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Awesome one-liners from 80s/90s movies

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lightskintwin

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I can't link due to nudity but, "The Royal Penis is cleaned, Your Highness".

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SwiftDeath

Member
Soldier had some good lines although I'm not sure they're one liners per say

Sandra: Oh my God, you can't fight seventeen more on your own, you have to organize us. We're not cowards, we'll do as you tell us, we'll fight.
Todd: No.
Sandra: Why not?
Todd: Soldiers deserve soldiers, Sir.
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Sandra: But one soldier, against seventeen. What are you going to do?
Todd: I'm going to kill them all, Sir.
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Rubrick: [over radio] Crawler One, do you copy? Crawler Two, do you copy? Are any of you men out there? Can any of you men hear me?
[Todd picks up the radio]
Todd: Your men... are obsolete.
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Fancyarcher

Member
Seagal made a lot of shit of course, but like any action hero from the 90's, he had his fair share of great one-liners.

"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!"

"Yeah, well... I also cook".
 
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Shig

Strap on your hooker ...
Parole Board Official: "The parole board's ready, Blake. I hope you remembered to floss."
Earl Talbot Blake: "I did! With your wife's pubic hair!"

That's John Lithgow delivering that line, btw. Ricochet should really be more of a cult classic.
 
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Lord Fagan

Junior Member
The Last Boy Scout

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Joe Hallenbeck: Go fuck yourself.

Milo: Okay, now that's not polite!

(pulls out a switchblade)

Milo: It's very abusive sounding. What would you do, Joseph, if somebody told you to go fuck yourself? Would you...cut one of their eyes out?!

Joe Hallenbeck: No...

Milo: No? What would you do? You think you're so fuckin' cool, don't you? You think you're so fuckin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream...in pain.

Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

(Final line is fantastic within the context of a psychopath threatening to cut Bruce Willie's eye out. This movie is filled with absolutely amazing zingers all over the place, but this one is definitely my favorite because Milo is goddamn savage in this movie.)
 
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shawnbuddy

Member
90s gay-subtext buddy violence comedy Tango and Cash had some good ones, mostly about penises. This was my favorite.

[Tango grabs a hefty submachine gun and hands Cash a pistol]
Ray Tango: Here.
Gabriel Cash: Aw, c'mon, how come yours is bigger than mine?
Ray Tango: Genetics, peewee.
 
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Bakercat

Member
"You're terminated fucker!" Is always the one I think of for the 80's.

"Those were $500 sunglasses asshole." Is probably my favorite 90's quote.
 
AaronB

AaronB

Member
"I ain't got time to bleed."
Jesse Ventura made that the title of his autobiography. I love "Predator."
 
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bionic77

Member
I wanted to do the full line from predator but it has a slur so I have to cut it short to just:

"This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!”
 
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StrangeRoboMemory

Member
If you really believe that then you should clone yourself while you're still alive.

Why is that? So I can understand your unique perspective?

No. So you can go fuck yourself!
 
Allforce

Allforce

Member
Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!
 
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jmvmadeira

Member
"Animal mother is the finnest human being in the world...under fire. You just have to get someone to throw hand grenades at him for the rest of is live"
 
finowns

finowns

Member
Well I've seen people post dialogue:

Priest: This is a house of God. People are trying to pray. You're disturbing them.
Kurgan: He cares about these helpless mortals?
Priest: Of course He cares. He died for our sins.
Kurgan: That shall be His undoing.
[gets up]
Kurgan: Father! Forgive me , I am a worm...
[starts laughing diabolically]
Kurgan: [to everyone in the church] I have something to say! It's better to burn out than to fade away!

So funny, the Kurgan is a savage.. he don't care.

Also, I'm pretty sure he said 'hapless mortals' I could be wrong though.

ponpo said:
Someone at comiket just cosplayed pipe bennet
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What movie is this from?
 
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