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Best game music to have sex to

notworksafe

Member
I prefer something epic when I get my bang on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEV84o_E7U

Think about it, what is more epic than the King himself, Dedede? Not only that, but with music like this I can get a little help from Nintendo Magic to perform even better in the bedroom. Thanks Iwata!

When I finally get to hook up with an irl girl, she is gonna LOVE this! :3
 

Brofield

Member
Indescribable Grief

At piece with extinction

Unhideable anxiety

The three stages of sexytime.

Hilarious thread..

I thought of Mass Effect 3 OST

(Op also reminded me that the music from Shatter is excellent...)

Why am I only learning now Clint Mansell was responsible for Mass Effect's OST? I mean, I know it's a crime to have not played the games yet...but this would have seriously made me hustle!
 

Kenka

Member
I thought I would contribute : since Metroid's Item Acquisition Fanfare was already mentioned in the this thread, I'd go with FF VII's victory fanfare which does the job equally well after you're done. It feels like a congratulations tap in the back.
 

Zuly

Member
Lmfao at this thread. Sorry OP, that shit makes vag go dryer than the Sahara. Wow.

Anyone else imagine this dude trying to be sexy and pump away with that Metroid Prime nerdtron music pounding out of his $30 Altec Lansing speakers?

Speak for yourself. I'm loving this thread and I have a sense of humor. Why does sex have to be taken so seriously?
 

nullset2

Junior Member
I thought I would contribute : since Metroid's Item Acquisition Fanfare was already mentioned in the this thread

Let's crank it up a notch: play the "Samus arrives" chime at the exact same moment when you whip it out and/or when she spreads. Instant classic!
 

silenttwn

Member
Tom's Hot Dogs music. Girls love wieners.

shenmue-tom.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjR5p8X2Bys
 

Wilbur

Banned
I went to a party once where some fat tub of lard stripped for us while demanding we play track seven from the Heavy Rain soundtrack.
 
I prefer something epic when I get my bang on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEV84o_E7U

Think about it, what is more epic than the King himself, Dedede? Not only that, but with music like this I can get a little help from Nintendo Magic to perform even better in the bedroom. Thanks Iwata!

When I finally get to hook up with an irl girl, she is gonna LOVE this! :3

You should do it in rhythm with the fast-paced tempo of the tune.
 

nullset2

Junior Member
I tried this thread 10 years ago and got shit-canned for three months.

Everyone on GAF is a mass game-purchasing-but-never-playing, affluent, sex-having, relationship-mantaining, money-spending mature adult now, didn't you get the memo.

inb4 lock
 
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