For a supposed genius he did a ton of crap-the-bed stupid shit.
He was capable of making life like artificial intelligence, time machines, clones, replicators and all types of things that could have helped make him the dictator of a large portion of the world. Or at least obscenely wealthy.
But this idiot never thought to monetize any of his inventions. Why? He was a masochist, and subconsciously enjoyed failure. Every single one of his inventions ended up screwing him over.
His robot tries to kill and replace him.
He's always blowing something up. He should've been killed many times over from one of his blunders.
There's always some unintended fatal flaw with his inventions.
More proof he enjoyed punishment?
She's rejected him hundreds of times.
She insults him to his face. And not friendly jabbing either, she cuts into his soul.
She's not even a good person. This guy dropped everything to drive her to her cheerleading bullshit and she wouldn't take the floor so he could get the bed!
He found his balls for a minute and laid some truth on her like
"Nah this isn't how this shit is gonna be"
But he was back to his bitch ways by the next episode.
But his biggest failure?
Idiot wouldn't go for it. Acted like she was Kryptonite, too in love with fishface, bougie mean ass girl next door.
Broke the poor girl down and sent her to a convent.
He was also just a asocial pest in general.
-Couldn't tell when he was pissing Carl off.
-Eddie actually acts like a friend to him, and what does Urkel do? Outright snitch on him when HE was being teased for being a virgin!
No wonder his parents kept mentally abusing him!
Going on weeks long vacations without bringing him or letting him no in advance.
Locking the doors to the house when they know he's still outside.
Bitchmade sucker for love.
He was capable of making life like artificial intelligence, time machines, clones, replicators and all types of things that could have helped make him the dictator of a large portion of the world. Or at least obscenely wealthy.
But this idiot never thought to monetize any of his inventions. Why? He was a masochist, and subconsciously enjoyed failure. Every single one of his inventions ended up screwing him over.
His robot tries to kill and replace him.
He's always blowing something up. He should've been killed many times over from one of his blunders.
There's always some unintended fatal flaw with his inventions.
More proof he enjoyed punishment?
He kept going after this smartmouthed, stuckup, permanent stinkfaced broad right here.
She's rejected him hundreds of times.
She insults him to his face. And not friendly jabbing either, she cuts into his soul.
She's not even a good person. This guy dropped everything to drive her to her cheerleading bullshit and she wouldn't take the floor so he could get the bed!
He found his balls for a minute and laid some truth on her like
"Nah this isn't how this shit is gonna be"
But he was back to his bitch ways by the next episode.
But his biggest failure?
All Myra EVER did was try to throw ass in Urkel's direction.
Idiot wouldn't go for it. Acted like she was Kryptonite, too in love with fishface, bougie mean ass girl next door.
Broke the poor girl down and sent her to a convent.
He was also just a asocial pest in general.
-Couldn't tell when he was pissing Carl off.
-Eddie actually acts like a friend to him, and what does Urkel do? Outright snitch on him when HE was being teased for being a virgin!
No wonder his parents kept mentally abusing him!
Going on weeks long vacations without bringing him or letting him no in advance.
Locking the doors to the house when they know he's still outside.
Bitchmade sucker for love.