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Attn: icecream, hentai crossover fighter Twinkle Queen is coming to the Wii!

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G-Fex

Member
PepsimanVsJoe said:
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The girl in the red has a dick resting against her head. Even the cat notices it.



Holy poop the characters look as generic as all fuck.
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Do you guys go looking for cocks in pictures? Of course..it's gaf nevermind
Sad.
 
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InfiniteNine

Rolling Girl
zerokoolpsx said:
I remember playing school days. I actually tried to get that ending. I was randomly picking choices. Damn, she's freaking psycho right there.
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I'm pretty sure that ending is only in the anime, although it does take elements from the other bad ends except the suicide one.
 
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Cowie

Member
InfiniteNine said:
I'm pretty sure that ending is only in the anime, although it does take elements from the other bad ends except the suicide one.
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There is apparently an ending in the PS2 version that ends similarly (according to wiki?), but I've not played it to see if the circumstances are the same. (Just has the same mortality rate.)


Side note, I'm getting some chuckles out of the posts that seem shocked that people watch/play/whatever Hentai. You guys knew it existed, did you think it was made but not consumed? Sure, it can be stupid, goofy, awkward, and sometimes even demeaning.. But can you honestly look through your porn collection and tell me none of those adjectives apply to it? Unless you're implying that we shouldn't openly discuss enjoying something sexual in nature, in which case >:|.
 
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thetrin

Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
Cowie said:
Side note, I'm getting some chuckles out of the posts that seem shocked that people watch/play/whatever Hentai. You guys knew it existed, did you think it was made but not consumed? Sure, it can be stupid, goofy, awkward, and sometimes even demeaning.. But can you honestly look through your porn collection and tell me none of those adjectives apply to it? Unless you're implying that we shouldn't openly discuss enjoying something sexual in nature, in which case >:|.
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AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
 
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Enron

Banned
Cowie said:
Side note, I'm getting some chuckles out of the posts that seem shocked that people watch/play/whatever Hentai. You guys knew it existed, did you think it was made but not consumed? Sure, it can be stupid, goofy, awkward, and sometimes even demeaning.. But can you honestly look through your porn collection and tell me none of those adjectives apply to it? Unless you're implying that we shouldn't openly discuss enjoying something sexual in nature, in which case >:|.
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Two words for you: CARTOON PORN
 
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RPG_Fanatic

Member
Can't wait to see video footage of this for the laughs.

The real question we should be asking is what sort of mini games are doing to be included.
 
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Unknown Soldier

Member
I recognized Koihime Musou but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not that I even recognized one of them. :lol

Also, I miss icecream's threads, they were always uniformly hilarious and awesome. :*(
 
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Metal Gear?!

Member
Enron said:
Two words for you: CARTOON PORN
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Nothing wrong with cartoon porn. In theory. Japan finds a way to fuck everything up of course.

But yeah, Melty Blood is one of the all time great fighting games and is pretty much the reason everyone doesn't dismiss this whole "fighting game based on a sexually explicit visual novel/dating sim" concept out of hand.
 
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twinturbo2

butthurt Heat fan
Dresden said:
All of those games are full of big-breasted women, man. All the small-boob girls are exactly that--girls. Some are supposedly 12 years old, or 18 "who just looks 8, really, it's okay, it's legal".
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You were saying?
 
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tiff

Banned
Wallach said:
That guy is just going around bumping old threads, I'm not sure if he's trying to get banned or what.
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This bump is strangely relevant, though, given icecream's recent misfortunes.

p.s. free icecream
 
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Kid Ying

Member
Well, since there are no other places to discuss about Twinkle Queen, i had to bump this.

I think no one else bought this game. After Radilgy NOA i promised to never buy anything from Milestone ever again, but since Twinkle Queen got that nice hentai vibe and bombed so fast at Amiami(you can get a copy for just 1200 yens) i was like "well, can't be that bad. Fuck it, i'll get it".

Anyway, i can't say this is the worst fighting game of all time, but it's easily the worst i've ever played. There's no balance for the characters, not like i was expecting one, but it's just awful. Any kind of special move is like "OMG" and then you spam it, even if the best attack in the game is spamming the lowpunch.

There's also no history, you have a couple of characters and then you have to chose two of them. If you choose two from the same series, you will fight the other girl that was left in the dust at the end. If you don't, well, then, that's it. The other girl will be in a kind of magic barrier and she will be goldie, but in the end, it means nothing since the computer is so awful. Just spam lowpunch.

If you did fought the golden character and won, you will get a pic for the gallery and the nice version of the credits(if you don't, you get the usual credits hentai style, with a black screen and some pic in a box in the side. I actually prefer this one, since it got so much with the theme).

The music is quite bad, the theme song is nice and they know it, since they use 4 different versions of it. The graphics are really weird and got some strange plastified look. It's ends up looking like it's using the same tech of Donkey Kong Country.

It's a really awful game, the worst i've ever saw coming from Milestone(and that means something) but i have to say that i like that i have it. The box is quite cute with all those girls. If you don't play it, it's a good game.
 
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Kenka

Member
Kid Ying said:
If you don't play it, it's a good game.
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That pretty much sums up the hole thing huh ? Well, if it is that cheap, could you send me a copy ? We can discuss it in a PM.
 
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Amish_Gramish

Member
InfiniteNine said:
Well at least it's not Rescue Rangers porn. *shudder*
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I can hear it now:

[Rescue Rangers theme song in the background]
Chip: Hey Gadget, do you want to take a ride inside our airplane.
Gadget: Don't you just mean, "in" the airplane?
Dale: No, a ride inside. *wink*
[Theme song turns slowly turns into generic porn song]
Zipper: Can I watch?
 
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