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NFL Pro Bowl Week: Neon Deion vs. The Fumbling Fraud

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Himynameischris

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Jason's Ultimatum said:
Whaaaaaa? Details.
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Short Version:

Co-worker wants to hook up, has fake boobs and fake ass, fake ass looks terrible so I'm going through with it so I can take pics and show my NFL-Bros how terrible it looks. Was going to happen this weekend but my sister and her bf are coming down to my place for sb weekend so I'll have to postpone until next weekend.
 
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Alligatorjandro

Banned
chris.trejo said:
Short Version:

Co-worker wants to hook up, has fake boobs and fake ass, fake ass looks terrible so I'm going through with it so I can take pics and show my NFL-Bros how terrible it looks. Was going to happen this weekend but my sister and her bf are coming down to my place for sb weekend so I'll have to postpone until next weekend.
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It's a sign
 
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Jason's Ultimatum

Member
chris.trejo said:
Short Version:

Co-worker wants to hook up, has fake boobs and fake ass, fake ass looks terrible so I'm going through with it so I can take pics and show my NFL-Bros how terrible it looks. Was going to happen this weekend but my sister and her bf are coming down to my place for sb weekend so I'll have to postpone until next weekend.
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Make sure you do take pics. I don't care if fake or not. I can save it to my spank bank.....I'm running out of clean socks, though.
 
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MechDX

Member
Ravens are expected to hire former Texans tight ends coach Brian Pariani as replacement for Wade Harman, according to sources
via Twitter

It begins....Schaub inbound Larry!!!
 
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
chris.trejo said:
Only if you're going to masturbate too it, otherwise it's just a waste.
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Uuuuh

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bionic77

Member
Dutch Patriot said:
If you're busy sending gifts, can I have a Xbone?
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I will give a Xbone to any Pats fan that gets a Roethlisberger tattoo with Steelers logo. You obviously have to videotape it to prove it to us and then send us pictures.

I will also pay for the tattoo.

If you don't want a tattoo I will also give you a XBone if you post a video renouncing your Patriots fandom, repeating whatever truths we want you to say about the franchise, coach, owner (these will be provided by me and the rest of GAF) and admit that the Pats are cheating shitheads and that you doubt the validity of any Superbowls won by the team.
 
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MechDX

Member
bionic77 said:
I will give a Xbone to any Pats fan that gets a Roethlisberger tattoo with Steelers logo. You obviously have to videotape it to prove it to us and then send us pictures.

I will also pay for the tattoo.

If you don't want a tattoo I will also give you a XBone if you post a video renouncing your Patriots fandom, repeating whatever truths we want you to say about the franchise, coach, owner (these will be provided by me and the rest of GAF) and admit that the Pats are cheating shitheads and that you doubt the validity of any Superbowls won by the team.
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First part...no.

I would do the second in a heartbeat for a free Xbox One
 
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Futurevoid

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Scott Linehan expected to be the new playcaller in Dallas. Callahan not going anywhere.

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet · 54s

If #Cowboys hire play-caller Scott Linehan today, expect OC Bill Callahan to stay. Why? I’m told Dallas won’t let him out of his contract
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It's Rapaport though so take it with a grain of salt.:)
 
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Himynameischris

Member
Futurevoid said:
Scott Linehan expected to be the new playcaller in Dallas. Callahan not going anywhere.



It's Rapaport though so take it with a grain of salt.:)
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So they have a former OC that is now head coach, an OC and now a designated play caller? Did they forget completely that they need to field a defense?
 
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
simples said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuxghiwjgQc

your national anthem is pretty catchy
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You're such a baboon. This is the German anthem, you fool : http://youtu.be/Lur-SGl3uw8

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The_Darkest_Red said:
You guys have been super weird lately.
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I'm still in shock. I never lost like that before, I have Boston blood, I'm a winner.

bionic77 said:
I will give a Xbone to any Pats fan that gets a Roethlisberger tattoo with Steelers logo. You obviously have to videotape it to prove it to us and then send us pictures.

I will also pay for the tattoo.

If you don't want a tattoo I will also give you a XBone if you post a video renouncing your Patriots fandom, repeating whatever truths we want you to say about the franchise, coach, owner (these will be provided by me and the rest of GAF) and admit that the Pats are cheating shitheads and that you doubt the validity of any Superbowls won by the team.
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And you call yourself a lawyer. Didn't you take the Hermaphroditic Oath like all the lawyers that you have to protect the truth and nothing but the truth?!
 
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Jason's Ultimatum

Member
bionic77 said:
I will give a Xbone to any Pats fan that gets a Roethlisberger tattoo with Steelers logo. You obviously have to videotape it to prove it to us and then send us pictures.

I will also pay for the tattoo.

If you don't want a tattoo I will also give you a XBone if you post a video renouncing your Patriots fandom, repeating whatever truths we want you to say about the franchise, coach, owner (these will be provided by me and the rest of GAF) and admit that the Pats are cheating shitheads and that you doubt the validity of any Superbowls won by the team.
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Buy me an Omega Planet Ocean watch, and I'll do it.
 
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LukeSmith

Member
simples said:
luke smith offered me a early halo beta code for putting on a manning colts avatar. i told him to fuck off and bought a code off ebay and posted a screenshot to him

youre no better than tabris
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I have no recollection of this, but it sounds like what I'd have done to a Pats fan.
 
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bionic77

Member
Dutch Patriot said:
You're such a baboon. This is the German anthem, you fool : http://youtu.be/Lur-SGl3uw8

P7msq17.gif




I'm still in shock. I never lost like that before, I have Boston blood, I'm a winner.



And you call yourself a lawyer. Didn't you take the Hermaphroditic Oath like all the lawyers that you have to protect the truth and nothing but the truth?!
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Lawyers for the most are about as truthful as the Pats organization, but definitely more like able. We are slightly less greedy than doctors and slightly more human than stock brokers.

Yankee offer only good for first 2 pat fans.
 
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Elfforkusu

Member
ConradCervantes said:
Signed a lease for an apartment yesterday in Shorewood, north of UWM. Cozy little apartment, good for a burgeoning student with a girlfriend who makes triple what he makes. Parking in the area though is horrifically bad, so we'll see.

Is I all growed up now?
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When I was a student, "triple what I made" would've been an even larger negative number.
 
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Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Ravens... bwahahahaha
 
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
bionic77 said:
Lawyers for the most are about as truthful as the Pats organization, but definitely more like able. We are slightly less greedy than doctors and slightly more human than stock brokers.

Yankee offer only good for first 2 pat fans.
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I always wanted to be a stock broker since I was like 10 years old , still on course for that, not sure if I still wanna do it.
 
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