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[Retro]

The most bizarre, non-fetish related thing in this thread has proven to be the zeal with which the 'artists' ram their various favorite characters, beliefs, political views, hobbies and personalities together in each image.

It's not enough that Sonic is lusting after Dora the Explorer while various Ponies look on (I dare someone to find that exact combination by the way), but that he's doing so during a chess match, while wearing a cross and WWJD T-shirt, at the Republican National Convention, making a statement on assault rifle bans and bashing jocks for playing sports. And honestly, we've seen some examples where all of that and more is going on.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

http://i.imgur.com/5FiT3.png[IMG][/QUOTE]

I've actually seen this one before.

I love the idea that an atheist would (must?) believe in Satan.

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I think all of these in their own way are glimpses into the psyche of people who are being honest about how their brain works. It's terrifying because most people's thoughts are pretty terrifying with the curtain pulled back. I guarantee you journals and sketchbooks have been full of this insanity for all of recorded history, it's just that where most people had the good sense to never share or flat out burn the wackiest of entries in the past, the latest generation would rather spread it around like graffiti.

 

[Fari]

The adventures of Atoma, the Atheist Pony:

 

[Drago]

Free to first taker;

"Kill meeeeeeee"

For a few days, I'll use it. In celebration of Narutos return to Toonami, I guess

 

[Link Man]

 

[CorvoSol]

The adventures of Atoma, the Atheist Pony:

It'd help if Atoma wasn't a dick.

 

[Link Man]

Apparently this is a cross with "The Magic School Bus".

 

[DonMigs85]

Surprisingly, I can't seem to find any Taylor Swift art.

 

[The Awesomest]

Surprisingly, I can't seem to find any Taylor Swift art.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/133/7/9/sonic_and_phineas_crossover__in_the_future_by_superrider14-d4zkjx1.jpg[/IjMG][/QUOTE]

Really? Not a thing on Deviantart?

 

[DonMigs85]

I spoke too soon, only checked Google at first.

There's a lot of actual good stuff though, as well as crazy fetish stuff I dare not post.

 

[CorvoSol]

I feel terrible for making this.

 

[Deified Data]

 

[ReiGun]

But pikachu already evolved from a pichu. Hmm...

 

[Sielys]

Got to be a troll pic, Pikachu's bubble starts with "SONIC:"

 

[Retro]

But pikachu already evolved from a pichu. Hmm...

That's also not Sonic.

 

[DonMigs85]

But pikachu already evolved from a pichu. Hmm...

But in the episode where Pikachu almost returned to the wild, weren't there little Pikachus?

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

But in the episode where Pikachu almost returned to the wild, weren't there little Pikachus?

Just because it's smaller doesn't mean it's younger.

 

[DonMigs85]

Just because it's smaller doesn't mean it's younger.

True, but the average Pichu is larger than that Pikachu.

 

[Slamtastic]

 

[Deified Data]

But in the episode where Pikachu almost returned to the wild, weren't there little Pikachus?

Because Pichu didn't exist yet. Kind of like how the pokemon world used to contain real birds and fish, until they were retconned to all be Pokemon.

You know, you're reminding me of how little episodes of the anime actually focus on Pikachu nowadays.

 

[the chris]

 

[Link Man]

I never knew David Bowie played Jiminy Cricket.

 

[Bisnic]

GARRUS NO

 

[CorvoSol]

This can't be real.

Here is some good fan art to counteract it:

 

[Link Man]

Awesome or "Awesome"?



There can be no question:

Spoiler

How does a robot get fat?

 

[Sielys]

Persona Time is fantastic.

 

[Sielys]

Oh my god, watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI

 

[Link Man]

Of course, there are Persona ponies. :|



Even worse, poorly drawn ponies:

Spoiler

Although, for those who aren't fans, would well-drawn ponies be a greater affront?

And finally, I'll let you guys be the judge:

 

[the chris]

 

[hateradio]

http://i.imgur.com/PJcdm.jpg

How is that SFW . . . nvm, if you're in this thread at work, you probably don't care. :lol

 

[ReiGun]

That's also not Sonic.

I didn't even see that.

This comic's got layers.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite fanart on the Citadel."

 

[Deified Data]

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[Father_Brain]

You Marvel fans like Runaways, don't you?

 

[Fari]

Stu manhandled the winch in highly obscene and inappropiate manners, a spectacle that was pornographic to quite a degree, his hands slipped and he dropped the fucking butter, making the floor fucking slippery.

Deedee walked into the dungeon room asking why it's taking him so long to complete the puzzle... when suddonly: She slipped on the butter taking 690 damage. 'STU! what the FUCK!?' she exclaimed when she saw him pick up the stick of butter to lube his anus. He then proceeded to turn the winch using only his glorious ass.

Stu grew tired of ass handling the winch as his anus leaked several gallons of chocolate pudding, only it wasn't chocolate pudding. The air of the dungeon now smelled of spoiled peanuts and the pleasent incense of squirrel piss. There was no mistakening it. Stu has formed MOTHER FUCKING ANTI-MATTER AND IT WAS SLOWING EATING THE FUCK OUT OF THE DUNGEON! All of the sudden, the room turned red as a slaughtered weeaboo and the abyss was viewable from every direction. He saw the Gods of pudding, also known as Quad City DJ. 'stu...' the voices called in uniform. 'you must slam the fuck out of here.' Stu looked at them with wides eyes and bowed 'Stu.. now is not the time to pay your allegence. Now is the time to awaken the power of the Jam Arcana.'

The inquisitors were torturing Stu, he took out a gay pride flag banner, and inserted it a mile up his rectum. Religious implications soon took over this business, in a matter of seconds Stu's anus was filled with a thousand kilotons of TNT, and was ready to blow.
All of a sudden a car horn playing "La cucaracha" was heard in the background, the lights dimmed, and the walls were painted with the gay pride colors as far as the eye could see. Stu was in for the ride of his life.

Meanwhile, below the dungeon... Deedee was pampering spike with his favorite tea and crumpets, only he hated crumpets. 'I told stu to give me some laws. But noooooo! Now we're stuck in this shit hole because of Stu!' Suddonly, Deedee passed out and felt like she was falling down a hole because she was falling down a hole. It was... THE NIGHTMARE!!!!@!!@ When she finally woke up, she heard car horns playing la cucaracha and the vissage of angelica's putrid face appeared on the blood-stained wall. She was laughing, making the car horns blast louder and louder until Angelica screamed 'DEEDEE! SPIKE'S SEED FEELS SO GOOD! I'M CUMMING!' It was then when a flood of seman gushed out of nowhere and washed Deedee away. It tasted like Stu's toxic pubic hairs on a sunday morning. The next thing she knew, she was in a dark pumping cave full of eggs.. it was.. ANGELICA'S UTERUS!!

Using his legs, which were made of cock pistols, he was able to shoot seman into his face which summoned his special persona of the Jam Arcana: Micheal Jordan. He stood 12 stories high, juggling panets as basketballs. 'Micheal Jordan, I need your help! My socks have gone missing!' Micheal was enraged. 'What even is it with you and socks, man!? And besides, my name is no longer Micheal Jordon.. It is Mitchel Jeromy!!' All of the suddon, Jimmy's hair grew for ages and ages, eventually comming back to rip a portal into his ass. 'Enter, stu. You must save your family!' Stu had a menacing laugh... 'The sock ruse was a distraction... I HAVE THE CAR!' Stu then drove the car into Jonah's ass at full spell while doing a 6870 degree spin with a sextuple back flip.

Suddonly, the writers decided to throw in 40 pyramid heads to rape didi because of fan service and because konami is a whorish sellout to america. And all of them were raping didi because it would be fan service which is konami being a sellout.

Spike's tongue caressed Stu's hard nipple pimples, eliciting soft moans from the purple haired man, his deformed face emitting expressions of ecstasy. He ran his scaly dragon hands down Stu's waist and thrusted with magnificent force and tempo. He took a bite out of the cartilage sandiwch, it was disgusting.

 

[CorvoSol]

it was disgusting.

You think?

 

[The Technomancer]

The fat fetish thing is another thing I just don't get. I don't mean guys who like chubby girls, I can see that, even if its not my taste. But where does the fetish of actual morbid obesity come from?

 

[SmithnCo]

http://i.imgur.com/5FiT3.png[IMG][/QUOTE]

Oh, you atheists and your "Satan Rocks!" shirts!

 

[DrForester]

I don't hate this.

 

[Link Man]

 

[Killzig]

up the contrast on this image and there's a disgusting string of sputum connecting their lips

uh. I don't think that's sputum. ugh.

 

[the chris]

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[fabricated backlash]

If no one has allready claimed it, I'll take it:

PM me if it's allready taken please

 

[neorej]

This looks like something from Animaniacs...

 

[the chris]

 

[Deified Data]

Why does Man-Pac look so morose?

 

[Fari]

 

[Nobodyspatzy]

*pics of sick ponies*

Why are they all dying?

SWEETIE"S FACE! WHAT"S WRONG WITH IT?!?