, might check it out... which really means "i'll wait for the eventual bundle" :(
 

Grief.exe

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Phil Fish is seriously one of the most pretentious guy I've seen, so annoying.

His games are pretty solid though.

I've sunk 60 hours into Binding of Isaac, and I still like to play every once in a while.

Fez looks amazing as well, and I've heard it was quite an experience to discover its secrets.
 
Fez on PC is a lot like you going to a strip club and seeing a girl who was mean to you in high school. Like, you know you shouldn't revel in it and you'll feel bad about it afterward, but damned if you aren't gonna make her dance for you.
The guy across the hallway in my dorm in college basically had this happen. She cheated on him senior year of high school and next thing you know he got a free ride to med school and she got addicted to meth and had to strip to pay for her kid.

Well it's actually kind of sad...
 

Nabs

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Fez on PC is a lot like you going to a strip club and seeing a girl who was mean to you in high school. Like, you know you shouldn't revel in it and you'll feel bad about it afterward, but damned if you aren't gonna make her dance for you.

Damn.

His games are pretty solid though.

I've sunk 60 hours into Binding of Isaac, and I still like to play every once in a while.

Fez looks amazing as well, and I've heard it was quite an experience to discover its secrets.


Dude, what?
 

Megasoum

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His games are pretty solid though.

I've sunk 60 hours into Binding of Isaac, and I still like to play every once in a while.

Fez looks amazing as well, and I've heard it was quite an experience to discover its secrets.

Huh, Fish didn't make Binding of Isaac btw.
 

Nabs

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We forgot all about Joe Danger 2: The Movie. It just got a bump in the registry.

I'm also noticing a bunch of 2k updates. I guess we'll get another publisher weekend soon.

Or just wait until it's heavily discounted in a sale...minimize his profit

I hope you guys follow through so that the tf2 hat is worth more.
 

Dr Dogg

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I forgot, what was all that hidden stuff again? Puzzles? Will I need to write things down in order to finish the game?

I'm not sure if I'll enjoy that...

Well without giving too much away the whole
alphabet and numbering systems are hidden in those funny hieroglyphs on all the walls.
At first it looks like a normal texture but later on
you need to have got it worked out to solve certain puzzles and some to get cube pieces.
other than that there are loads of hidden
lore and messages
to work out. As I said though once the penny drops you realise there's quite bit more to this game than meets the eye. Fish maybe be an outspoken, pretentious brat but this game truly had a lot of love put in it.
 

FloatOn

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His games are pretty solid though.

I've sunk 60 hours into Binding of Isaac, and I still like to play every once in a while.

Fez looks amazing as well, and I've heard it was quite an experience to discover its secrets.

this is almost as good as the capcom castlevania joke.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
We forgot all about Joe Danger 2: The Movie. It just got a bump in the registry.

I haven't forgot! JD2 was good, but I'd rather have the first game. I believe that showed up in the registry awhile back, it would be pretty bad ass if they were bundled together.
 

Sysgen

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Or just wait until it's heavily discounted in a sale...minimize his profit



It's never been lower on steam (or as InertiaXr points out, anywhere else), and I doubt it would go lower in the, currently hypothetical, Easter sale.

BD was just $4.99 on Amazon though personally I would just spring for the $1.24 if you already don't own the game.
 

morningbus

Serious Sam is a wicked gahbidge series for chowdaheads.
Are all new PC EA games origin only? If so, what was the last steam EA game?

They still release games on Steam occasionally, just the games they feel can push people to Origin with are exclusive.

They released Sim 3: University on March 5th, for example.
 

dk_

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His games are pretty solid though.

I've sunk 60 hours into Binding of Isaac, and I still like to play every once in a while.

Fez looks amazing as well, and I've heard it was quite an experience to discover its secrets.

Best thing I read all day.
 

RionaaM

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Fez on PC is a lot like you going to a strip club and seeing a girl who was mean to you in high school. Like, you know you shouldn't revel in it and you'll feel bad about it afterward, but damned if you aren't gonna make her dance for you.
Can we give this man a tag, please? Seriously, read this post. Read. This. Fucking. Post.

The man is a poet. A dirty, bad-mouthed, filthy one. And that's why I love him (in a Steam-bros way, not in a fooling-around-in-bed one).
 

morningbus

Serious Sam is a wicked gahbidge series for chowdaheads.
How does these games get trough Greenlight?

Do you mean how did these games get to skip Greenlight?

Probably because the developers have pretty good/strong relationships with Valve.

Can we give this man a tag, please? Seriously, read this post. Read. This. Fucking. Post.

The man is a poet. A dirty, bad-mouthed, filthy one. And that's why I love him (in a Steam-bros way, not in a fooling-around-in-bed one).

I try to avoid using a gif too frequently, but:

iC6hHhokWJCGd.gif


For real.
 

Bluth54

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How does these games get trough Greenlight?

Greenlight isn't the only method of a game to get released on Steam. Valve still can approve games submitted to them directly by developers/publishers. Greenlight is more for things that they may of missed since they get a lot of junk submissions.
 

Chronoja

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Sid Meier's Railroads updated in the steam registry about an hour ago. Think it'll come back to steam? More to the point does anyone know why it was removed in the first place?
 
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