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[Amakusa]

Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

 

[Izayoi]

I like smoking weed with a partner whilst getting it on.

There's nothing hotter to me than a girl riding it while taking a massive bong rip.

Is that weird? Or do most stoners feel that way?

Yeah, that's not really weird at all dude. I would imagine a bong could get pretty messy though if you're fucking at the same time, pretty impressive work by her to not spill it everywhere. That's what pipes are for!

I like to get smacked a lot. Is that a kink?

It's a kink, in my opinion.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Tan lines. I made the mistake of telling my female friends this kink, and now when we all go swimming they'll call out to me and show theirs off all "You like...?"

See, this shit RIGHT HERE is why I don't tell my friends in real life about certain things that turn me on. I know they're gonna pull this shit.

 

[EatChildren]

Denim chicken.

 

[acrid]

Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

Oh, what a lovely tea party!

When I screw my wife, I prefer her to leave her socks on.

 

[DukeBobby]

Everyone in this thread is too normal. I would compile a list of my weirdest kinks, but I'm afraid it would be too long and mentally scarring.

 

[acrid]

I really wanna fuck a pregnant woman one day.

It's a lot different in various stages of pregnancy. One time the wife was riding it and she pressed her stomach into me. I could feel the outline of the baby. Killed my boner for a few minutes.

 

[Übermatik]

Y'all should make f-lists.

Hush you.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Everyone in this thread is too normal. I would compile a list of my weirdest kinks, but I'm afraid it would be too long and mentally scarring.

What a tease.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Filming my own videos of the girls and me.

 

[Sadsic]

cfnm
enf
sph
femdom
exhib
inc

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Facesitting

Spoiler

optionally combined with farting

.

 

[Persona86]

The lack of pictures is probably why this thread hasn't been closed yet.

P.S Here's me when I had a daughter phase. Don't worry I'm over it now. I drink Pepsi everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HphKZ2-aVOI

 

[Forceatowulf]

The lack of pictures is probably why this thread hasn't been closed yet.

P.S Here's me when I had a daughter phase. Don't worry I'm over it now. I drink Pepsi everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HphKZ2-aVOI

 

[Drazgul]

Filming my own videos of the girls and me.

 

[(._.)]

- figging, look it up
- cages, lock her up for a few hours in a cage where she's stuffed with toys and can't move. fuck her hard later. (haven't tried)
- choking her
- nipple torcher, and light breast slapping. I'm not into rough breast play or breast tying.
- pet play, training, and tail bplugs
- collars and leashes
- spanking and whipping her butt and thighs with belt till she's bruised
- bed restraints and spanking her while restrained.
- verbal abuse and degrading her.
- oil play and just pouring it all over her
- making her queef from rough sex
- clean enema play
- period sex
- sex while sleeping
- trading/auctioning her in exchange for another person's slave for a few hours (haven't tried yet)
- humiliation in church parking lot
- public humiliation in general and having her wear bplug in out public
- making her wet herself in public
- pee on her
- having her pee on me
- scratching and biting her
- having my chest and back scratched really hard
- being bitten
- bathing her
- massaging her
- making her gag and throw up just a little from deep throating, smearing it on her face (haven't tried yet)

ugh, list goes on...

 

[Persona86]

- figging, look it up
- cages, lock her up for a few hours in a cage where she's stuffed with toys and can't move. fuck her hard later. (haven't tried)
- choking her
- nipple torcher, and light breast slapping. I'm not into rough breast play or breast tying.
- pet play, training, and tail bplugs
- collars and leashes
- spanking and whipping her butt and thighs with belt till she's bruised
- bed restraints and spanking her while restrained.
- verbal abuse and degrading her.
- oil play and just pouring it all over her
- making her queef from rough sex
- clean enema play
- period sex
- sex while sleeping
- trading/auctioning her in exchange for another person's slave for a few hours (haven't tried yet)
- humiliation in church parking lot
- public humiliation in general and having her wear bplug in out public
- making her wet herself in public
- pee on her
- having her pee on me
- scratching and biting her
- having my chest and back scratched really hard
- being bitten
- bathing her
- massaging her
- making her gag and throw up just a little from deep throating, smearing it on her face (haven't tried yet)

ugh, list goes on...

Don't tell me your buying "Killer Is Dead"

 

[Captain_Spanky]

Hush you.

Used to be on tapestries MUCK.

 

[Cow Mengde]

ugh, list goes on...

Yeah, I can add quite a few of those things there to my list as well.

 

[EYEL1NER]

For real real: Socks and Nylons. My wife never wears pantyhose. Pisses me off. She hates socks too. Why did I marry her? All barefoot in her flipflops.

But yeah socks, knee highs, loose socks, argyles, those weird rainbow woolies with the toes. I really love the look of socks.

Nylons and hosiery, oh man, silk, nylon, fishnet. I love em all. The darker the better.

You're pinoy, right? Your post made me lol. Yeah, I know how you feel: it is always sandals and flip flops but never stockings or socks. I buy her nice athletic shoes but she forgoes them in favor of flip flops and slip-on shoes. And then she gets on my ass for wearing shoes in the house! I'm like, "Hey, I didn't grow up on some island in the middle of an ocean. I grew up in the midwest, where if I wasn't in bed asleep, I had shoes on my feet."

I ended up buying my wife a sort of older rockabilly-style dress a while back, kind of short and in white. To go with it, because she didn't have anything that really would have worked with it, I bought her some red wedge heels and some sheer stockings with a backseam. She doesn't like to wear the stockings that much, but when she does...man. Stockings with backseams are fucking amazing.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Too easy, I already made a thread about one of my many, many kinks.

 

[Invisible Man]

Gyno-X. More specifically the stethoscope orgasm bit.

Nothing like literally hearing the gradual build up of an orgasm until she peaks and it's beating out of her chest.

 

[LakeEarth]

Women in wedding dresses, but the man they are with is not their husband. And she, and I can't stress this enough, must be 8 months pregnant.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Humans.

 

[Aggrotek]

Some of you guys need to check out this site here.
NSFW at all.
www.fetlife.com

 

[Vermillion]

Some of you guys need to check out this site here.
NSFW at all.
www.fetlife.com

That requires an e-mail address, soo...

 

[Aggrotek]

That requires an e-mail address, soo...

Just posting it because it is relevant. It is a social networking site for fetishists.

 

[Vermillion]

Just posting it because it is relevant. It is a social networking site for fetishists.

Fare.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Hush you.

Did you make one yet?

 

[Cow Mengde]

Gyno-X. More specifically the stethoscope orgasm bit.

Nothing like literally hearing the gradual build up of an orgasm until she peaks and it's beating out of her chest.

My shame is just piling up.

 

[Captain_Spanky]

I'll probably regret this

Spoiler

Ageplay humiliation

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I'll probably regret this

Spoiler

Ageplay humiliation

sup

 

[blackflag]

I like to masturbate in a pile of quest bars.

 

[News Bot]

making her queef from rough sex

My sides

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

I'm starting to feel like people I know follow my posts, but fuck it.

I really love female assholes... Like to a crazy degree.

 

[Step]

Futas

Monster girls

Gokkun

FemDom

Armpits

Goo/Slime girls

Vore is starting to grow on me.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Denim chicken.

PMing a mod. Ban this sick filth.

 

[TheContact]

- lots of weird stuff

(._.)

nice contribution..

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

I like to masturbate in a pile of quest bars.

 

[ArchedThunder]

This thread delivers.
My two biggest kinks are rather tame, being pissed on and ass to mouth.
I would also say girls with dicks/futas/traps like others have, but that is a bit more than a kink for me...

 

[etrain911]

I like to think of kinks as spices. In a meal, spices add a lot to whatever it is you're making, but they aren't the main course. You don't serve a plate full of spices. There needs to be a lot of other ingredients involved to make the dish special. As such, I promised myself I'd try any kink once unless it really squicked me out (i.e. bugs, guro, etc.) and I've discovered I have a lot of weird and devious fetishes. The one I absolutely can't explain though: Girls with dyed hair. I don't know why but I find weird hair colors so sexy.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

It's not that weird. When the guy finishes inside without a condom. When he cums and he makes that final thrust and just kind of stands still. It's incredibly hot/fulfilling. Sex isn't sex without it.

 

[Vermillion]

I like to think of kinks as spices. In a meal, spices add a lot to whatever it is you're making, but they aren't the main course. You don't serve a plate full of spices. There needs to be a lot of other ingredients involved to make the dish special. As such, I promised myself I'd try any kink once unless it really squicked me out (i.e. bugs, guro, etc.) and I've discovered I have a lot of weird and devious fetishes. The one I absolutely can't explain though: Girls with dyed hair. I don't know why but I find weird hair colors so sexy.

You sir, win this thread. Rainbow-colored hair usually just tells me that the person has a high likelihood of being awesome.

 

[t-storm]

Everyone in this thread is too normal. I would compile a list of my weirdest kinks, but I'm afraid it would be too long and mentally scarring.

There's kinky and then there's just being disturbed.

 

[Persona86]

You sir, win this thread. Rainbow-colored hair usually just tells me that the person has a high likelihood of being awesome.

I think you've hit on the reason for his fetish.

I think girls with "weird" hair colours are probably more likely to be more open minded and try new things. Which in turn makes you feel more comfortable being open with her.

 

[Izayoi]

There's kinky and then there's just being disturbed.

This is a place for acceptance, not judgement. :>

 

[triplestation]

I love when innocent girls say stuff like fuck and it sounds awkward because they felt uncomfortable a bit saying it

Makes me fall in love with a cock of steel

 

[Sats]

This is a place for acceptance, not judgement. :>

Also, I'm sure there are quite a few people saying the ones that are illegal.

I bet there are a few people who have posted in this thread that like things like "Shota, Loli, Necrophilia, Scat, Beastiality..."

But they won't say :3

 

[Tesseract]

a good money shot is always fun. peter north is an artist.

 

[televator]

Okay. I think I'm done searching these Japanese sex phrases on google. I think the FBI or whoever might knock at my door in a bit...